If you owned a gym, what food would you serve? Me? I'd

frogs

>>36767954
I'd serve squats.

A gym isn't a fucking restaurant.

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>>36767981
OP goes to planet fitness

>>36767981
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>>36767954
Luke warm tap water from a water fountain

>>36767954
Seaweed

>high in fiber
>rich in micronutrients
>high in protein

Litter the best food, prove me wrong

>>36767954
So I have to bring my fucking anvil to the gym now too?

>>36767954

Fantastic vintage /tv/ meme my friend!

Beef goulash, right babe?

>>36767954

My gym doesn't server food. WTF is up with your gym?

>Monday
Butter-steamed cod cheeks with white wine sauce and whole grain pasta farfalle
>Tuesday
Grilled saithe stuffed with cornbread
>Wednesday
Plukkfisk with whole grain macaroni
>Thursday
Shredded chicken with barbecue sauce and baked sweet potato
>Friday
Salmon lasagna
>Saturday
Pasta con le sarde with a perverse amount of sardines
>Sunday
Piss off it's rest day and I'll eat some leftovers and you can train by your lonesome and stay hungry so I keep you visiting my gym and giving me money.

If I owned a gym, the only food I'd give out is homemade beef jerky, for members only.

>>36767981
>>36767993
Typical newfags.

4 scoops and 2 bananas

>>36767954
I'd do a thing where every saturday morning would be a free pancake bacon and eggs breakfest, and every thursday night would be free mcdonalds night. keep the customers happy and wanting to come back!

>>36768178
7/10 would visit

>>36767954
my gym has a falcon problem as it is, i'd stop going if they started to serve crab legs

>>36767954
If you owned a restaurant, what weightlifting equipment would you include?

:^)

gains

boiled eggs

>>36768651
That is such an oddly specific bird to have an infestation of.

How the fuck does an indoor gym get a falcon problem?

pizza

giant plate of bacon 1 slice on your way in. Smash their hand with a hammer when they try to grab a second slice on their way out.

>>36768050
Pretty sure it started on /sp/ but I could be wrong

Heaping servings of crabcock

>>36768651
what the fuck?

>>36768682
but do I have to eat all of them?

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fuck off /tv/, shop your shit meme elsewhere

pizza

>tfw the gym's barber is off for the day so you have to go squat looking like a mess
>the wine sommelier laughs at your shaggy hair and your falcon starts getting upset
>leave without getting your usual bottle of fine chardonnay with a plate of crab legs
>cancel your membership and leave a one star review on yelp

Any other bros know this feel?

Food seems a bit messy for the gym. But I'd definitely have a protein shake fountain (only mixed with chocolate milk).

Tuna sandwiches, big bowls of rice

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>>36767954
Horse oats

Bowls of quinoa and grassfed beef

>>36767954
A free bowl of boiled eggs

Pork chops they're like crosses and garlic but for semites

>>36767954
>If you owned a gym, what food would you serve?
I don't know. But I do know that if I owned a restaurant it would be wall to wall squat racks and lifting platforms.

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>>36767954
If you owned a gym would you have a designated anvil area?

>>36767954
I'd have a vending machine with protein bars, protein shakes, and powerade.

That's it. If you want anything else, there's a water fountain in the front.

>>36768658
Squat racks, curl racks, benches, pull up bar, free weights. Only hexagonal plates.

>>36771853
do I have to eat a-all of them?

I'll bring pizza and bagels

my friend jeff will bring cookies but only after everyone does at least 20 reps of crunches to spot-tone those abs!