>tfw my parents didn't name me Chad Chadwick Why even

>tfw parents never named you Maximus

Fml

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>>36763947

Being Len is pretty Chad.

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>>36764050

>>36763947
>Named Maximus
>Everybody calls you Max
>No one even asks what it's short for

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A least you guys aren't called Bruno. Fucking dago name. I'm not even of italian descent.

>>36764248
That's a good point. Could be maxwell.

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Fuck all of you. My name is Juan.

>>36764256
That was my second option. Bruno. Came out Julian.

Could be Maximilian ;_;

>Named Blade
>Everybody thinks that with a name like mine I should either be a movie star, or a pornstar
>I work in a shop for just above minimum wage

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>tfw I'm Marius

>>36764276
You got lucky. What the fuck do people imagine when you say your name is Bruno? Either a Jersey shore style spiked hair faggot or a dirty italian.

The thing is I pretty sure that being named Bruno hindered me in phone interviews. I work in the financial industry and when I went there for the last interview (face to face) the old lady said: wow you are very different from what I expected.

I'm pretty sure they were intended to hire me as a diversity quota, expecting that a guy called Bruno were at least half nigger. But I'm a 5' 11" blonde manlet.

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>>36763936
>alexander
>still a robot

>>36764364
Most people probably think of Bruno Mars when they hear Bruno.

Pretty much, everyone thinks you're a manlet.

>>36764386
I know famalam. I wish I had a classic name like yours. Life is suffering.

Well at least my mom didn't named me Ludovic, my grandfather's name.

>tfw name is jack johnson
>want to get ripped to post a douchebag shirtless ig pic with one caption

>"jacked johnson"