What stats do i need to force myself on a crossfit girl? >height,

Crossfit chicks are one of three things:
A) Lesbian
2) Penis Envier
iii) True Competitors

The only type you might be able to bag is 2 - the penis envier, but you'll need to be DYEL mode so she feels superior to you.

Good luck.

>>36759082
>Lesbian

If I become a mtf, will crossfit lesbians want to phuck me?

>>36759109
Maybe, but it isn't worth cutting off your dick for, imho.

Women are laughably weak, she is still only the size of a semi fit man.

>>36759032
8-9/10 confidence, but you would not be here asking if you had it, no would ya?

>>36759323
Yeah id had to br a woman desu senpai

File: 1460154404176.gif (2MB, 450x648px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 450x648px

>>36759032
Do these fit girls have tight pussies can any normie confirm this?

File: 1453421357286.jpg (75KB, 480x336px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 480x336px

>>36759032
women are weak af compared to men.
a dyel male can hold down a female who "works out" 3x a week.

so if i were to make a guess,
you can get away with 1pl8 bench, 2pl8 squat and 3 pl8 deadlift... maybe 5'10 150lbs and be fine.

>tfw 1pl8 bench for a female is impressive

does it make me a bad person to say im glad i have a dick and balls?

>>36759941
Pussy is a muscle like any other. It can relax and contract, taking a big dick won't loosen a pussy, it'll just relax back to it's "normal" state. "Normal" state depends on genetics, and fat tissue. I don't know if a girl can work out her pussy muscles to make them bigger and tighter.

File: 1226088796721.jpg (64KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 640x480px

>>36759987
>post-coitus, I like to stay inside my tiny gf for a few minutes
>mfw I make her laugh with a silly joke and her pussy squeezes my dick with the force of a thousand suns

>>36759987
> falling for this feminist lie

Anon please. You can get fecal incontinence from too much ass play, you don't think a vagina can do the same? Jesus. Sometimes skin stretches and it doesn't go back. Don't believe me, go ahead and take out your ear gauges, or try losing 200 lbs and see how your skin totally snaps back into place. Lmao.

>>36760012
>that face
Can I have your life

File: 1404358478185.gif (2MB, 250x209px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 250x209px

>>36760012
>mfw reading this and feeling the feels

>>36760013
Well there are extreme exceptions. Unless you are keeping a dildo in there stretching everything out for 12+ hours it won't be a problem. The only real danger (and it isn't really a danger) is that girls that masturbate a lot or have a lot of sex obviously lose some nerve endings in the process, but this happens with everyone so it isn't a big deal.

>>36760076
You have absolutely no understanding of physiology. Please stop posting.

You don't lose nerve endings retard, and your arbitrary threshold for permanent vaginal stretching was literally just invented by you on the spot. Lmao.

>>36760110
>You don't lose nerve endings

top kek

>>>36760140
If you did I wouldn't be able to feel my hands face or dick anymore.

Anyway post a source then faggot. Bet you can't.

>>36760153
You can still feel your face? I guess we know semen doesnt kill nerve endings

>>36759032
most crossfit girls are only into crossfitters. If you want to fuck a crossfit slut then you have to be a good crossfitter. Id say
225 snatch
315 clean and jerk
405 back squat
495 deadlift
being able to bang a dozen of ring muscle ups
height really doesnt matter in crossfit. most dudes at my gym are all manlets and they all got their crossfit gf.

>>36759941
They do a lot of acrobatic exercise and they gay so...a lot of huge dildos and fisting is going on.
That pussy will probably have the grip of hot tub filled with wattery jello. That and they gay so..they will be REALLY unenthusiastic about fucking and suck at even taking the dick.

>>36760153
Human Physiology From Cells to Systems, 9th Edition.

Biochem major, kiddo. You can go to bed now :)

>>36760195
Post an online source or quote the passage. To clarify, you need to post a source stating that stimulation of sensory nerves results in significant loss of sensation.

I've taken that class too faggot.

File: ByCwUC.jpg (50KB, 599x462px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 599x462px

>>36760195
That's what I thought. Have fun failing your class retard.

>>36759941
who is this boner grower

>>36760195
So...you're not actually passing that class then are you?

Nerve cells die. You can't feel them anymore. That happens.

>>36759032
>Crossfit girls
>Finding bowling ball shoulders attractive
>Finding a manly six pack attractive
>Finding a manly body attractive

It's okay to admit you're gay Anon. Everyone on /fit/ practically is. Just come out.

>>36759032
>Strength 5
>Perception 2
>Endurance 7
>Charisma 5
>Intelligence 2
>Agility 5
>Luck 2

Base stats.

>>36759082

Or option B) fucks every guy in the gym

>>36759082
pretty sure 3) fits into the first two categories too, just with more juicing involved

>>36759032
assuming you're posting this on 4chan you literally mean you will force yourself on her. 1/2/3/4 will do it easily, even elite women are weak compared to a reasonably fit man. as soon as you have hold of her wrists, it's over for her, she won't be able to break free.

>>36760172
my oly lifts aren't there but my back squat and deadlift are around those numbers (390 back squat, 520 deadlift) and i'm 6'1 no manlet

looks like i'm heading to my local box this weekend