>tfw I can't wear tight pants because my dick is

>>36748707

>tfw micro cock masterrace

>>36748707
Same senpai

>>36748707
Have you considered putting on underwear?

>tfw grower not shower
It has its ups and downs.

>>36748752
I do tho

>>36748756
Same here senpai.

>1.5 inch flaccid
>monstrous 5.3-5.5 inch erect

It's still a pencil tho...

>>36748772
>2 inches flaccid
>6.5 erect
I've never measured the girth because it seems pretty pathetic. I've only recently begun to be concerned about it now that I'm getting laid regularly, though. I don't really know if it's a big deal.

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>>36748707
>tfw 6+" soft

I know your feel bro. Feels bad having sluts check out your bulge all the time. Pic related, my bulge.

>>36748707
Compression shorts
Or just let bitches mire the bulge breh.

Even tho my pee-pee is like 7.25" erect it's tiny as fuck flacid. Really wish my little helmet would stop outlining itself.

Same here bro but im unaware of why this is a problem?

>>36748805
>living life on god mode
why are you complaining?
>>36748882
iktfb

if anyone saw me nekked when flaccid they'd think im a dicklet

>>36748756
>>36748789
what are the ups of a grower? seems shower is just a better deal

>tfw thighs push cock&balls forward

>>36749089
No awkward bulges in clothes, though I guess some like that.

Shit doesn't flap around when running.

Underwear is comfier.

More blood available for the pump.

>>36749106
>No awkward bulges in clothes, though I guess some like that.
as long as you arn't ugly this is a plus
>Shit doesn't flap around when running.
what man over 16 wear boxers?
>Underwear is comfier.
good undies have a dick pouch
>More blood available for the pump.
your dick does not take that much blood away from the rest of your body and im pretty sure your body just has a higher supply of blood to compensate

>>36749080
>why are you complaining?
I'm not, was just joking.
>>36749089
The only legitimate downside is that I can't wear speedos at all, so no competitive swimming for me.

>>36749118

>shower

>requires support fabric to run or jump properly

As functional as an overweight woman.

>>36749155
>not wearing underwear with a dick pouch already
found the virgin, go buy some aesthetic underwear m8
>>36749132
as a grower enlighten me, do people talk about you about your dick a lot? do more "classy" women check it out?

My boyfriend is 8.5 inches at least and it just dangles down the inside of one leg poking past his boxer shorts. Completely pointless even wearing underwear. He only wears track pants inside the house because if he gets the tiniest bit aroused there is no hiding that mongolian ger of a pitched tent lol

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>>36749169
Yea they do check it out, but it's less of a sexual thing, it's just something that draws attention. Even guys tend to stare a bit.
People talk about it because it's kind of an inside joke.
And proper underwear hides it relatively well if I want to.

>>36749237
You know why people stare?
They wonder what kind of autist thinks it's a good thing to unironically dress to show of a dick bulge.
If anything you just come of as a jerk.
t. One with a bulge.

>tfw no fap
>tfw get a rock solid boner at the slightest thing
>tfw cant wear sweatpants or loose shorts as a result

Who /only can wear jeans/ here

>>36749251
I'm not dressing to show it off, I just don't care to hide it with a trench coat and a fedora because I'm not a self-concious 4chan-autist.

>>36748805
you used to post on reddit you bi faggot

>>36749269
Yea on LADYbonersgw, until some fag decided to spread my dick pics all over tumblr.

>>36749264
>Proving my point.

Do you think a man with self respect would brag about his dick bulge on a scottish bagpipe modification forum?

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>tfw not a grower nor a shower

>>36749333
then what are, you a shrinker?

>>36749337
Shrinker and a stinker

>>36749314
I answered some guys question, if your insecurity interprets that as bragging that's fine tho :^)

>>36749299
Post dick pics

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>>36748772
>monstrous 5.3-5.5 inch erect
>monstrous

nice bait

>36748772
>monstrous 5.3-5.5 inch erect
lmao

>>36748789
>girth
>not sure if its a big deal

Its more important than length, you could have a 9 inch cock but if its thin its not gonna feel good for the womens. Better to have chode than slim jim.

>>36748758
Adult underwear, not boxer shorts?

>>36749089
Its like having the hulk for a dick. She'll be like "oh haha small" and then it transforms into a giant veiny monster and destroys her vagoo

>>36748707
I used to be afraid to get a boner in swim class during high school. Needless to say I sat out almost every class.

>>36748756
>tfw 4.5 in flaccid, 7 in erect

It's not even impressive ;_;

>>36749314
I'm siding with you. Woman go out of their way to highlight their assets. They flaunt what they have, and that's perfectly fine. But then it's also perfectly fine for a fit guy to wear a fitted shirt to show off his frame and tight pants to show off his ass and bulge. Humans are sexual, go figure.

>>36749848
Just keep browsing big dick tumblrs and you will stumble across them :^)

>>36750490
that's what I'm sayin. women like this shit anyway

>>36750361
I have a slim jim. Should i just cut my dick off since ill never satisfy a woman?

>>36751275
Long and thin is still better than short and slim so don't worry about it.

>>36749976
>i don't know what self-deprecating sarcastic humor is

>>36750387
m8 I think you have those the wrong way round

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>>36750392
Pretty accurate desu

>>36753489
you're right, because I don't feel the need to put myself down

>>36748707
so? Girls will say they don't like it, but they do.

>>36746209
I tried it. Shits difficult. 2:31

>>36748756
>It has its ups and downs.

top kek

>tfw like 1 inch flacid and 5.5 erect
Anyone else babydick here? Also haven't measures the girth, but it seems a bit on the thin side desu.

>>36750387
I wear boxer briefs

>>36753984
Holy shit how much of a dicklet can you be

>>36748707
>want to wear compression pants
>try them
>ass looks gigantic
>legs of a god
>can't see dick through pants
>tfw tiny dick

> Not just tucking upwards towards your belt so you'll have a bulge.

step it up

>>36754290
>towards your belt

Having such a tiny dick that it doesn't reach out of pants.

Embrace your masculinity you faggot.

>>36755139
Its tough to do that when you work with kids