>Mum comes into my room >Anon, that protein powder of yours

>you don't need to lift weights, just run once in a while

>Stop eating so much meat and eggs. You need veggies to grow muscles.

>>36740939
jfc this

>>36740917
She's right tho, you shouldn't be lifting for girls.

>>36740939
U dont need as much as its memed to be anway

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>>36740917
>steroids are bad for you

>why do you need to go to gym? we already have weights
>10lbs dumbbells

>>36740917
my mom always tells me how my dad was bigger than me when she met him

Mom
"Is creatine a steroid." no

She's a gym teacher too.

>>36740917
>creatine is a steroid

so much this

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>bulked up as fuck
>"you need to gain at least 10 more kg to be at a healthy weight for your size!"

No, mom. I would be past the weight of obesity if I gained that much. I need to cut 3-5 kg for the summer.

>>36741522
is your mom fat?

>You hit your goal weight, why are you still starving yourself?

>You have to eat your calories or you arent going to lose any weight.

>use BCAAs

>"putting all those chemicals in your body can't be good for you."

she fell for the paleo meme hard too

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>>36740917
If you don't have breakfast your metabolism doesn't start up.

My mom is pretty low on the momscience ladder. She always says do cardio though.

>tryin to steal muh gains
Nice try mommy now go get me a gallon of milk to sip between lifts pls

>you're lifting too much weight you'll hurt yourself for sure
still doing almost no free weight exercises

>>36740917
Savage :')