POST THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF YOUR BODY >tfw I look

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>>36714426

>>36714447
Kek I thought this was Ellen degenerate

>>36714462
I highly doubt you're literally perfect.

>>36714426
i'm just here to post about my waifu Shawn Johnson and ask for more pictures

>tfw parents would always ask why i was always watching the gymnastics when Beijing 2008 was on
>told them nothing else was on
>hide my boner

>>36714426
Shawn Johnson is beyond attractive.

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Bulk mode Stokke, athletic looking but in that weird not-lean/not-not-lean body composition.

>>36714530
I'm laffin

that is one cute lil softball player i'd fuck the shit outta her

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Gotta be her body wise.. well damn

>>36714682
Das my swedish roid goddess : )

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Either one of these. During my one free trial session at a BJJ gym, I was told that I'm built like a fighter. Pretty sure he was trying to recruit me, but it felt good.

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>>36714426
*sigh*

>>36715208
Well you'll be seen as hot when peeps are drunk so there's that

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>>36715208
I feel like this too bro, haven't gone to the gym all week.

>>36715208
I would rek you!

>>36715245
You ain't wrong!

>>36715270
I'm getting back to business after surgery (wrist). Put on 30 lbs since thanksgiving.

Short term goal
>be seen as hot after 2 beers or equivalent.
Long term goal
>be seen as hot before going out for drinks.

>>36714560
Who is she ?

>>36715407

literally me

>>36715208
Kekarooni

I would though bro

>>36715270
me too bro, I have an arm injurie since Monday

>>36714516
Please kys. She's disgusting and so are you

>>36715245
i aint even drunk and id mash her hard bruh.

>>36714468
Who is this?

>>36714468
Not remembering the name but I know she's signed to G.O.O.D. Music.

>>36716166
so you don't lift

>>36716166
I really, really like this image.

>>36714426
Probably same desu fampai

>>36716687
S-someone? Please?

What if you're a guy, but you're your own female equivalent?

>>36716687
Kacy Hill

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>>36714468
>>36716687
>>36716730
>>36716696
Kacy Hill

>>36715208
whew m8

>>36717118
Oh jeeze

>>36717118
are you a man trapped in a female's body?

>>36717118
So manly that, even while in a female's body, he is still a men.

Alpha as fuck.

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Except with bigger traps.

>>36717238
>natasha u ghey

>>36717238

I want natasha to rape me so bad

>>36717442
Pectus?

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>>36714426
>tfw short and skinny
>would be considered very attractive and desireable if held to the low standards women have
>would be getting laid every night, have bf whenever I wanted
fucking hell
Just started lifting, we'll see if that helps. Can't lift away my shortness though. Why do women even pretend to have difficulties with sex/relationships? Life would be so fucking easy if just had the same standards women do

>>36716166
>some tough mudder photographer took this and then put it on their page not realizing the thousands that would save it and jerk off to it.
Or maybe he did...maybe he did.

>>36714426
>female equivalent

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>>36718460
It's only easy for them because they have tons of people asking. Imagine if you had tons of people pestering you, but you were too neurotic to do anything to get the person you wanted.

>>36717442
Holy actual shit

>>36717442
me too bro, me too. Not as bad as that poor girl though

>>36719867
Are Natasha's tits natty or fake? They look good in that pic.

>>36714447
This bitch looks
ike a hagraven

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Turns out my thighs were lying dormant for years, just waiting for the first squat to explode into t-rex dom.

>>36717238
>>36719867
Never thought I'd be attracted to a girl with bigger biceps than me

I wanna dominate the fuck outta her

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how do i escape me inside

>>36714468
>>36716687
>>36716742
>>36716748
Look her up.

Find out she is 17 in these modeling pictures

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>>36720001

how to get thick white gf? i hate females of my race

>>36720099
as if anyone on here gives a fuck

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>>36720106

Hang around gyms.

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>>36717442
kek her chest looks like a sinkhole and her boobs are falling in

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>>36719882
>Tfw im 1.71 mts
I want to die gettin my face crushed by those gigantic legs like a mouse caught by a python

>>36715270
FUCK YOU STOP BEING LAZY YOU CUNT

>>36717442
I can't decide if she's deformed or streamlined for motorboating...

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>>36719999
checked

>>36720099
So she was legal in first world countries

Ok, and?

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>>36714447

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Me on the right

>starting strength

i'm sorry if u guys did this

>>36722396
Wow, who is this?
She makes me want to convert to Aryanism.

>>36720124
he-man

>>36719882
why is she in heels

Tigerr Benson

>tfw look exactly like her
>tfw last time I posted a comparison here in /fit/ people wanted me to post dick
>tfw posted it in /soc/ instead

>>36714476
U wish fag

>>36715208
Just goes to show that face is truly the most important body part.

>>36717238
Is that a dog gone nip slip?

is there a woman with one-notch-better-than-dadbod? that's basically me: i still have a small paunch, but you can tell by my legs that i have at least some potential

>>36717118

Fuck yeah Bailey Jay, this never gets old.

>>36717442

Don't usually see pectus on girls (less obvious unless they're wearing something like that)

>>36724139

Wait, you're a guy that looks exactly like Tigerr Benson?

>>36722363
lmao tiddies right bros?

>>36715438
Ok, let me rephrase the question then.

Who are you?

>>36717118
Sauce on this semen demon pls

>>36717442
I want to cum in her chestbowl.

>>36714426
> thick thighs
> dat smile

would bang all day every day

>>36724139
???

>>36714468

>gingermod detected

>>36722498
WHEW now that's a women.

>>36716166
life is suffering

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I still hve to put more work on my legs though

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>>36725444
and a gold medal

>>36722498
>>36725920

reminder that that is Mick Foleys daughter and she is 19 and is 6 feet tall