>go out >talking about excercising >female friend asks

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>not talking about lifting
>"Anon how often do you workout?"
>"Oh, 2-3 times a week"
>"Sometimes I just do pushups at home"
>mfw I have a 5plate squat and have been lifting obsessively for years

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>>36708906
>yes

I don't see the problem

>>36708921

well memed my frined

>>36708933
He doesn't look like he lifts, that's the problem.

>>36708906
>no, I just do wii fit and Zumba now

>>36708938

not under my fucking hoodie ;_;

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>>36708943
If you were a big guy you'd look big wearing a hoodie.

>>36708972

>tfw 200 pounds

>>36708921
D E V I L I S H

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>>36708906
>female friend notices my 16inch biceps
>"anon do you to bodybuilding for arms like that?"
>no I'm born this way

>>36708906
>female friend

>wow anon you're so tall
>I'm just 5'8"
>no way, my friend is 5'8" and he is way smaller
>maybe he is lying
I'm 6'3"

>>36710624
well I wish I could call every girl I've ever met a fuckbuddy, but things don't work that way

>>36710621
>maybes he born with it, MAYBE ITS CREATINE

>>36710654
B E E L Z E B U B I A N

>>36710654
gonna have to try this

>>36708938
Implying females know what someone who lifts looks like.

>>36710654
Manlets, when will they learn

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>>36710659
>mfw creatine

>>36708972
who is this semen demon

no homo

>>36710722
>not checking filename

fuck me family

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>>36710685
they really don't. Women think being fit is super easy, they think getting a body like pic-related is as hard as doing yoga a few times a week.
That's why they're so scared of lifting, they probably think the woman in OP's pic only lifts a couple times a week and started a year ago

>>36708921
So like are we people who have OCD

Ive heard that people who have OCD can sometimes get really neurotic about fitness

Sometimes i prioritize exercising over other shit

Do i have OCD

>>36710768

Men who don't lift think that too. I genuinely thought (along with my friends) that you could look like Zyzz in 3-6 months time.

The thing with women though is that they haven't developed incurable body dysmorphia, so you only really need to be ottermode at best to look impressive.

>>36710768
This. Also when they see a guy who's muscular have no idea how much time and effort they have actually put into getting those results. Like my sister told me that before I started lifting she would look at a guy with an impressive body and think that they probably hit the gym a few times a week +genetics, when they probably spend at least an hour a day at the gym

>>36710829
>The thing with women though is that they haven't developed incurable body dysmorphia, so you only really need to be ottermode at best to look impressive.

This is only applicable if they see a shirtless picture of you in ottermode.

If they see a shirtless picture of a guy who's ottermode, they'll think he's "TOTALLY RIPPED"

But if they see him IRL, especially with clothes on, they'll think he's a twig.

>>36708933
Someone literally asked him in all seriousness "do you even lift"

>>36710879
You're autistic if you believe that. She was just trying to make conversation. I've had many freinds ask me if I still go gym.

>>36710912
You're just stupid bro.

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>>36710666
HOLY SHITTTTTT

>>36710947
Explain to me then how someone asking if you still go gym is a way of saying you don't even look like you lift.

>>36710654
I actually know girls who do this. Saying their bf is 5'11 when he's clearly over 6' and shit. It's so cringe.

>>36710961
It should be visible and you wouldn't need to ask

>>36710807
no you dont have ocd

>>36708906

I'm strangely attracted to those men. Could I be homo?

>>36710807
You sound like you have retard disorder.

>>36710969
Maybe someone could be taking a break or something. Do you even small talk bro?

kek i did this to someone
>girl who i worked was always posting gym selfies and shit
>looked a little pudgy one day
>me: uhh you still working out?
>fuck that came out wrong
>her: does it look like ive fucking been working out?
>oh shit, disarm situation engage: change subject
>me: did you have a bad break up or something
>her: fucking asshole
>abort disarming situation
>turn 360 degrees and walkaway

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>>36710666
>dem digits

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>>36710666

>>36711145
savage

>>36710666
All is lost, Satan returns

>>36711145
>turning 360 degrees
>mfw he unleashed the motherfucking moonwalk
Well played

>>36708933
dyel?

>>36708906
brook wells at fittest games this year

that was a dumb wod

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>>36710666

>Explining the meme
Fucking cancer

>>36711725

welcome to 4cancer

>>36710666
Fucking hell

>>36708906
SS, huh? :)

>>36710768
That's exactly how most of you feel about female fitness as well. You fell for your own shitty memes?

>>36710912
They were already at the topic, if it were to be judt trying to talkto op then:
>how many times do you go?
Or something like that, there is a certain presupposition that op goes to e gym this way, but as it happened, this presupposition is missing, you could call it a conversational implicature
>lrn2 pragmatics m8

>>36710768
>they're so scared of lifting

>tfw most women think girl in OP pic is not attractive

I like skinny girls like the next fellow, but that GRILL is a fucking goddess

>>36711066
Rekt

>>36710666
Underrated get

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>>36710666

>>36710666

nice get Leo Getz

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>>36710666

>>36710666
Our lord is here

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>>36710666
Got damn

>>36711155
Trips and dubs confirms

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>>36710666
hail satan

>>36710654
D E V I L I S H T A C T I C S

>>36708972
Funny cause that guy looks completely normal sized.

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>>36710666

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>>36708995
Iktf bro

>>36708906
HIGH TEST
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>>36710666
im sorry i doubted your existence Satan!

>>36712315

im so hi test I fap to shemales

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>>36710666
holy crap

>>36711937
>liking fridgemode women

you are literally gay

>>36710807
You would know if you had ocd

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>>36710666
the time has come to reap the manlets

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>>36710666
Praise the dark lord

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>>36708906
>No fridge mode amazon gf to pound my dick into steak tartare

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>at party in a group who are talking about the gym
>mention my routine
>a girl says "you work out"
>shes a college volleyball player and is like 6'2
>she makes fun of me saying even she has stronger arms than me
>later that nigh, she gets drunk and comes up behind me and pins my arms behind my back and laughs at how I cant escape and proceeds to bully me the rest of the night

>>36713197
Sounds hot
Tfw no amazon to bully you

>>36708906
Show me one of these type of girls with an ass.

>>36711362

>being this new

>>36713197
she wanted to fuq m8

>>36713197
Nice

>>36713197
>"look everyone, anon's got a boner"

>>36713197
m...more pls

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>>36708921
>girls always compliment my body after I fuck them
>caught one of them mirin
>like she literally said 'oh, I was just admiring you" when I asked her why she was staring at me while I was having some post-coitus apple juice
>people ask what I do to stay in shape
>say pushups and soccer
>actually drink aminos twice a day and gym 5 times a week (no protein tho, maybe should start to get more JOOCY)
>actually play pickup soccer games at the local park
>but I suck at it and don't even know all the rules and regulations

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>>36710666
fuck, the world is coming to an end

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>>36710666

>>36713490
>soccer
>all the rules and regulations

the main reason why it's the most popular sport in the world is that there's barely any rules and regulations

>>36710654

D E M O N I C
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>>36713488

thats pretty much it. other than that, she would "accidentally" bump into me really hard while passing by me and smile about it

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>>36710666
fuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!

>>36713544
Challenge her for dominance bruh.

>>36713197
>>36713544
She wanted you to fight back and dominate her you dumb cuck.

You could've gotten laid by a qt amazonian if you woulda played your cards right.

>>36713735

so what was I supposed to do? start a fist fight with her?

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>>36713820
When she pinned your arms you break free and then pin her back. She starts struggling. You wrestle with her a little and then, depending on how into it she is, you either start shit talking with her to build some comfort, or just straight up go in for the kiss.

>>36713820
are you serious?

>>36713820
Put her in a full nelson, parade her around for all the people of the party to see.

Wrestle with her, pinning her to the ground, arms above head, put crotch in face.

Indian leg wrestle her.

Basically any type of physical display. You win, you get to fuck. But she was definitely hitting on you, wanting to see how you would react. And you pussed out.

>>36713820
invite her back to your place to settle it privately and wrestle her into submission.

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>>36712163
strong case of body dysmorphia

>>36710879
>Someone
>a female friend
a girl did anon, and unless she looks like the one in OP's pic, she probably knows fuck all about fitness. Her opinion should absolutely be disregarded. You're a moron if you lift solely for girls anyway. Lift to better yourself. And whether she was actually trying to talk to OP or insult him, he could have started his answer of with "yes..., etc. so on and so forth". If he answered that way, he'd either have something to talk about with her or answer and just ignore her, shutting down whatever kind of actual shit she was trying to give him. DYEL's don't have the right shit talk anyone.

>>36708972
>>36713874
>strong case of body dysmorphia
wut
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/06/dude-so-and-so-got-so-fucking-jacked.html

OP
Go out and autistically brag about lifting because it's my main "go to" for attention seeking behavior when I want people to validate me. I'm obsessed with working out because I'm overcompensating for my numerous shortcomings. The girl I'm bragging to about working out asks if I go to the gym. How dare she not realize all the time I put into exercising and eating right! Now I post on a board crying about it.

>>36711066
fucking lold

>>36713963
Are you implying Cavill is small or you just cant read?

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>>36710666
Fuark

I started hormones a few months ago and my GP doesn't understand anything about it.
She asked if I had ovary transplants and I lied and said yes. She still believes me despite refreshing my estrogem scripts

>accidentally bump the dude next to me's locker door with my elbow
>it closes
>"sorry dude"

>I wasn't actually sorry

>>36708939
I used that on a grill recently after she asked how i stay fit. She def believed me for a few seconds and kek'd pretty hard after

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>>36710654

>>36713360
>yfw it is you who is falling for the b8

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>>36710666
>DEVILISH TRIPS
>SATAN IS LITERALLY ITT RIGHT NOW

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>>36710666

>>36710666
Damn

>>36711725
>>36711792
redditors welcome!

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>>36713490

>>36710768
Can confirm. My sis belives that if she does a bit of weight lifting she'll blow up

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>>36717851
>>36717831

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>>36710666
HAIL SATAN

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>>36710666

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>>36713197
This is my ultimate dream anon

>>36710666
somebody fucking screencap this and some of the replies

>>36710666
holy shit

posting in ebin thread

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>>36713820
kek

>>36710807
I have OCD and it almost ruined my life a while ago

Probably not :P

>>36713820
Do the words "stone cold slam" mean anything to you?

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>>36710666
Another classic post bought to us by 4chan Mod Tools Pro™

>>36713820
shoulda powerbombed the bitch, show her who's boss

>>36713490
Both playing and watching football are great ways to learn the rules. If you have a favorite team try watching them once a week

>>36717401
Degenerate

>>36713522
no it's because poverty people in africa and yurop can play it with just a rock

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>>36710666
Well well

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>>36713197
>DID YOU FUCKED HER?!?!?!

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>>36713490
>post coitus apple juice
You sound semiautistic

>>36713522
I dunno man
>elementary school
>every time I get close to the goal and kick
>BRO YOUR OFFSIDES BRO OFFSIDES
>DAWG OFFSIDES THOUGH OFFSIDES IT DOESNT COUNT LMAO

I haven't played soccer since, such a gay fucking rule

>>36710666
manlet status: BTFO

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>>36710666
BEGONE

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>>36711066
>retard disorder

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>>36713820
JESUS FUCKING HELL YOU DUMB SHIT

My town is full of fucking midget girls. People like you deserve to be gassed.

>>36713415
the ultimate fetish

>>36710807

No you moron. OCD is a term run into the ground by stupid people.

>>36710685

Friend of mine asked me if I had started lifting recently after about a year of lifting. This is a girl who said she thinks Klokov is too big, mind you.

Constantly get compliments from coworkers and class mates that I've gotten bigger. They tell me how they've noticed how my legs and traps have gotten bigger and stuff.

People definitely know if you've known them for a while.

>>36710654

>mfw some random manlet will never be trusted by his friends ever again

>>36710768

How long did Zyzz take again?

>>36710807
No it's just a hobby you enjoy fucking retard.

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>>36710666

>>36713522

No, it's because you can have nothing except a ball and still play. The cheapest sport in a world full of poor kids is bound to be the most popular sport on earth.

>>36711145
underrated post

>>36713197
Aww that's so cute, try to make more contact with her, she probably likes you