>Powerlifter? Hah! No, dear, I am a weightlifter. No, not

>>36689363
i'm sorry you are too fat, unathletic, inflexible and uncoordinated to get into weightlifting op :(

>>36689363
Why should i call myself Olympic if I will never go to the Olympic games in my entire life?

>>36689363
what about "olympic weight-lifter"

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>>36689380

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>>36689397

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>>36689380
>These lifts, known as the "clean&jerk" and "snatch", at the ultimate test of athleticism. Far superior to primitive Bench pressing, and other obnoxious lifts that any monkey can perform. I am elite.

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>>36689450
>i will post two outliers and pretend they are the norm

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>>36689443
>how would I describe weightlifting? Elegant, sublime and heroic.

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>No, I do not practice Crossfit, this but a pale imitation of our art.

>>36689450
>I will post this female that lift 3x more than i will ever would
>I Sure told them

>>36689529
woah i've never seen 50 plates used in competition. neat

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>>36689493

what a fucking fat loser

>>36689450
>fat woman lifting weights
>ROAD TO LONDON
mind blown

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>>36689363
>weighted dips

>>36689706
Kill yourself, redditor.

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>>36689363
>"Oh you're doing low bar squats with 405lbs or as us weightlifters call it, Good Mornings with 180kg?" My high bar squat with 60kg is much more impressive as I actually go through the full ROM as was intended. And in no way am I dyel, I just have honor. Something these fat powerlifters will never understand.

>>36690630
repost

>>36689529
Crossfit is a one way express ticket to snap city, it's worthy of mockery.

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>When someone asks me "how much do you bench?" I simply sigh, and inform them that benching is not a functional movement worthy of my time or attention.

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>>36689646
Drop a name. The way her body jiggled sweeping that weight up got my test skyrocketing out of orbit holyyy smokes

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>How much do I squat? What variant are you referring to? High bar, low bar, front, hack, goblin, zercher, or bulgarian split? What's that? What do you mean "regular squats"? This conversation is over you pleb.

>>36691030
Holley Mangold

>>36691030

I'm following her on the IG

>>36691275
Cringe.

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>When I'm Jerking, I contemplate Newtonian physics and the law of gravity, and how the human body can be pushed to ever more supreme heights. No magical sky fairy required, roflmao.

>>36689546
>lift 3x more than i will ever would
You don't get to count her body weight

>>36691267
Lmfao u got me breh

Now give me the legit shit

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>>36690975
>when someone asks me "how much do you bench?" I simply ask them why they care about such a useless movement and ask them if they would care to hear how much I The Press as that is a much better indicator of overall upper body strength.

>>36692184
Not even mad.

>>36692281
I know he's kind of pulling it off.

>>36692314
I don't even understand how.

>>36692322
It takes confidence to pull off a hat like that and he's definitely pulling it off. Just his posture and body language.

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>Strongman? Powerlifting? What boorish redneck "competitions" they are. I dare not call them sports like the noble sport of Weightlifting. My athleticism, of course, stems from my extensive use of the high bar squat.

>>36692322
complete lack of self awareness

>>36689646
B R E H S
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>>36692382
KEK

This is the best thread ever. It's super funny and original! Hahaha

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>>36692592
>sophisticated satire intimidates me

>>36689546
Are you trying to say 90 kilos is unrealistic?

>>36691477
kek

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>>36692592