>mom wants to help me eat right >be excited to get home

>>36679503
You tell her anon!

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>WHEN YOU'RE CUTTING AND MOMMY MAKES FRIED TENDIES NOT GRILLED

FUCKING WHORE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkwjMbdDuo

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>>36679537

I refuse to eat oatmeal without milk. Will I make it?

>>36679577
no

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>mfw OP wasted all his good boy points

>>36679537
i'm racking up serious GB points. tendies for a week maybe.

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>be guessing calorie content of my cereal
>mom walks in
>asks if i want to use kitchen scale instead
>grab the scale and throw it againt the wall

>>36679503
You are a fucking asshole
If you don't like what your mom coocks you're free to make your own food fucking freeloader

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>mum comes home with shopping
>honey i bought you all the food you asked for!
>forgot oats
>make her drive back to the supermarket and buy oats for me

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>>36679537

>>36679731
STOP BULLYING ME DAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36679503
ungrateful faggot

>whole life grandma buys junk food for us children
>to this day, still buys junk food for us
>pastries, chips, frozen pizza bagels, etc.

Th-thanks grandma

>>36679577
Switch to almond or coconut.
Water and oats is gross but milk is literally gyno juice.

>mfw I'm a grown ass adult that does my own shopping

Picked up some Greek yogurt, frozen veggies , and frozen chicken breast.

>>36679503
you have to be over 18 to be on this board.

>people don't know this is a meme from another board

kek

>>36679894
>Implying it's just a meme on that board

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>>36679537

>mfw mom comes back home with tendies but no spicy sauce

Back to the store, bitch!

>>36679537
>tendies
I forgot about that meme. Is that still going on?

>>36679886
Sounds terrible and not like something an adult would choose

>>36679848
Better than her FUCKING DYING, APPRECIATE YOUR TIME WITH GRANDMA YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Fried chicken is good for you.

>>36679503
....Are you fucking serious bro? This is b8 right?

> doing keto
> mum makes oats
> throw oates down the hall

>>36682239
unintended Hall and Oates joke here.

I can't go for that/10

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>mfw have an endless supply of lean chicken breasts thanks to mom
>She sometimes even calls me when am out to ask me how I want it cooked before I get home
>Even buys expensive protein bars sometimes
Nothing better than a supportive mother.My only complain is when she tells me am getting too small when cutting and I should eat more nutella.

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> sitting in my tendiecave
> piss bottle fort is getting new towers after yesterday
> heave myself on stack of greasy plats to complete the fortifications, placing a DBZ action figure on top of course
> normie plates slip off each other
> fall on tumtum
> dad rushes up to my room
> opens the door and calls me a fucking disgrace
> tells me to think about what i actually "fucking accomplishes" yesterday or the day before
> actually do it, i'm an absolute madman
> hours and hours of porn flash by in my memory
> cum all over myself with my dad watching
> no GBP that day

life is pain

>>36679503
>>36679848
>>36679990
>>36682239
>>36683083

Holy shit the autism is fierce. That's called flirting.

>>36679577
Tell me more about milk's gyno effect pls

>tell mum I'm getting fit
>ask her to buy me some protein powder
>she comes back from shops
>gets me fucking VANILLLA after I asked for chocolate
>pour whole tub into bin and throw container at her

Stupid bitch always fucks up, can't wait to move out.

>>36683545
>chocolate

Good on your mum to try and get some vanilla inside that faggot of a son

>>36679503
>Eric Cartman

>>36683545
I have some fudge for you right here son

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>>36679503
>wake up at 3am with a craving for Wendy's
>mom says she's too tired from work to bring me there thay lazy cunt
>I jump on the bed until she goes and buys me some Wendy's
>now I'm eating Wendy's while watching Madoka

Gotta show em who's boss

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>>36679537
fucking lol

>>36679503
I've been cooking for my mother for the last two years, she works a lot and I only study and lift, it's the least I can do.

>>36683102
MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THIS DIMENSION

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>been working hard racking up GBP couple weeks
>even told mom i had a job I interview (actually just hung out in Kmart kek)
>GBP are highest they've ever been
>"you know what mummy? I think I'll purchase two steak quesalupas instead of my normal tendies"
>nearest taco bell is 40 minutes away but she obliges
>essentially spend entire GBP portfolio but idgaf because quesalupa smelled so good when she walked in
>prepare my feast and have a few bites
>somethings wrong
>THERE'S NO FUCKING CHEESE IN THE FUCKING TORTILLA WHAT THE FUCK
>absolutely lose it, shove mummy's work clothes into the toilet

Take my advice friends, never put it all on a risky investment, I can't even take out a GBP loan to get tendies anymore.

>>36683846
you need to diversify your portfolio

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>mfw my mom buys me clif bars and whey
based

>>36679866

>gyno juice

Really? I've been drinking lotsa milk for as long as I know and I have manboobs

can anyone confirm there's a correlation (cause I'm also skinnyfat) so that I know I have to stop drinking milk

>>36685220

someone pls reply, I need an answer

>>36685686
youre justfat

>>36685742

my BMI is 19

fuck you

>>36685795
BMI doesn't mean anything

>>36679886
Get a load of this redditor

>>36685795
If you have man boobs you are fat man