>batman doing crossfit in preparation for superman >defeats

Surprised they didnt have him chopping some damn wood desu m8

>>36679120
tire slams are superior

>>36679094
>tfw crossfit is only effective in a ridiculous fantasy

Based BvS writers

>dragging something across the floor

How is that Crossfit? I didn't see him with a chalk board with stupid shit on it.

>>36679094

what the fuck is lifting going to do against a guy who can liquefy your insides in 1 punch if he was really trying

>>36679162
>not having a pre deathmatch pump

>>36679162
He's got Bat armor on mate, Superman can't do shit

>>36679162
Drink a kryptonite shake first.

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>>36679094
>works out right before a fight like it won't make him too sore/fatigued

>>36679244
this. immersion ruined.

>>36679094
Because that shit was put there to impress normies.

If they showed him squatting 1000plates it wouldn't be as impressive because most people dont give a shit about lifting

>>36679477
This desu

BvS:Dawn of Kino teaches us something everyday

>see movie without researching or spoiled by internet beforehand
>blown away, favorite capeshit by far
>read reviews online, cant believe what im hearing
not sure if im a pleb or not desu but i hope they go through with the next one.

also how great was this fucking song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw_o7XUX3fg

>>36679154
You win

>>36679154

Not crossfit. He didn't have a team of nu-males and basic bitches shouting

good! nice! you got it! fast hips!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8up6A4QesU&nohtml5=False

>>36679615
That movie was weak as fuck and aimed at kids and people who have never seen a batman or superman movie. No scene was longer than 2 minutes and the shit was all over the place. Not only that, there was no fucking story, it seemed more like batman and superman had a nigga moment and just didn't like each other for no reason and felt the need to end each other. Plus that retarded as fuck ending, "MARTHA!? WHY DID YOU SAY MARTHA!? YOU SAID MARTHA, THAT'S MY MOM'S NAME TOO SO WE'RE BROS NOW AND I'LL HELP YOU!"

>>36679754

snapcity.mp4