/fit/ feels thread >go over to friends place >his older

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>crush talks to me
>asks me out
>tfw I just wanted to talk

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>that girl who pretended to live you so she could laugh at you
>or worse, laugh at you with her friends

School wasn't a fun time.

>>36649497
>be interviewing for new job for months
>finally offered $100k/year gig
>feel empty because just wanted interview practice

>buy charity lottery ticket
>win grand prize, $25,000
>just wanted to support a local hospital

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>>36649497
>pick up 9/10 at club
>take her home and fug
>just wanted to cuddle

>haven't got laid the past 2 years
>sister's friends come visit
>one of them starts to smile and stare at me
>when she is alone aproach her
>go to my bedroom
>weird, dry pussy
>haven't seen a vagina for so long i don't even care
>finish sex
>hey sister that friend of yours and i had a great time
>that is so nice of you anon, you're her first since surgery
>w-what surgery?


i want to kill myself

>shitpost on /fit/
>someone takes the time to write a sincere and helpful reply
>I just wanted some cheeky banter

>tfw you are adjusting well after college
>tfw you keep closing your eyes to relieve the glory of it all

i'm only 22, I never asked for these golden days feels when i know I haven't peaked yet and i'm in better shape than i was then.

>>36649628
Ahhh shit... kill your sister and her tranny friend. Kill them both. .

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>>36649628
damn that is a bad feel

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>dad dies

>get /fit/
>still too autistic to talk to girls
>wallow in self hatred every night
>tfw could of spent all those hours at the gym doing something productive instead

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>>36649628
>he fucked and was tricked by a tranny
They set you up anon.

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>>36649628
Shit

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>>36649497
> rack up my intended weight, so lifts
> realize I did the math incorrectly
> I actually PRed.

>>36649628
Doesn't matter; had sex

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>>36649628
The fuck could you forget what a vagina looks like?
Dude.
Dude.
No.
Dude.

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>>36649628
Thats fucking hilarious

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>do ss for 9 months
>become incredibly aesthetic
>just wanted to get strong

>>36649735
it looked like a vagina, but it didn't feel as right as one
i had been prived of sex for so long by the moment i just wanted to sick my schlong in her/him

>workout for year
>lifts are going up and made some progress throughout the year
>I feel pretty good
>co-workers are suddenly saying things like as big as anons biceps
>tfw I dont know if i have made progress or they are joking
T-thanks body body dysmorphia

>>36649628
First rule of modern society when dating as a hetero-male 1. mentally shave her head and see if she looks masculine.

>>36649628
>>36649750
nigga if she was hot enough who fucking cares. also, no fucking way you can go all in on a surgerymadepussy. or do you have a very very small pepe? and how in fucking hell you cant tell if it was a natural pussy sheeeit that hole was made by michalangelo itself or what, masterpiece crafted pussy

also
>fucking a tgirl
>not going for that tight boipussy
post pic of her/him/xyr/alien/combathelicopter

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>>36649497
>mired a girl for long
>thought to myself "damn she would be a nice waifu to have"
>went on dates with her and even fucked
>shes not as good looking as she is in the pictures but i could live with that wasnt she fact shes also a fucking hoe
>kinda sad about it but eh whatever

>went on a date with other girl
>this one has it all
>smart, pretty, really chill and has been trough some shit in her life so shes not a spoiled bitch
>i could really be a nice bf to her
>girl from the other date starts drama, ruins my chances with this one
>i try to explain thats shes just a psychotic bitch but sounds like im trying to bullshit and play the smart girl
>she wants nothing with me now

>tfw i only wanted a nice gf to fight the loneliness
>tfw i barely have had any gfs and i have the fame of a player

i really want to message the girl from the second date but i feel like its better to accept its a lost cause

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>>36649628
I want to belieeeeeeeeeeeeve

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>At buddies house playing basketball
>His sister comes home with a friend
>Shes mirin
>Head to the bathroom
>Run into her in the hallway
>Make small talk and ask her name and age
>18
>oh yes
>get her number
>later that night I'm leaving and my buddies sister asks if I can take her friend home
>fuck yes I can
>She mentions her parents are out of town and wanted to know if I wanted to come in when we got to her house
>of course
>Instant fucking when we got to her room
>Brag to my buddy about it the next day
>"Bro she's like 15!"
>Look her up on facebook
>It's true

Fuuuuuck

>>36649940
damn
i was mirin a hoe on twitter really hard and turned out she was 15 too
happens to the best of us brother

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>>36649940

>>36649940
>Brag to my buddy about it the next day

and now you will deserve whatever shit you get. at least learn the lesson faggot: you dont need to brag about women/sex. keep things to yourself. are you a kid or a man you fuccboi?

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>talk to an ugly grill
>just wanted to be friends
>tfw I fall in love

Why does this happen?

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>tfw no matter how strong I grow, I will never be able to handle the seemingly endless nihilism and ennui that has consumed my life/this world
>tfw came to the conclusion that existence is utterly meaningless and that humanity has availed nothing aside from the continuance of this futile cycle long ago, yet, as I grow older, the thoughts only gain power as opposed to turning mw into some kind of normalfag who ignores it all
>tfw completely alone, never had a woman show the slightest interest in me, not that I care for the idea of a relationship anymore
>tfw don't have any friends
>tfw can take 2.5 times my bodyweight upon my shoulders, but the weight of my feels is unbearable

>at a conference
>talking to 8/10 about getting an internship
>she rubs my arm and says we should meet up at a bar later
>tfw I just wanted to not spend this summer on the couch

>>36650013
You really need to get off the internet

>>36650013
Underage. Mods pls.

>go to a restaurant
>see qt 9/10 Girl is the hostess
>mire tf out of her
>wonder what must it be like to have a girl like that
>few days later match on tinder
>look at match, it looks alot like her, then realize it is her because she works at the restaurant
>go out with her
>talk for hours
>3rd date we fuck
>her body is flawless

In this moment I am euphoric. I have finally made it bros.

>>36650027
Probably.
>>36650045
Literally what? I'm underage because you don't like how I think?

>>36650049
happy for you bro

>>36650005
>Not bragging to your bro's about sloots you bang

You sound like you don't have friends at all.

>>36650087
Thank you my brother.

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>>36650049

I'm happy for you anon.

>>36650049

Post screenshot of this semen demon

>>36650049
Nice, Impressive.

>>36650092

It is probably a woman

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>>36650049

>>36650242

I love this gif so much, makes me laugh every time

Trump is life

>>36650092
dont worry, you will be a real man soon

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>>36650258
he is the man for america

i wish he was the ruler of the galaxy, our sith emperor

>>36650290
Men have talked to men about sex and the women they have been with since the beginning of time. Same with women. Sex is not some hush hush topic you only keep to yourself. Don't worry anon, you'll get your first kiss someday.

>>36650443
>being 16

>>36649775
This is honestly the worst thing now. They mention shit about health and ask me the names of different muscles. I didn't want to become that guy...
I never even mention fitness.

>>36649497
>get cucked
>get fit
>get other girls
>still miss the girl who cucked me
It is really shitty both being a beta and knowing it.

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>>36650731
Fuck this is me right now.

>take girl out 3 times
>have sex 4th time
>3 days later texts me "what are we"
>"were seeing each other, no need to put a label on it just yet"
>3 days later hit her up, she says she's going home after hanging out with her friends
>friend sees her out with another guy
>friend tells me this after picking me up from a random girls house that I bang after having just met her that night

Haven't spoken to her since. I don't care that she's with another guy, I just wanna have sex with her again. Right now my plan is to just not text her whatsoever, and wait for her to hit me up to hang out. If she does, great. If not, on to the next either way. But in the meantime my old beta-mentality is totally fucking with me since I'm new to all this. Plus we were both drunk when it happened, I really wanna have a go at her sober.

>>36649628

that's rape by deception, anon


file charges

>>36650912
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>36650912
I feel ya bra
its like im bound to only want what i dont have

>tfw you have multiple bad workouts in a row
It's discouraging as fuck

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>tfw ugly

I see pictures of all these Stacies on Spring Break posing with "hot guys" they found who have mediocre otter or skinnyfat bodies but attractive faces. It makes me mad that it's out of my control and even by putting in work I'll never be at that level.

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>>36651048
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/3fy6lu/to_the_person_who_just_asked_what_he_can_do_to/

>inb4 plebbit

Just fucking read it.

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>>36649554
Yeah it was shit for me as well desu.
Now people who disliked me, treated me like shit, want to be my friend.
tfw I have only 4 good friends, I have no room for more.

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>out all night with buds
>i'm pretty lit
>taking the subway back
>woman comes on
>she looks kind of lost
>she sees me and asks me where a certain station is
>we start talking
>going well
>find out she is visiting from mexico
>she casually mentions she has a hotel nearby
>then she asks the question
>oh fucking god I hate remembering
>she asks
>"Oh by the way, how old are you?"
>"Um... Almost 20"
>almost 20
>she gives me a weird look
>we stop talking
>she leaves
I guess I'm destined to be a permavirgin

>>36649835
bruh don't accept it if you don't want to that's some beta shit. Don't let some harpie hoe ruin your chances with a real qt3.14

>>36651093
Top kek I remember your story from another thread months ago. Nice to see you moved on anon.

>>36651093
What would of been the right age?

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>>36650049

>>36651131
>"Uh..Almost 20"
If you don't see anything wrong with this answer, i'm sorry.

>>36650477
Please make me a list of all the things I need to do/not do so I can be a real man like you anon.

>>36651093
You should've gave her a confident 20 not a half assed "almost 20". But so what, Move on life's not over try again with the next.

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>>36651115
Ah. Then you'll remember my other one as well
>friends and i had been predrinking
>time to hit the club
>we get in
>not there for even 5 minutes when a 7/10 girl comes up to me
>"Are you in a heterosexual relationship?"
>wat.psd
>"Are you in a heterosexual relationship?"
>"um...no?"
>"Do you want to walk me home"
>well that was easier than i expected
>we start walking back
>hitting it off pretty well
>we have a lot of shared interests and shit
>we get to her place
>"Well thanks for walking me home"
>she shakes my hand and runs inside
>I'm just standing there with my hand out and my dick shriveled into my spine
>go home
I don't even bother trying anymore. I hope one day the muscle I build can outgrow my beta cuck heart,

>>36651077
Thanks

I've mostly got my hair in order, it's just that my bad hairline and childish face are a weird combination and just don't look "right" however I style them.

I do plan on going to a gay stylist and asking for help though, once my hair grows out a bit

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Halp

>>36651170
She has a penis

>>36651165
>she shakes my hand and runs inside
By this point here is where you already fucked up twice. By this point you should've escalated.

>>36651170
She has a penis

>Realize that I've lived the last three weeks the exact same way every day
>Realize that no matter how much I lift I'll always look at myself and see a fucking troll
>Realize that the girl I've loved for 4 years just walks in and out of my life as she pleases
>Realize that no matter what choices I make I'm doomed to a six foot plot in the ground

When they cut me down, I'll make sure they knew that /fit/ was the only friend I had.

>tfw like girl and she likes me but doesn't want to act on it because she's going to a different school in the fall

It's a weird situation brehs

>>36651109
I feel you bra but what can I do?
Each time I try to explain things it looks like Im trying to play her and I get rejected.
Sucks so much man, I could really treat her right and be a decent bf

>tfw I gave the cute girl who cut my hair yesterday my number today
It felt awkward since I've never had to do it before (I don't really care about most girls/they give me their numbers) and there was a ~30 year old dude getting his hair cut when I went in, but it was worth it just cause I felt good afterwards. Excited to see how it goes

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>>36651248
Why do I know this feel?
You made the right decision though anon.

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>>36651209
>>Realize that no matter what choices I make I'm doomed to a six foot plot in the ground
I feel this so much
Just knowing I will live a life without glory kills me a little everyday

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>>36649497
> feel like I'm starting to get aesthetic
> take picture of self
> pic related

>go to chipotle after the gym
>sleeveless shirt plus pump
>girl says 8.89
>give her eight and say heres eight i have the change
>she gives me change like i gave her 9 dollars

Hella distracted

>>36651148
>>36651131
Not him but please help. Should you just be upfront about being 19? Word it a different way?

>>36651249
You are straight up beta.

Don't explain your actions to girls.

>I could really treat her right and be a decent bf
you are setting yourself up for failure, she should be treating you like a king - not the other way around

>>36651309
Don't be unconfident in your answer
Dont say almost like the fucking tard i am
The problem was she was kind of older like 28 or something so I was insecure about my own.

>>36651248
Don't go for it, it'll hurt too much when you have to break it off, and there's a weird feeling of impending doom in a relationship you both know is temporary

>>36651309
Just say 19 or 20 confidently. If you put "almost" in front of your age you sound like an insecure beta.

>go to mall
>pecs are looking nice in a tight shirt
>middle school girls staring at me while I stand in line

Creepy desu

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>>36649497
>talk about grills with older sister
>she says I should experiment and do it with someone I trust
>will sometimes touch my back and arms

>>36651314
You didnt understand what i was talking about but maybe its my fault because english isnt my main language.
Ofc I had to explain her the other girl was batshit crazy and that i wasnt in a relationship like the hoe I went on a date with first said.
Also I wasnt setting myself for a failure, the girl i wanted to get with is a decent girl, smart as fuck and looks hella fine

>>36651365

Lmfao, you don't even have a sister anon. Stop it with your silly attempts.

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>>36651023
I know that feel

>>36650013
Post squat video faggot

>sexually inexperienced 24 yr old
>go to asian massage parlor because I'm scared of the BP crackwhores
>dyel as fuck but the girls always compliment my body
>too beta to tell them I don't want to have sex
>have to tip them the extra $120

Idk why I keep going back.

>>36651673
Wait wat? Thought azn parlors were just rub n tugs, and its $120 for that shit?

>pouring rain
>see middle school friend waiting for the bus
>roll up and offer a ride
>she invites me over to "fuck me hard"

I just didnt want her to get sick

>tfw i dont want to visit my friend until ive lost weight
>he keeps asking me to hang out, tells me he misses hanging out
>i'm still too embarrassed to go see him

sry man i just want to impress you

>>36649497
>be me a couple weeks ago
>ss
>get up to 110 bench
>fail miserably
>next bench go down to 100
>premium rek that bench
>go up to 105 next bench
>totemo rekt desu senpai
>tonight next bench, go up to 110
>fucking fail again
why tf is this happening i've been getting 8.5+ hours of sleep and eating at least 168g protein literally every day these last couple weeks

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>tfw friend's younger sister tried to make a move one twice
>she has a boyfriend who knows my friend very well
>I don't go to my friends place to play cards anymore

>>36651965
Holy shit dude me too, im gonna wait at least 6mo to chill with my bro from another hoe

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>>36649628
YOU FUCKED A MAN

>tfw my lifts are still going up, but not nearly as much as they were a few months ago

>>36651968
Is that kg or lb?

>>36652192
lb

>>36652221
Do more chest accessories. How much do you weigh?

>>36649628
>people actually believe this story

>>36652240
168 lb
did dumbbell chest press tonight after i did the bad

>>36651298
there is no glory in modern life, all you can do is look like a Greek god and relish in the way people submit to you

>>36652294
Put a rolled up towel between your sholderblades on a bench and do pec flys and dumbell press, it can be a savior for people having a hard time with their chest progression, your triceps can only do so much.

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>tfw i'm lonely doing nothing at home but i don't want to be around anyone since it makes me want to go back home and be alone

Its an endless cycle brehs

J U S T
U
S
T

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>Work at ski resort
>Get invited to party with other employees
>Show up, play beer pong with around 50-60 people in the room
>Killinit.jpg
>International walks by, slaps my ass
>"HOLY SHIT ANON"
>Starts just groping my ass for around two minutes
>Leaves, gets her other friends
>Five minutes later I've had 10+ people (mostly international girls) groping my ass and giving me compliments
>I'm too much of a fucking autist to do anything exept awkwardly keep playing beer pong
>Talk to some people, drink some more, crash on the couch before work the next day

Was told I missed my shot with like 3 girls who wanted me that night.

>Mfw I missed my shot to have sex with 3 different qts
>Mfw I haven't had sex in a year
>Mfw no matter how many gains I get I'll still be a fucking autist
>Just fucking end me now lads

>>36650049
godspeed anon

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>>36649628
>he was literally trapped
Holy shit my sides

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>go to grocery stores
>grills keep walking up next to me and pretending to look at the stuff next to what im looking at and peeking over at me
>keep asking me 'have you ever bought this before?'
>tfw i just want to get my shopping done and go lift without being harrassed by roasties

>>36649940
>tfw iktf

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i split another pair of boxers doing squats today, in a room full of curlbros and instafit chicks. made a loud snapping noise as it happens, i can't help that i'm making posterior chain gains

>tfw PR'ed anyway
>tfw stretch marks appearing on ass

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>>36649628
nice. my dreams

>>36650013
God, well someone knows the feel. Not like it fucking matters.

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>>36649691
I know the feel

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>>36650049
>dating a waitress

>>36651170

>not jelly honeypot, im jelly snake

Sounds like benis.

who /i still dream about her/ here?

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>>36654155
Reporting in.

>Virgin until 21
>senior year of college find out from a friend that a cutie azn likes me
>we talk and I realize that I really like her
>we start dating
>tfw gf
>holy fuck sex amazing
>fall in love with the girl, she loves me too

Fast forward to a few months after graduating

>find out that I'm travelling somewhere really far for postgrad
>tell her, she's devastated and so am I
>she wants an LDR
>knew that was never gonna work
>decide to break it off just before leaving
>tfw no gf

It's been a few months and I'll still occasionally zone out and think of the good times with her. I haven't talked to her since and wouldn't even know how to start a convo sice it's been so long.

In retrospect, the reason I liked her so much could have been the fact that she was my first gf and this was my first real relationship. Doesn't make it feel any better though.

Sorry for rambling /fit/ just wanted to get it off my chest

>>36649497
>qt former coworker suddenly starts calling me 'hun' online when asking advice
>is this how it feels to have a wife
>I ask her to catch up and she agrees but needs to give me a time
>call her beautiful
>no response

;_;

>>36651023
only bad workout is the one you skipped, so shut your whore mouth

>>36650013
you can talk all that shit but do you look good...like are you looking like arnold

>>36650092
your supposed to put your bro on it not brag to him about it you asshole

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>>36652721
I got the same problem.

>>36649628
requesting pic of tranny

>>36653991
>being that jelly

>mfw this thread at 35yo
>mfw used to be the same beta sperg for a decade
it gets better kids

>>36654614
does it though?

>>36654155
Tfw dream of her riding me. It's rare to dream of fucking women in attracted to.

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>have a crush on a girl
>ask her out a few times
>she says no every time
>we still become friends due to same hobby and studying the same subject
>give up on her but feelings for her stay
>we still hang out every week
>she tells me she has depression
>shortly before new years she sends me a text
>"I'm sorry. I haven't been nice to you"
>ask her what that's about, tell her we're friends basically try my best to reassure her
>January 1st we were out dancing and are on our way home
>she says the same thing again
>hug her and tell her to stop worrying etc.
>ask her again why'd she even say something like that
>"I know you have a crush on me and I feel bad because I'm not interested in you"
At least I managed to use it to somehow motivate me to train more. Or maybe I just train more as escape mechanism, whatever.

>Started at 63 kg
>1 year later i was 83 kg, not looking fat
>Everything was going great, getting mires
>Shit is expensive, since i just moved away from parents
>Lots of expenses and supps
>Get a job
>The job is very time consuming
>Hard to lift between University and i really wanna make money as well
>Today i got my new supplements with the post
I am going to be serious about my gym again, need to get life in order and succed in all three aspects...

>>36654360
What kind of retaeded obligation did you have to travel far away?
"Postgrad"?? Why do you have to travel away after graduation?

>>36654690
>we become friends
Bitch is using you as beta orbiter for her own confidence and you are permantly hanging out with a girl you want to fuck and date.
And on top of that she is full aware that you want her.

What a friendship, good job anon.

Get your test checked.

>>36649497
she was only being friendly you dumb fuck!

>>36650049

>fucking a waitress off tinder

>making it

low standards general?

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>>36649497
Im glad there's a feels thread going on so I don't look like a total faggot writing a blog post so I just let it go here I just have the most weird and feels charged dream, it was about the only woman I ever loved, it started like this:
>im looking to my phone browsing facebook like usual
>suddenly one of this shits of your memories that happened years ago pop up
>is an album of photos of me and her
>I open it
>for some reason there's a .gif image in the album
>I click on it
>It start to shows a lot of pictures about her of my vivid memories together, just the two of us hanging out alone in that bed smiling
>at this moment I'm just thinking how hard I wish I was there again
>suddenly now in my dream I'm with her again
>completely naked with her in that bed
>we are just toying, laughing and enjoying ourselves
>I hug her
>It feels just like then
>I start to cry
>I'm crying so hard
>she just hugs me and start to sing in a sweet way something like "oki oki doki"
>im crying like never
>the only time I cried like on these dream was drunk between her arms in that summer so long time ago
>it feels so good releasing all this
>I just hug her despite of being naked and haven't had sex in a while
>it's all I want
>wake up
Its been 4 years lads, she was my reason to start a /fit/ lifestyle, and even when I tried being with other girls and, drinking and drugs I still feel empty, does it even get better? I just want to be with her again

>>36649497
>married, kid, but a /fit/ hermit
>my kid is starting to get old enough to have friends
>force myself to make friends with the neighbors
>she's an older woman, fat and kinda rundown, but she has a daughter the same age as my kid
>every time we have a conversation while my kid plays she is feasting upon my image
>every few minutes she is complimenting me
>tfw just wanted to make a new friend for myself and my kid, not fuck around with a neighborlady

>>36654801
I really really like this picture.

>>36654801
Why did you split up?

>>36649775
Annoys me too, people in my class mention my big arms often

>>36649940

happened to me too, girl said she was 19 she was actually 17. Was 20 at the time.

Saw her doing coke at a college party so I assumed she wasn't lying

>>36649835
You got it wrong brah, call the second girl and tell her how you feel and be honest about it.
>Worst outcome: tfw no gf (which is the case atm)
>best outcome: qtpie gf

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>protect feminine young almost trap mode from bullying at work
>he has a thing for me
>mfw when I just want him to become a better person and see him as a little brother to me


Is this what its like to friendzone somebody?

>>36654755
Was med school. I told her before things got serious that this could happen but she liked me too much to care and I eventually liked her too much to bail. Believe me, I wouldn't have done it if I didn't have to.

>>36654993
Well I guess you did have a solid reason.

What is "med school" though? All this terminology.
Did you study medicine or what?

And are you back from being abroad now or what?

To contrast you sadfags here are some good feels cause I never been this happy before. During the last two years I:

-fought cancer and won
-fought depression and anxiety and won
-made sick gains
-moved to a new town and found lots of new friends
-acquired a literal 9/10 qt gf who loves me more than I love her
-by dating said gf I realised that even people who appear intimidating because of their looks and confidence are vulnerable and have fears. by realising that something just made click and all my doubt and self consciousness was gone.

I feel genuine happyness for the first time.
We're all gonna make it.

>Worktime switches, so go to gym earlier in the day
>See qt cardio bunny
>Over the next few weeks, make eye contact, smile, friendly hellos
>Starting asking how her day is, eventually ask her to the beach
>She agrees, we have a nice time at the beach, looks great in her bikini
>Leaving soon, "Anon, you can have me if you catch me."
>Playfully chase after her, not catching her
>Start actually trying to chase her, can't catch her
>10 mins I'm winded
>"Don't feel bad anon, I do triathlons and marathons."
>Fucking /fit/ tells me cardio kills gains
>Fucking cockblocked by /fit/

>Few days later, see cardio bunny again
>She walks over to me, with a laugh cause im doing cardio
>Tell her i'll be ready for next time
>She says maybe we'll make it about who can lift more
>Winks and walks away
>Fucking cardio..

>>36654827
It's all your my friend, I found it here on fit and it surprised me that not more anons used it
>>36654846
It was a long distance relationship, I met her on (God forgive me) 9gag, after chatting for a while we became a couple, I raised money for six months in order to visit her in hungary during the summer, best month of my life, but after I came back lots of issues started to show up and we break up that Christmas because she told me she will be hanging out that week in some aunt house but she instead went to Italy with some "friend" and while she was there the dumb bitch let on the GPS location of her Facebook messenger

>>36655078
Travelled abroad to study medicine. I'm still abroad and haven't connected with her since leaving (3ish months). Feeling bretty shitty about it but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to get in touch.

>>36655191
I think you are trolling because I don't see how she was anything special. You never even had a thing, what the fuck.

If you are not trolling please seek help and fix your life because you are really fucked up up there.

>>36655209
Not trolling m8, I'm glad all your relationships have been well but not everyone is the same, yeah I tried that a couple times but I don't know, anyway thanks for caring

>>36649628

I can't even laugh

God, i'd be mad as fudge

>>36655200
No, it's not. When you traveled away you basically told her that you care more about your future career than the thing you have.
Which is not an evil thing to do and probably the best and adult choice, but it's still quite the message.
Let it slide, move and, she will too.

>>36655229
They haven't and they won't in the future, things will go down and I will be emotionally fucked. Infact it hits me harder than many others, it's pretty damn cruel.
Yet I move on after a few months and am done with it.

I understand that you would feel down for a few months after or even a year, but not multiple years.

And definitely not for a girl that as nothing going for her - no character, no charisma, no emotional intelligence or anything.
You literally found yourself a basic bitch over the Internet and now want to tell me that you look back to dating her years after?

Seriously, pick any fucking girl on the street, any, and chances are you end up with either the same quality person or something better.

>work event security
>qt redhead in the front row mirin hard
>Get her number
>im all over her snapchat story doing various dumb stuff (10 hr concerts make you go nuts)
>text her. Ask her about herself
>I'm 18 and a senior at blah blah high school

I'm 25 they could be my baby sister.

>>36655321
fuck her anyway

>>36655321
She's in the optimal age m8, after that naive stage they all become vapid whores, give her the D and become her big bro

>>36649940
Nothing wrong with some jailbait senpai

>>36655149
>uses dashes instead of green text
GTFO

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Loners bro WW@?

>be loner
>everyone tells me I wasting my youth spending time alone or with my dog
>maybe they're right and i'm wrong
>start dressing well, lifting, get normal hobbies, good haircut and all the usual self improvement stuff
>no problem dating girls
>they're all so boring I lose interest as soon as I have to talk to them
>even one night stands with sluts is overrated
>go back to taking care of my old doge

pic of doge after surgerical intervention. Much more interesting and faithful than a girl

>>36649940
Fuuggg :DDDD mad jelly tho

>>36649645
this
every. single. time.

>>36654494
>jelly of dating a waitress
You'll learn soon enough, kid.

>>36655770
Fucking hell anon. Maybe you should move to another country if you find women where ur at so boring?

My bro moved to a neighbouring country recently and said the women there actually have a personality. Could b worth a shot.

>>36655770
Dogs are the best.

I lift for my blonde labrador, loyal till death!

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>>36651165
>she shakes my hand and runs inside

>>36654428
thanks anon

>>36651925
my god damn sides

>>36650059
No you're underage because you're underage it reeks all over your post. Stop being such a faggot

>tfw mired by a avg filipina
>figure theres no way she could be interest she is playing around

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>>36649628
you stuck your dick in another dick

>>36655837
probably true, i've had interesting experiences with girls abroad. But my studies don't allow me to leave the country.

>>36655853
>tfw can't run on the riverside with my old dog anymore
Long walks are fine too but it takes a lot of time

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>>36649497
>on the train
>hear click
>middle aged woman took a photo of me
>awkward eye contact

>2nd year physio degree
>enrolled mid year so classes are full of nursing students
>learning to monitor blood pressure
>omg your arms are so big
>never trained arms properly before
>class over, go to gym and do set of curls

>>36651165
sounds like she wanted someone to protect her

at least that means you're /fit/

>>36654405

Shoulda gone with babe, not beautiful.

>>36654987
No, that's how you express weakness to to a more than likely neurotic, manipulative, emotional fag. Go ahead and lube your b-hole.

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>>36654405
>call her beautiful

>>36656229
Awww

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>tfw girlfriends sister comfortably walks around the house without a bra
>tfw always see her nipples through shirt
>tfw she also wears short pajama shorts that always show her ass
>tfw soemtimes I see the side of her pussy when she is sitting on the couch

I didn't ask for these feels.

Girlfriend is the same way.

>>36654405
Atleast your autism won't be spread genetically anytime ever.

>>36656513
Yeah that really sounds rough.

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>>36649628
Wow, I'm out of words

>>36651165
Seriously though, are women that upfront to men when they are /fit/? At what weight/bf%/years of training did women start acting like that around you?

>>36649940
I don't see what's wrong though

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>laughing at anons and their feels since forever
>thinking they are pathetic for getting so emotional over women
>sitting here in tears over a crush

im sry guys

>>36649554
>be me
>last year of middle school
>"anon, M is totally in love with you"
>see M
>"ahahah me, with you ? Don't be dumb"
>people kept humiliating me over this
>8years later
>see same girl working in retail
>"wow are you anon ?"
>its M
>she got fat and looks ugly
>tells me that she is a single mother
>laugh and tell her that life can be shit sometimes
>leave and write this on a khergit horseback frogposting tutorials forum
It felt so good

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>>36656572
It's fucking terrible.

Also:
>tfw her sister leaves her laundry basket in the hallway and always leaves her thongs laying on the top

So many fucking feels, man.

>at a restaurant
>parents notice my gains
>"wow look at your arms! What's the point of lifting if you don't even have a girlfriend?!"
>try to resist the urge to murder

Imma tell y'all lil niggas a mothafuckin story right here. I'll try to keep it short.

>be me, 22 y/o 6'0" 230lbs fat
>work with several qt 3.14 waifu material girls
>ask out 9/10 blasian qt, says she has a bf
>ask out 8/10 qt, date for several months
>blasian qt gets jelly, but doesn't do anything about it
>dump 8/10 qt after dating for 5 months cuz she's a shitshow
>proceed to begin getting /fit/
>reach ~14-16% bf
>blasian qt beginning to pay much more attention to me
>caught her mirin several times over the last week
>talk to rando coworker who is relatively close with blasian qt
>she tells me the qt definitely wants the D
>must play cards right to get qt blasian to be mine

Here's hoping I don't fuck the whole thing up now, which would be pretty tough to do at this point, but my spaghetti likes to go stealth mode until just the right moment, so we will see. I'm pretty sure this is what making it feels like though. Before I got fit I would've never had a chance with this chick, but now the tables have turned and it feels breddy gud.

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>>36657220
blasians are a breed apart

>its my birthday today
>I only have 17 congratulations on facebook
>several people which I expected a congratulations haven't posted one on my wall, there is still a few more hours left of the day though
>too afraid to check if I have gotten any more because I probably haven't
>I am going to buy a burger and smoke a fat joint alone, because birthdays and all the attention makes me uncomfortable, but sometimes I wish there was more attention around my birthday

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>Meet really nice girl, I'm 25, she's 21
>We really hit it off
>Talk for hours
>Went on a date and made out in her car
>Went to a coffee shop today and she was sitting on her phone
>Leaves it on the table as she goes to the bathroom
>A notification pops up
>It's a tinder notification
>Literally feel my heart break
>Realize all women are sleeping around
>She's probably a massive whore as well
>Hate women now more than ever
>2 years of lifting and I still look like shit, bulking until the summer and then I'll cut

When did you guys realize women are literal garbage?

Haven't spoken to said girl in like a week now.

>>36655152
if after you do cardio you lose lifting weight to a woman... you should not live anymore....

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>hook up with build guy from Tinder
>turns out he's incredible as a human being and as a hook-up
>get feels for him
>I go into this knowing he moves in a week
>go back to boyfriend (open relationship)
>realise my boyfriend is 34 and severely lacking in all departments for his age
>realise that I have feelings for this other guy

tfw

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>>36657401
>get in a feels thread
>get cuck/feminist bait instead of feels

>>36657420
m8, this is /fit

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>>36657401
>realise my boyfriend is 34 and severely lacking in all departments for his age
I thought Anthony Burch was older

>>36657298
Birthdays are over rated as fuck man, make a plan and go out.
Facebook is bull shit anyway, Someone has a birthday every day on my account I dont have time to wish peeps happy birthday it means fuck all.
Call people up man, go out somewhere, you're probably in America/UK/Europe, places where you can do shit.

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>>36657401

>>36651968
Up your carbs

>exhibitionist at heart
>would love getting looked at, and impressing ppl
>had a ugly unfit body all my life
>mfw my lifting reasong is so shitty

>>36652819
All over the world, we're all in this together.
Our bodies might be far, but our minds are close

no homo

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>tfw plan out an evening of video games
>fwb calls up saying she wants me
>tell her I have plans tonight
>she laughs and hangs up
>arrives half an hour later and just fucking mounts me
>doesn't even want to cuddle later, says she has work in the morning and goes home
>tfw just wanted to play video games

>>36657762
That sounds terrible

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>>36649497
>Always have been VERY impulsive, sensitive, like overly sensitive to things like critisism always needed to defend myself.
>Grow up, hide it well
>Was social and always had friends but got fat and beta-ish, lost the weight at 23 and got swole
>Facial aesthetics, jawline and bouldershoulders
>Discover that I can still actually socialize and pick up girls
>I'm still VERY impulsive emotionally as well but just don't act emotional
>Still not as hardened as I want to be, shit gets to me still
>Lately I've been having alot of moodswings, very angry at weird times in the day, mornings and midafternoon
>Relaxed and feel good as fuck in the evening

Am I bi-polar or borderline or something? I don't really fit the symptoms as far as I know. They told me I got 6/10 of the ADD traits though.

>>36657803
Sorry for the long post I don't post often, if ever.

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>Turned 30 6 months ago.
>Had the choice of putting more time into job instead of the gym on a daily basis during my mid 20s.
>There was a better chance of promotion if I had put the time in for work. Didn't want to get my gut back though.
>Now I'm 30, and the quality QTs are more interested in status males than me.
>Feels like one fucking lie. Early and mid 20s, I needed a snorkel to deal with all the pussy.
>Turned 28 and suddenly I face a my own California water shortage.
>I can still hit on younger women, but now I feel like a creepy uncle when I start talking to college girls.
>Kept trying to date women in my bracket.
>30 hit me. All ladies my age are dating pot bellied hipsters who I guess are earning more than me.

I don't want to go to the Brooklyn Brewery to find a woman. What is this? I don't even know what made the dynamic change.

>>36657803
If it's worse than usually it might just be due to stress or something. You could try to meditate. I heard it helps some people.

>>36650013
I'll be your friend anon. As long as you're not a [spoiler]manlet[spoiler]

>>36657803
You are BPD to a T.

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>>36657928
Noo i fucked up the spoilertag

>>36657948
There are no spoilers on fit anyway you fucking new.

>>36649940
lol had sex with 15 year old girl when I was 22 welcome to the club

>I actually knew she was underage

>>36657960
I never post, just lurk.

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>>36649675
>filename is piano sax
>hes playing a trumpet
triggered

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>>36649628
Kill it.

>>36657932
I've done the test, the things you should answer yes to are waaay too extreme. Suicidal, out of body experience, uncontrollable anger, fear of abandonment and self harming are definately not things I experience. Maybe I'm just an impulsive cunt who can control himself well despite the constant impulses, moodswings and changing motivation.

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>tfw can only hold a conversation with girls im not attracted to

>>36651365
Hello, /a/.

>>36658112
Uh, that makes perfect sense actually?

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>be chubby and insecure all my life

>finally get fit

>Get confidence to try and go for a guy

>my parents giggle and tell him how I think he's hot

I just want to kill myself than face the embarrassment of seeing him again

>>36658112
video sorta related play about a englishman who can only talk to whores and wenches had a blast seeing it at the london national
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tg6G-5cCvc

>>36654360
You sound like you should text her. that's ok

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>tfw hit failure on bench today.
>tfw leaving the gym weaker than when i went in.

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>>36658213
>my parents

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I work in maintenance
we just had a fatality with a guy I work/worked with. investigations are still ongoing because it just happened Saturday.

>the guy and I were working close but not on the same line of machines
>we shoot the shit about machining and he tells me he just got a new small lathe for watch making and about how much he loved it.
>we go back to doing our jobs and about an hour later...
>heard the other line turn on and incoherent screaming
>I already knew what happened
>walked over knowing what to expect, but seeing it on 4chan and in real life are 2 different things.
>Just red everywhere
>top of the guy's head sticking out was the only thing I could see, but it was so quiet a pin drop could have probably been heard.
>blood and gore dripping on the ground and the strong smell of blood and gastric juices penetrated my nostrils.
>imagine 2 steamrollers eating you feet first, very slowly, so you felt and knew every little thing that was happening to you as it crushed every bone and blood vessel as flat as a piece of 3mm thick cardboard.

>female operator saw the entire thing
>she had to be taken to the psych ward because she had a psychotic break, full on fetal position, screaming "turn it off!" repeatedly 15-20 minutes after there was nothing that could be done.

Guy left behind a wife, a 4 year old, and a 1 month old. He always talked about his family with a smile on his face.

Lock out tag out properly fellow maintenance bros.

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>>36649554
>middle school
>girls are "interested" in me for once
>just a group of girls that push me around and laugh at me
>PE field day
>one asks me for a hug
>feels amazing almost came
>she suddenly pushes me over
>while i was having a miniorgasm her friend actually snesked up and crouched behind me
>i get tabled topped and fall on my ass
>they all run away laughing

>>36658348
>working around dangerous machinery
Thank fuck I'll never need to do manual labor in my life.

>>36656218
I used to go with babe. But hanging out with Spanish women just made me way more comfortable with showering women with compliments

BTW ASIAN WOMEN ARE THE AUTISTIC BETAS OF WOMEN SERIOUSLY SPANISH WOMEN ARE WAY BETTER SOCIALLY AND IN CONFIDENCE.

>>36656233
Most normal thing in the world kid.

>>36656570
At least your insecurity guarantees the extinction of your genes.

>>36658348
What kind of machine can crush an entire person before someone can stop it?

>>36658415
It's okay autismo, you got BTFO. It's not the end of the world.

>>36657348
You know most girls use tinder to get validation, not to sleep around, right?
Don't take all this red pill bullshit that serious and mess it up with her, senpai.

>>36656218
RIGHT BABE?

>>36658422
Are you for fucking real?

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>>36658348
>>imagine 2 steamrollers eating you feet first, very slowly, so you felt and knew every little thing that was happening to you as it crushed every bone and blood vessel as flat as a piece of 3mm thick cardboard.

Roger Rabbit helps with the image.

>>36658422
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de2_1326399606

>>36658000
you can see that there's no spoiler box in the reply2thread you double dingus

>>36658502
S-someone watch it first please.

>>36658531
it's just some graphic pictures, morbidly fascinating tbqh. I don't get how people are so scared of gore when they literally eat flesh every day without thinking about it.

>>36658531
It's just pictures you dindu.

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>go to university gym
>all these teen girls doing ass exercises

>>36658431
If you count that as btfo then you're a self projecting betafuck.

>trying to be on a "bulk"
>too lazy to cook most days after work/lift, usually no time for breakfast
>1.5 meals a day on average
>protein intake consists entirely of eggs and milk because they're the easiest to consume
>have a sack of chicken breast in the freezer I haven't touched for weeks because every time I prepare it it takes over an hour
>honestly feels more like a cut than anything
>realize the only other option for more calories and protein is to just get a big Mac or something every day and I don't want to go down that route

It hasn't affected my gains yet since in still feeding off my noob gains, but one day it is and I'm going to come to terms with actually taking hours out of my day to cook.

>>36658656
>I can't bulk because I'm lazy ;(
Good job on never making it.

>>36649647

how to do this?

>>36649497
Need advice brehs.
>meet grill
>she has a bf and tells me from the start that "they're having troubles and she doesn't know what she wants"
>we go out for drinks a few times
>end up fucking
>one week later says, "she has a lot on her plate that she needs to sort out"
>cold as ice
>she still txts and calls me on occasion because "she really cares about me"
>because of the random contact, makes it impossible for me to forget her

I know that she's bad news, but she's super hot and has a ridiculous personality. Is it even worth keeping her around as a friend (for the future), or should i just avoid getting cucked altogether?

>>36651298
life without glory is the heaviest feel of all. There isn't even glory in war anymore.

how to achieve glory gains /fit/?

>have really traumatic childhood
>abusive father, brother died in a car accident, molested by babysitter.
>broken emotionally at this point, no joy to be found in interpersonal relationships, feels pointless to try to make them anymore.
>fixed most aspects of my life to appear normal, but I am so completely fucked on the inside.

>be a waiter
>teenage girls giggle every time I go to their table
>some of them are pretty hot
>flirt with them sometimes
>tell myself I'm just trying to be a good waiter
>feel guilt

>>36651324
she thought you were older anon your answer doesn't matter, some women don't want to be cougers.

>>36658656
Not gonna make it

>>36649628
See I would totally fuck a tranny any day of the week, but when it comes to post Op I couldn't do it, the look of it is just fucking disgusting and is basically insulting to real pussy

>>36658857
this desu

would rather plow boipucci than fake vagina

>>36658760
First off, as you probably already know, she doesn't 'really care about you'.

Use her for sex and nothing else. Her problems are meaningless to you, zone out when she talks about them.

>>36658422
Giant fucking rollers used to even out the amount of extruded plastic on the backing of the carpet (chances are you've walked on the carpet we've made). Usually, each roll is several hundred meters long and 2 meters wide. Now imagine how large the rollers have to be to accommodate that carpet.

>>36650049
then you woke up

>>36656669
kek'd

>>36649628
>>36650929
I checked that out
In my state i can't press charges on her/him/it because she is legally a woman in here
oh my god america you have betrayed me

>>36658937
savage

>>36657462
>yfw it was someone similarly cucked all along and they killed themselves when even the suicide hotline made fun of them

>>36649830
>she

Kys

>>36651165
you should of just said you're single cause she thought you were gay.

>>36651209
we love you bro

>>36651165
she just chickened out.

you got nothing to feel bad about, she's probably beating herself up over the situation more than you are.

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>>36658502
>read comments
>"half man half machine"

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>>36659277

>>36649497

>go to friend's place
>his older sister is there

Are you like 16 years old OP?

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>>36649497
>First time on fit in a week
>That trappy Chan guy is back with a new sticky he made and he want it stocked in the first post of this board
I hope you fucking degenerates are happy for trading scooby for a dyel mentally ill attention whore faggot

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>>36650334
indeed

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>>36650049

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>>36654155
Yep

>>36649497
>talking to qt on messenger
>call her cute
>"thank you?"
>nothing from her after that
I'm not sure who spaghettied who

>>36649497
ITT /humblebraggeneral/

How do I not catch feelings for one night stands?

I fucked a chick during a beach tournament last month, she's from a different country and added me on memebook, but hasn't sent me a message, and I'll probably never see her again.

Yesterday I got off a cruise, and I met this gorgeous chick the last night and fucked her too, but I was so sad that Id never see her again that I didn't even finish

>>36659546
Realize that the relationship you're imagining with them is ten times better than the relationship you would actually have had with them. Or you can just stop fucking sluts when you are clearly after a long term relationship.

>>36651209
>>36651298
>not training to be an astronaut and concocting a plan to strand yourself in space and starve to death while your "heavenly body" floats around the cosmos for all eternity

Fucking plebs.

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So close to getting a GF. So fucking close then she gives me some bullshit reason about being anxious about dating.

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>build a home gym to start lifting
>doing stronglifts
>squatting for first time, empty bar
>cramping and pain in inner thigh after three sets
>can't finish the workout, can barely stand up
>mfw so weak I can't even squat the empty bar

>>36659670

Had a similar experience with pushups, couldn't even do a single one, and benchpressing an empty bar 10 times was pushing me to my limits.

Just keep at it, after a week or two it goes away.

>>36659467
You spaghettied because you didn't keep the ball rolling.

>>36659532
It's a meme you dip.

>>36659546
>but I was so sad that Id never see her again that I didn't even finish
What in the fuck? Stop having one night stands if you're pining for a relationship that much jesus fucking christ anon.

>>36659654
She can probably smell your desperation. Women are good at that

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>>36650013
Been in a few relationships, but otherwise you're me. Fuck.

>>36659705
Maybe. I tried but got nothing.

>>36656669
>khergit
My nigga.

>decently attractive, pretty fit
>funny
>anxiety disorder
>difficult major
>family is poor so have to work
>stressed out about applying to jobs
>cant get internship because spaghetti during interviews
>feel like im wasting the best years of my life because i can't handle social, academic, fitness, and professional life all at once
>just want time to stop for a while

>>36649940
Reported to mossad

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>>36649628
>people on the internet will never lie to get some (you)

>>36659753
>I tried
But you didn't try. You basically stopped the moment she gave you an iffy response.

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>>36659654
Same here, it seamed like evertyhing was going great (mirin hard and all that good shit) with this girl I'd been seeing for about 4 months until she told me she did not want to be anything more then friends, Told her to fuck off for playing with me and deleted her from my phone and everything.
Seeing a new girl so that good

>>36649990
I fucking died Hahahahahahah best shit today ahahah

>>36659824
I just stopped after she stopped responding. I'm not going to text her half a dozen times trying to get her attention.>>36659824

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>>36659606
>>36659716
Thing is, how do I actually get into a long term relationship? Gym girls are all shallow, women in my sport (ultimate) are either lesbian are ugly or lesbian, and my other hobby is video games so I won't even bother.

Two years ago my friends from a different country were graduating, so I went to their prom to celebrate and to meet once more. There was an American girl (pic related) there who I fell in love with that night, and she was my first kiss. She clearly just thought of it as a one night-thing, while for me it was my first kiss ever and I just didn't know what to do. In the end I left cause I was only there for a week, and she has a bf now :(

>>36659900
That's fine. Nobody is forcing you to. Just don't be like "BUT I TRIED SO MUCH" when you didn't.

>tfw I thought that lifting would solve my problems

My body doesn't matter if im autistic as fuck.