It's been a while, Fat People Stories/Delusional Fat

Does anyone even like fat people stories anymore?

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>>36627666
sure

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Heh.

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Because screw people who actually work hard for what they want

>>36627853
I just realized that all these new non-gender conformists are probably fucking up the whole queer scene of people who are freaky and want to fuck. These newcomers are all stuck up and shit. I bet the people in the subculture hate them too...

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>>36627666
nice trips

>Recovering fatasfatass
>down to 250 from 320 and still going
>ate ice cream and muffings for the first time in 6 months today
>spent LITERALLY 5 hours shitting it out on the toilet.

Holy shit i didn't think anything of it but my body simply can't handle what it used to when i was killing myself, nothing prevents relapse like just maintaining a proper diet.

Never again.

>>36628489
What a horrible bitch. She just up and decided her old crush was a huge dick. People do that all the time, but they don't usually go that far. o_0 What an ugly fucking personality, it's almost as bad as her face.

>>36628517
it was a case of
>I want him
>He dosent want me
>Therefore he was a dick all along.

>>36627853
>I'm sentient trash
At least it's self-aware

>>36627705
yes. keeps me motivated

>>36628515

When the holidays come around I always eat too much 'bad' food and my gut responds by violently rejecting all of it at around 2 am. I don't think I could ever get fat on junkfood because I quite literally have to purge it all when I eat too much of it in a short time period. It's amazing how fat people get conditioned to eat like that.

>>36628515
>recovering fatasfatass
>270 to 180
>the cravings are unbearable
>eat cheat pizza
>be a slug the rest of the day, take several naps, and a couple painful shits

now i have physical feelings to tie to the disappointment of going fatboy for a day

>>36628526
Kek'd

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the problem with "story" threads...

why isn't exercise more widely seen as a kind of personal anatomical maintenance? i mean, brushing your teeth is a personal maintenance of your body on a smaller scale, right? and failure to care for your teeth means you can get pains, weaker teeth, less conventionally attractive teeth, and a smelly mouth, correct? isn't "i don't wanna lose weight!" like saying "i don't wanna brush my teeth!", just a little?

>>36628489
I love how she flipped on her crush as soon as she realized he wouldn't stick his dick in her.

Fuck I need to get off the internet, it's bad for my budding misogyny.

>>36628624
>"I can't read this! There are too many words!"

>>36628489
>Guy goes to the bathroom
>Comes back straightening his jair
>OMGHEWANTSMEEEEE!1!1!1!1!

The delusion is real.

>>36627929
>If you are a living breathing human you burn calories
>Calories are stored as fat
>If you consume less calories than you use then you lose fat

>>36627666
This is the first time in a while its been a fat people stories thread instead of a fat people hate thread.
Its a small but important difference. Man I wish I saved some of those stories from a couple of years ago.

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I only have reposts. Ah well.

>>36628638
Because exercise is harder than brushing your teeth.

>>36628700
what the fuck is a jair?

>>36628790
An electronic scientific journal covering all areas of artificial intelligence (AI), publishing refereed research articles, survey articles, and technical notes.

>>36628638
I hate brushing my teeth on a level that is completely irrational.

>>36628764
Well thats depressing.

You got any from the cuy who worked at a chinese possibly owned by triads?

>>36628819
Meant to say guy obviously.

>>36628798
It's the worst.

>>36628798
>>36628845
Gotta get those teeth gains anons.

>>36627853
>Don't call me a woman

I would be hard pressed to even call it a human

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>>36628819

Nah, didn't save those.

>>36628764
This is this the fucking reason I considered children being fat as child abuse.

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>>36628900

It is child abuse, and if it doesn't kill them it messes them up for life. I feel bad for the anons who grew up fat and have to fix their health as adults.

>>36628489
So this pretty much boils down to "He doesn't love me, and tried to find the girl of his dreams, This is what makes him an asshole."

>>36628933
I've read it before but this is the greentext that just keeps giving

>200g, far beyond her maximum bench
>"tell them we're having doughnuts"

>>36628764
Good god.

>>36628927
Not only did he try to find the girl of his dreams, he had the indecency to succeed. What a shitlord.

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>>36627909
This kills the husband.
> Why is he too beta to leave.

Pic is not related, just sad.

>>36629088
4th is best

>>36628872
Pity.

>>36628764
I see it as a happy end. Rather have the kid die now than live through another shitton of seizures and finally live as the blob...
I don't know any country where this would not be considered child abuse. even the US...

>>36629088
3rd is perfect wife material

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>>36628489
Holy shit, take note boys - if you hang out with a chunker then marry a cutie later you're a horrible person.

>>36628916
I want this to be real.

>>36629196

I actually believe that this happened. Because it is so bizarre I can imagine reacting the same way and going full austim like that anon did.

And god knows busses throw people around so a babby popping out of a stroller is feasible.

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some OC for ya, i may have been a bit mean but hey, she started the hate

>>36628933
kek died

>>36628798
understandable. I only do it cause I don't want dentures. And I don't for a while, my teeth feel kinda painful

>>36628790
a hip new term for jar shaped hair.

>>36629405
Thanks doc

>>36628489
This is like the female equivalent of /R9K/.
>"This guy I thought would go out with me, despite me never initiating in any way, ended up going out with a chadette. Ergo he and all men are assholes."

>>36628700

Shes like a female robot
>some attractive person straighten their hair in your vicinity
>imagine a life together

>>36629196
>Implying the people who want guns banned also don't want to to fight obesity and stop tobacco addicting
>being this much of a brainwashed tard

>>36629156
Yeah, not sure why the someone at the hospital didn't call child protection services. Private hospital or not, that is a clear case of abuse - not giving a child the medicine it needs in order to not die.

>>36629088
>three
I would pound this shit out of that.

>>36628489
Soo.... she got friendzoned and think the problem is him for choosing a girl more good-looking than she is.

Sounds like the equivalent of a guy complaining for being put in the friendzone and blaming the girl for being a slut for dating a Chad instead of a "nice guy" like him.

>>36627853
>sentient trash
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

>>36629616
It's a tumblr thing. Referring to yourself as garbage or trash is an ironic way of saying-- I don't even really know. I think it started out as "shipper trash" as in being obsessed with a certain pairing, but it kind of evolved into a general thing.

>>36628456
I can confirm this. I've brought up the topic of non-gender conformity with a gay coworker, and this is what he said.
>"These special snowflakes are too gay for even the gayest of us. You can't relate to them, it's hard to have a conversation with them, you JUST can't understand them. Most of us in the LGBT try to keep them at a distance. Let them do their own thing."

>>36628819
Dammit, I want more of his stories.

>>36629196
>Who gives a shit about curing aids?
>The flu still kills more people each year than aids!
I hate bullshit statements like that- it also ignores the fact that every country still has "problems" with obesity, tobacco and alcohol, but every other country has already figured out how to deal with the gun problem and america is literally decades behind everybody else.

>>36628489
She may be a delusional whale but holy shit shes a good writer

>>36629704
access to semi automatic firearms doesn't increase the murder rate.

the assault weapons ban worked because niggers would obliterate whole shops to kill one guy

but semi automatic weapons don't have the same indiscriminate destruction capability. and also the American borders are constantly flooded with unlawful firearms so a gun ban wound't actually reduce the amount of criminals with access to firearms by any significant amount.

>>36629676
me when i see somebody who weighs more than my Power-lifting total who still considers themselves human

me when i see somebody i couldn't dead-lift call themselves a woman and not a snorlax

>>36629745
Brevity is the soul of wit. Try again.

>>36629732
people keep making excuses, but it's fact that every country that has banned guns/put in place stricter gun control has seen a significant decrease in gun deaths. You can say what you want, but that's the fucking truth.

>>36629753
i was talking about your mum btw

>>36629755
>decrease in gun deaths.
but not a decrease in the murder rate, murders are still carried out just with difference means. nobody is actually safer.

>>36628933
someone call NASA, my sides have become satellites

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>>36628819
This one?

>>36629660

And that's why a lot of these special snowflakes really, really hate gay people. Because gays and lesbians are not 'supportive' enough of their insanity. The gays have too much 'privilege' in their opinion. It boggles the mind.

>>36629405

>those women ARE bulky

kek what?

>>36629777
A decrease in gun deaths is a decrease in gun deaths. It's also a decrease in mass shootings.

>>36629777
Trips of truth. How do people not get that violence is caused by violent people and not guns or assault spoons or whatever?

>>36629765
ouch

>>36629813
>A decrease in gun deaths is a decrease in gun deaths


but

the murder rate

stays the same

do you understand? according to the actual numbers, a gun restriction does not lower the murder rate.

just as many people are murdered

nobody is any safer

not a single life is saved

but an entire industry, hobby, and multiple sports are destroyed

>>36629835

Because you are twisting their words.

Are you saying people in America are just more violent than people in Europe and Japan? Because that's the only way to explain the insane gun death rate and gun murder rate by your logic. Should we just kill all Americans because they are clearly more dangerous, violent people?

>>36629813
>>36629854
Just stop. You won't convince anyone by posting on the fitness board of fucking 4chan.

>>36629854
>a gun restriction does not lower the murder rate.

Every single country with a gun restriction has a lower murder rate than America does. You are talking out of your ass.

>>36629835
because in Australia they banned guns and the murder rate went down by 0.01 the next year after 60-80% of guns were destroyed

sure it went up by 0.03 the year after, but 8 years after the gun ban the murder rate went down, and that proves everything about guns being evil!

Now we are going to cure breast cancer using gungrabber logic

Vaccinations need to be banned. because if there were no vaccinations, less people would die of cancer breast. They would die of other things earlier yes but numbers of people dying of breast cancer would go down. and less people dying of breast cancer is less people dying of breast cancer. what are you, pro cancer?

>>36629732
>we've created a fire so big that spraying water on it won't help, we should just spray more gasoline on it

>>36629901
>lose argument when presented with facts
>"j-just stop, it doesn't matter anyway!!"

>>36628489
What were his comments?!

I need part 2

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>>36629913
>less people would die of cancer breast

>>36629529
It was smade with EBOLA instead of Guns originally IIRC

>>36629913
>the murder rate went down by 0.01 the next year
What did he mean by this?

>>36629936
I'm not even involved in the argument. But be sure to make a thread to let everyone know as soon as you manage to change someone's view on /fit/ that guns are good/bad/whatever position you are taking. Hopefully I'll see the thread and realize I was wrong about /fit/ being a place to exchange and change views on high profile issues.

>>36629905
>very single country with a gun restriction has a lower murder rate than America does
Like the Central African Republic?

1% of the population has firearm access, and they have a murder rate of 13.6

compared to the US's 3.8 murder rate where statistically 100% of people have access to firearms

or Ethiopia, a murder rate of 8.1 but only 0.4% of the population has access to firearms


Haiti, 10.2 murder rate, 0.6% of the population has access to firearms


Gambia, 0.8% of the population has firearm access, murder rate of 9.6

>You are talking out of your ass.
no, you

>>36629905

Europe and Australia also happen to have much lower numbers of a certain type of person as well. (Not rednecks)

>>36629982
murder rate is measured by murders per 100,000 people

means that in Australia about 2 less people were murdered one year, and they called that a success.

>>36629990
>Central African Republic
Ignore all those other countries- Look at this war torn country! Look at how a gun ban hasn't stopped people dying! Look how right I am!
Oh would you fuck off.

>>36629990
Yeah keep comparing yourself to 3rd World shit countries that are barely 20 years out of a Civil war

Finally you are self aware, murrica

>>36630000

let's play a game

take the american murder rate and subtract the blacks

murder rate of 3.8

minus the black murders

1.9

adjust for population difference of removing blacks
1.9x1.123 = 2.1337
America would ahve a 2.1 murder rate without blacks

that's lower than Norway, which also has the 10th highest rate of gun ownership in the world

>>36630054
Clearly we need to ban niggers.

>>36630054
You didn't take out the steezers either.

When you look at pretty much anything that makes America "lol 3rd world" compared to Europe or Australia, it goes away when you only count whites.

>>36629990
The whole 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people' thing falls apart when it's primarily teenage boys with hormone imbalances going on shooting sprees
I wish I lived in a world where i could carry and protect my family safely, with a gun, but how does the right to bear arms help when your kid is getting shot in a fucking classroom

>>36627666

fat person here.

please keep doing this. Fat people are usually shitty people

>>36630035
>>36630024
>this racism

gun grabbers confirmed for racists

>"very single country"
>except these countries, they are "third world"

Is there a list of countries that "count"? let me guess, they are all European inhabited countries that are majority white.

there are over 200 countries, and i bet the majority of them won't count according to you.

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>>36629731
This makes the post even more insulting. She clearly has a good mind, but it's been calibrated toward bad things. If she got her mind and body right, she could be doing good things for the human race instead of working directly toward its demise.

>>36630090
>The whole 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people' thing falls apart when it's primarily teenage boys with hormone imbalances going on shooting sprees

http://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting

every single one on the first page is a black adult, the one at the bottom, the worst mass shooting on that page, was a 38 year old man. not a teenager

the whole "guns kill people" falls apart when they stop talking about gun deaths and talk about murders overall

>>36628764

anyone else think his mom was a child and a nurse

I work with a delusional fatty that I've had the misfortune of knowing since high school, but thankfully avoided being friends with her. Here's a list of the delusional shit that has shewed from the black hole she calls a mouth.
>I was only 110 in high school. I just got fat after I had my kid.
Bitch, I knew you in high school and we live in a small town, you've never been under 200.
> I speak five languages
Just because you know a couple of words does not mean you speak the language
> Someone messed with my bank account, but I back hacked them and gave them a virus
You don't own a computer and have problems using your smart phone
> Bossu says they're going to start scheduling me as a cook any day now
Bullshit, the only reason the bitch hasn't been fired yet is that we're understaffed
> I'm only fat because of my thyroid/genetics
You fat because you suck down two mountain dews in a 4 hour shift and not only eat dinner at work, but then again when you get home and this is just the tip of the ice berg on her delusions

>>36629874

do you know what niggers are?

>>36630129
>>I was only 110 in high school. I just got fat after I had my kid.
>Bitch, I knew you in high school and we live in a small town, you've never been under 200.
she meant killograms

>>36630123
I doubt she was both at the same time, but it's reasonable to expect that before becoming a nurse, his mom had been a child, yes.

>>36628664
Not everybody is a NEAT without anything going on in the day.

>>36629731
She's alright, I would have more respect for her writing if she wasn't glorifying her own writing abilities (and wasn't a delusional manatee tumblirina)

>>36629731
>>36630119
I guess you don't read much.

>>36630158
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEET

>ftfy

>>36630104
How about score least average on income and corruption index, and not suffer from endemic poverty, violence, and lack of law enforcement

>>36630164
Ok, I'll bite. What was objectively bad about her post? Sure, she took some creative license in using free prose, but it seemed to have decent proofreading and conveyed its message well.

>>36630209
get ready bro. you are about to be responded to by the next William Faulkner

>>36630209
>free prose
Fuck you talking about? There was nothing particularly impressive about her writing, unless good just means not shit in your eyes. Just normal university student writing.

>>36630222
This dichotomous approach is absurd as I don't claim to be a great writer myself. I am just pointing out the fact that her writing isn't particularly impressive. It is just straightforward and matter of fact. Not bad, but not good.

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>>36629088
>3rd picture

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>>36630222
Trips confirms.
>>36630232
It was better than the majority of what people are willing to litter the internet with. All I was saying is that there is a proportionality to "how articulate a fatty is" and "how disappointed I am that its powers are used for evil".

>>36630090
You realize that said teenage boys were on poorly understood mind-altering drugs right?

>>36630249
Right, I am agreeing with you, and was being sarcastic. I was saying the contrary responses you receive are going to be from armchair master novelist.

>>36628659
Kek it's the same thing all the 4chan fedoras do when they realize a girl won't fuck them

>>36628638
The thing is that fat fucks don't even wash themselves, much less brush their teeth

>>36629788
Looks like it. Good on you anon.

>>36627705
Redditors do

>>36627929
I agree with her second point
Stuck up former fatties should kyt

>>36627886
But that's exactly how privileges works, since when the word privilege = bad/wrong? Thats just pure envy/jealousy

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>>36630191
>make a statement
"Every single country with a gun restriction has a lower murder rate than America does."
>get blown the fuck out when completely disproved
>try and add multiple highly complex cross referenced data to your requirements
>gives vague requirements that require me to cross analyze multiple data-sets

yeah nah, you were wrong as fuck bruv, and i have a workout tomorrow morning so have to go to bed an hour ago

Prove a connection between gun ownership levels and the homicide rate, don't try and claim gun deaths as the same thing as the overall homicide rate. if suzy is killed by chad with a gun or a bat it makes no difference.

>>36630512
I don't like ellen. something about her rubs me the wrong way, but I think all talk show hosts are horribly disingenuous.

>>36627705
I do. It's a constant reminder that I have a group of enemies.

>>36629088
They all have too big boobs and I can't even see their asses.

Tsk.

>>36628664
>>36628624
It does kinda kill the humor aspect of it and make it more of a rage thread kinda thing

>>36628638
Brushing your teeth only takes 5 minutes

As a fat grill, these threads are awesome. Saw this before I did my exercise this morning.

>>36630651
There were a bunch of stories from a /fit/ grill and the fat people she hung out with and tormented that you might be interested in.

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>>36630191
Here in Europe we restricted guns as we went more peaceful.Gun death is meaningless. A gun is just a mean
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate#By_country
The US holds a border with one of the most violent country in the world. It has a racial minority that is insanely represented in their crime statistics. If anything ,the US has a violence problem ,not a gun one.

>>36630670
I would definitely be interested. Self-hate is one of my biggest motivators.

>>36630693
Maybe some kind anon will post them because I sure dont have them.

>>36630710
I can always browse fatpeoplehate on voat. I know they don't like lurking fatties, but I use it to give me the motivation to eat right and exercise. Seeing all the beetus feet and fat logic....~shudders~ It's gross.

>>36630512
most of those people aren't fat, they're just old. Old sag is not the same as fat sag. Plus it's basically just that one front row of fat people

>>36630651
Go die bitch

>>36628489
Geeze, it seems like she used to be a normal decent human being before her SJW friend convinced her to give up on herself and the world and start hating everything.

>>36630524
>if suzy is killed by chad with a gun or a bat it makes no difference
Yes it does. When murder is a matter of impulse then convenience is a huge determining factor. Premeditated singular murders aren't especially affected by gun access, crimes of passion and premeditated mass or series killings however are almost entirely contingent on it. Unless you're suggesting every gun crime happens to be commited by someone who also has the mental and physical capacities to strangle stab or bludgeon someone to death and that their preference towards guns is just part of some unrelated need to spend extra money in the process of murder.

>>36630763
No thanks.

>>36629088
>too beta to leave
Or he's just waiting for the bitch to die so he doesn't have to lose half his shit

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>>36630512
I wonder how weird it feels for the husbands to take their wives to these predominately female talk shows

>>36630090

Bombs exist

You can make them with shit from the hardware store

Mass shhotings are a statistically negligable event. And could be prevented or at least partly mitigated with more armed guards or teachers (and students, at college) with CC.

But even if all guns were gone forever you aren't safe. Be glad more crazy folks go the way of james holmes than timothy mcveigh

>>36628489
This is satire right? That guy is an asshole just fit existing and not liking her? No way people can be this self centered.

>>36627853
>active one week ago
Yeah right.

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>>36630651
Keep up the effort, famalam. You'd be surprised how far conviction can drive you once you read these threads.

YUM YUM
CHEESY POTATOES

>>36630861
Just gonna chime in and say the problem is probably more down to the people than the guns.
We have guns at home and I dont think there has ever been a school shooting in our country.

>>36630909
Thanks, I will. I'm just fucking tired of being sick all the time.

>>36630793

You overestimate both the frequency of crimes of passion and the lethality of gunshot wounds. Most murder is gang violence, and most gunshots don't even do perminant damage

>>36629901
>>36629854
There's one irreconcilable difference between pro-skub people and anti-skub people that usually never gets brought up. It all comes down to collectivism vs. individualism. Even if banning all guns would legitimately decrease violence overall (and I'm not agreeing it would, I still don't believe that at all. I'm just positing for the sake of argument) I would still be strongly against it and I'm pretty sure the other pro-gun people here would be too. For my own personal safety and the safety of the people I love, it is still better to have guns. Police don't often stop violent criminals in the act, they find them after they've already done it hoping to prevent future acts. I much prefer being responsible for my own safety than needing to rely on others.

>>36630535
she's a lesbian

>>36631021
why would I give a shit?

>>36630691
That correlation coefficient on the homicide graph is basically 0.

>>36631041
that could explain why she rubs you the wrong way.

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>>36628764

>>36629088

That was a troll account thankfully.

>>36631056
i can't tell if you're making a pun or not, but I couldn't care less where a person puts their genitals in their downtime.

>>36629178

Well I have bad news. You marry 3 then she turns into 4, then 5, then 6. Then if you want off this ride you give her half your shit and pay her thousands a month to sit on her ass and get even fatter.

>>36629732

>and also the American borders are constantly flooded with unlawful firearms so a gun ban wound't actually reduce the amount of criminals with access to firearms by any significant amount.

The only real unlawful firearms crossing the American border are leaving America and being exported to other countries with stricter gun laws. So what are you even talking about?

This obese grill is really into me and it sucks cause she has a nice personality and face so if she weren't a hamplanet I'd probably be into her too. She can't take a hint though. What do /fit/?

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>>36628764

F

>>36627784
pretty sure she means "pic is taken pre breakfast" not that she eats that pre breakfast

I dared a chick that was 2 inches taller than me and 315 lbs. Am I high test?

>>36631310

Tell her straight up

>>36631335
No you are a huge faggot

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>>36628764
That's actually sad

F

>>36631370
Meat is for men bones are for dogs ;)

>>36631390

Fat isn't meat, it's fat

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>>36631390

>>36628515
>>36628579
>>36628589
kek

>>36631390
Meat is muscle not fat you cuck

>>36627839
kekekekk

>>36627839
>unrealistic maximum weight
how delusional are these hamplanets?
>i left in tears
oh so they're also one of those "easily triggered" pusscakes too.

God i hope heart disease wipes them all out soon.

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>>36627784
that probably will be pre-breakfast before another 2000kcal breakfast

>>36630535
same, she's kind of an asshole, dude. to me its the way she asks a guest a question, and before they can get half way through a sentence she goes "YEAH, YEAH. YEP, GOT IT. OKAY SO WE'RE GIVING YOU ALL FREE GIFT CARDS"

she has no charm or something, I don't know.

>>36627929
>people who lost weight have left their fat brethren behind
I like how she is trying to create some kind of shitty kinship out of being unhealthy. like what the actual fuck?

dude i hope we become a less tech or machine orientated society. if all these fatties didn't have the luxury of sitting around eating shit all day and they had to do actual physical labor they'd change their tune ASAP. no one looks good fat, no one is ever entirely happy (nor should they be entirely happy) because they're fat. Not saying you can't enjoy your life and be fat, but you can enjoy it even more if you're fucking healthy!

>>36628589
>same as the others
>250 to 190
>had a burger the other day for the first time in a while
>unholy amount of shit later that day and into the following morning

once you start eating healthy, i don't think your body can ever go back to being conditioned to eating shit.

>>36629660
>Best friend is a /fit/ lesbian
>Surfs /fit/, works out, generally hates on SJW's as much as I do
>Laments the fact that most of her dating pool is fat fucking tumblerinas

Its actually pretty funny though. Whenever we end up hanging out with SJWs, they usually end up hating me and mine except for her. They fucking love her because she is an oppressed gay female, not realizing she is making fun of them just as hard, if not harder than us, right to their faces.

>>36631797
any tales?

>>36631844
None that are super interesting that I can think of. Standard cookie cutter white 20 something liberals will talk more about "transX" and gay rights and feminism in her presence, thinking she will be impressed.

She refers to the men as "beta wastes of testosterone." The women she just finds embarrassing.

>>36630820
It's an order not a request

That feel when bulking and barely gaining any fat. How do these delusional fatsoes succeed?

>>36631907
I don't take orders from strangers off of the internet.

>>36631943
that's probably a good move.

>>36630535
I don't like Ellen either. There is something about her that doesn't sit right with me and it isn't that she is a lesbian.

>>36631943
I'm not a stranger, I'm your dad

>>36632131
My father knows how to cuckbook, that's about it. Try again.

>>36629405
is she blind from diabetes? bottom chicks aren't even bulky. lawl

>>36630512
Ellen Degenerate

>>36628638
Im a dentist and fucking hate hate hate brushing my teeth lol

>>36631283
I am gonna agree with this guy on this one.

...mostly ones sold by our own government to drug cartels or terrori-cough-i mean resistance fighters

>>36628933
Wouldn't talking about diet, gym, and other things you are doing to better enjoy your own body be positive body talk?

>>36627909
I don't get how these people can be married. I'm a 5'4" grill that weighs 122 and can't even get a date.

>>36633121
London?

>>36629088
>>36627909
>>36633121
I'm pretty sure the desiree m liebowitz account is a troll, especially after reading it's blog where she supposedly constantly cheats on and abuses her husband in the name of feminism.

>>36632718
I'm a dentist too and same. Actually I have a candy drawer at work. I need the sugar for my brain and stuff.

Some OC
>Go to get a bunch of work done on my car at the dealership yesterday
>Fucking starving, decide to walk down the road to Subway since its the only "food" within 3miles
>Get there, get a 6in Rotissere Chicken sub
>Ends up being BY FAR the best thing I ever at at Subway
>Anyway, Fat as Fuck Mom and Pretty fucking fat son come in
>Mom orders a deluxe footlong philly cheesesteak with bacon
>Kid wants a turkey sub
>Blah blah blah, mom just gets mayo and ketchup on hers
>Son wants spinach on his
>She tells him no "so mommy can eat some of it"
>They sit down
>Mom eats her sub, a portion of her sons, and 4 cookies

Less fat person/more What the fuck??
>Thin lady and her kids come in
>Order 10 fucking footlong subs
>2 for her kids for breakfast
>4 for her whole family for lunch
>4 for her whole family for dinner
>Every one made differently
>She makes it a point to announce "Thats (Family Members's) Dinner Sub
>Line ends up out the fucking door cause its lunch rush
>Doesnt tip or even say thank you

Like I get if your going to be busy working on your house or something, but just order some fucking pizzas

>>36629660
oh thank god, I was beginning to worry

>>36628489
>He didn't find me attractive, that means he is fat phobic and a bad person.
>I have a great personality; I do and say shitty things all the time, but I'm great!

>>36629405
That made my day

>>36629905
This has no basis in reality. America has one of the lowest murder rates in existence. EVERY african country, EVERY hispaniard country, several yuropooristanian countries, and most of asia have higher murder rates. And EVERY yuropooristanian country with a higher murder rate has completely outlawed firearms. The UK is the murder capitol of the west.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEgatICWrvY

>>36631797
I'm a lesbian, but I'm a man, so people tell me I can't be a lesbian.

But I want to be the little girl

>>36631797
>>36633729
whoops forgot the point.

My dating pool is nearly none existent, because lesbians aren't physically attracted to me.

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Anyone have the greentext about how Anon's fat co-worker stole another girl's "diet pills" and they were Accutane?

>>36631903
She sounds like a top tier bro

>>36633906
this

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>>36630286

>contemplate suicide by air marshal

>>36633906
awh I wish I saved that

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>>36630286
i know that picture!

>>36633906

>They turned out to be Accutane

Top kek.

>>36630691
> using the Pearson r correlation coefficient for a non-quantitative variable.

yeah, graph discarded.

>>36627886
fucking kek, how stupid could a person be?

>>36627705

They're getting TOO outrageous now. It's not funny anymore now that there's absolutely no way that it's real.

>>36630691
Pearson R instead of one-way ANOVA table, no standard deviations or a priori contrasts, your graphs are a joke.

>>36629088
1. eh
2. bretty gud
3. THICC
4. meh
5. kill it
6. kill me

>>36629405
This is stupid. She was never bashing them, and she is correct. Cardio will not lead to muscle gain. She just got bashed hardcore for just being fat, and that is wrong. Never said anything out of line. Hatred breeds hatred homies.

>>36629835

>assault spoons
I see what you did there. You deserve a gold fucking star.

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something

>>36627886
actually she (?) is right
you dont earn privileges, they're given to you
and if you earn being thin, its not a fucking privilege, its something you worked for
fat, on the other hand, is a privilege. you dont have to work to be a fat ass.

>>36634643
kekd

>>36634812
I got temporally banned for that one

>>36633121
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>>36635059
I never get tired of this one.

>>36629196
This whole cartoon if dumb, if you want to kill yourself with sugar and diabetes that's your own problem. Getting killed by violence / guns is not that persons own fault nor can they prevent that

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>>36627666
Hahaha, the cartoon of her chest is clean,

This is how a obese person chest really looks like.

>>36628701
OH SNAP!

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>>36635735
Man, human insides are supposed to be red, not look like the central ingredients of a cheeseburger.

>>36635735
Jesus Christ, is that a real autopsy?

>>36628701
>>36628664
Didn't mean to put a name oops

>>36636063
You must be new to 4chan my child. Leave before its too late for you

>>36636316
>>36628701
>>36628664
samefagging this hard

Does anyone here live in Minnesota? I swear everyone here is in shape, I love it.
I mean I did move from Maryland where 99% of people are fat fucks but jesus christ this is the promised land.

>>36636331
:^(

>>36628933
>like a Greek statue, or rain man

golden

>>36629788
noice

>>36629901
>"Stop I can't take it anymore!"

>>36636510
Nigger this is a thread about fat people. Do you also post this shit in /k/? Go to fucking /pol/ or some shit.

Admins please ban this faggot for not posting related content.

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Even limiting myself to visiting FPH only once a week, 99% of material is still a repost.

Makes me wonder if there's really that many bad fat people in the world after all if out of SEVEN BILLION PEOPLE no new content in produced in fucking months.

>>36627666
Been a while? Theres one every hour.

>>36636336
I'm from maryland too and I still live here
It's horrible everyone is overweight

>>36637488
If you live in the civilized part (i.e. howard or montgomery county) it shouldn't be too bad. Where are you in maryland?

>>36629933
>spraying water on a gasoline fire

>>36635735
Whats funny is that if that was a normal human being i would be shocked and possibly disgusted. But its some fat slab that i hardly see as human.

>>36637376
Eh. Most fat people are just people. Had one come into the store the other day. Was sporting a pretty nice mustache for a woman.

In other news I had a girl pretend to be skinny off this dating site. (Pof) I always make them send body pictures before any possible meet up is planned. I was pretty polite about not being interested. She decided to post my picture, phone number, and name all over Facebook and some feminist website. My phone blew up for a day or so. Half of them negative. The other half saying "that fat bitch shouldn't have done that, I don't blame you." Fatties gonna fat.

>>36631322
Read the hashtags man, fattening. Maybe she's one of those gross chicks that gets fat and rubs her gunt on webcam

>>36627909
Is this that wierd woman who's standing on the bus in her underwear with beautiful written everywhere on her body, making everyone uncomfortable?

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>>36631390

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>>36628764
rip

>>36629660
This, I'm a major faggot, and I FUCKING HATE these people. One time among a group of friends I had the audacity to say I like rough sex and being called a faggot. And, this bitch that wasn't even part of our conversation hears me, and just loses it, and scolds me for saying an "oppressive" word.

>>36631390

I agree, but what kind of guy wants a steak made of fat? A disgusting trog, that's who.

lel

>>36637968
Straight fag here with lots of faggot friends. I can say the crudest shit to my gay friends and they laugh and genuinely seem entertained. I say "thats gay" around my straight middle to upper class white friends and I am Satan incarnate. I drop the friends who dont let it go. Im an ass, but I am really all about to each their own. You do yours and I do mine.

>>36633693

This is simply not true and I have no idea where you got it from

>>36629731
No, she isn't. You must not read.
>>36628489
Literally a female neckbeard post. If you reversed the genders this would come straight out of /r9k/ by some turbo-virgin neckbearded hambeast.

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>>36638155

>>36634643
That one is actually sad. Old people are the only group of people that have legitimate reasons for being overweight; joint damage, low metabolism, less ability to gain muscle, so more calories taken in become fat.

>>36627929
So I browse fit during sets and after reading this I hit a benchpress Pr thanks family

>>36634163

Found the fatty.

>>36629405
I know youre not here but did she respond or just block you and call you an asshole.

Also I dont think she was hating on anyone I think you were just looking for a reason to shit on her (good job btw wish I had your balls)

Anybody else love the subtle triggering of Hamplanets in the grocery when you walk past them with a basket full of healthy food?

>>36637869
Most fat people are just people. Yeah they're not motivated and don't try very hard but that's normal really. Regular fat people can be perfectly pleasant to be around. Its the super oversize 600lb wat creatures that aren't even human-sized or shaped anymore and the HAES/fat acceptance people that are so terrible.

>>36638396
It's their nature, people tend to envy what they don't have (more if it involves food or being fit).

>>36638396
I never noticed. I thought only the internet HAES SJWs were like that.

>>36638604
As outrageous as the internet is, its all based on truth. The net is exaggerated, its rarely fiction, just fictitious.

>>36638604
It's quite common actually, it triggers them more if you do your shopping while using gym clothes.

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>>36628489

>I want him
>He doesn't want me
>Therefore, he's a terrible person

This is like one of those MRA postings, but genderswapped.

If she's an SJW, then I guess the horseshoe theory was right all along.

>>36628872
ACTUALLY KEK'D

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>>36628933

>>36635059
>SHES DEAD JIM
Every time.

>>36629405
Ahahaha. You, I like you based anon

>>36629745
No, I actually want to catch a snorlax.

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>>36629405
FATTIES BTFO

>>36633594
>>Doesnt tip
Who fucking tips at Subway? That's like tipping at Mcdonalds.

>>36639052
I always count myself lucky that I live in a country where people selling me food get proper wages and don't expect me to give them a tip after every meal.

>>36639078
You think the girl who scans your produce at the grocery store deserves the same pay as the girl who waits on you had and foot for an hour or more?

>>36639078
must be nice living in the developed world

>>36639052
If some bitch orders ten fucking subs at once and doesn't call in advance then she should have the common decency to fucking tip

>>36639108
I dont expect people to do more than tell the cooks what I ordered and bring me my food if I am at a restaurant.

The point is they are both paid well enough that they don't rely on tips to survive.

>>36639111
Be nicer if I could get myself a fucking job at one of those places.

>>36630524
>correlation is the same as causation
>muh guns

americlaps will defend this

>>36628456
Many people hate them, yes. They just make everything more complicated, more 'special snowflake'. I'm all for equality, but it has gotten ridiculous.

>>36639234
>americlaps

>>36639234
>>36639313
>will

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>>36628933

>>36639234
>>36639295
>>36639313
>>36639326
>auto

>>36638569

True. I have some fat friends and I think they are delusional about their weight gain, and I wouldn't want to spend my youth like that, but they are not bad people. Far from it.

>>36637599
EDGY
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>>36638190

I think they mean the super mega-obese that need special rooms and beds, not just regular old people who happen to be fat now. At least in the nursing homes around here overweight patients are no problem.

Sometimes I wish I had fat people stories.
Closest I got is from my dad. Hes a paramedic and he told me whenever they get called to some massive fat person they call the fire brigade. When I asked him why he said because they come with more people to help lift the fatties.

>>36633693
>America has one of the lowest murder rates in existence

I'm not involved in this discussion, I just came here to laugh at your delusion. You're the shittiest, most murderous first-world country in the world m8, except for maybe Britbongland.

>>36638190
How long do I have to wait before my excuses for being fat are legit?

>>36633255
You'd think so. But this is so common in the SJW community that it could easily be real.

>>36639234
You don't see the irony in your post?

>>36628764
A similar thing happened to a kid who died at my school. His grandma wouldn't let him get surgery after he got so crazy fat. He died. Poor kid went out of his misery. He smelled like shit all the time.

>>36629905
>comparing nigger crime rates with whites

WEW

You ignore the ~40 million blacks in the US and the majority of homicides they commit (13% of pop, >50% of homicides)

Whites in the US have the same crime rates as Switzerland, Norway etc

Whats Estonia look like? Compare that with any majority black neighborhood.

"But muh poverty"

compare that with any RICH black neighborhood.

Fucking idiot. Shut the fuck up.

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>>36636063
Here is another autopsy picture.

Well this one is for removing fat so she can fit in a coffin, she was to fat to fit in the one her family bought for her so they had to cut some fat off.

>>36629788
Kek

>>36630861
Mass shootings could also be prevented if there were no guns, but keep sucking your own dick, you seem to be having fun.

>>36630923
You understand that having guns makes it easier to kill somebody right? Yes there is a problem with the violent culture in the US but guns facilitate it.

>>36632781
Most of them are not sold by the government but by gun shops. Don't blame the government on this one, blame the rednecks and their "muh fredums"

>>36639814
Just saying anon, lots of countries have guns. Not many have as much school shooting.

>>36639234
>data comprehension: 0%

>>36633693
>complains that their problem is the niggers, compares his murder rate with the niggers so people can see 'Murica is not so bad.

Lol fucking rednecks.

>>36627705
>be me
>see a fat person

/fit/, what's the deal with fat people?

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>>36636063
Well hallo thar newfreind, welcome to a very special place. <3

>>36639613

>post mortem liposuction

>>36627666
bump