>tfw no matter how much you lift you'll never experience

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>>36527310
I don't know that feel.

I'm currently in the process of lifting parts in order to build a time machine.

>>36527344
routine?

>>36527310

>he thinks he has to be a teenager to fuck a teenager

lol

>>36527310
Teenage love was kind of shitty. It's two retards with no idea what they're doing fumbling around stupidly.

>>36527375

This, it was not as good as people like to think

>>36527310
Implying you can't fuck teens at any age

I turn 19 in a few months. What should I do to get puss?

>>36527352
>He thinks fucking a teenager equals teenage love

lol

>>36527343
VH/VH WRE is easier than H/H WRE

>>36527397
You can still be in love with a teenager. I don't see what's inherently good abourt you also being a teenager other than having a shitter personality than you do now.

I experienced teenage love.

You autists did not miss out on much.

Seriously I don't get why you guys are so obsessed with it.

>>36527397

who fucking cares about how old you are if the other person is a teen you retard

how is that even relevant

>>36527375
How is that worse than stumbling and fumbling as a 23-year-old because you lack the experience most gain as a teenager?

>>36527408
>you lack the experience
So? Why not just gather experience?

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>>36527402

Because we never had it and never will.

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>>36527411
He's just saying it's a benefit to have. You seem pretty defensive about it all. Why is that?

>>36527310
I did experience it so I'm good familia. Lost virginity at 16 to a girl who was also a virgin and was with her for a few years.

>>36527425
Defensive? I am just telling him he can gather experience if he wants to.
Why do you need teenage love to have experience? Most of my experience I gathered after my 18th birthday.

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>tfw pissed away my teenage years by sitting inside playing video games
Not surprised I'm a virgin with no friends

>>36527310
I dont really need teenage love
Its because i never experienced teenage love i started lifting in the first place

>>36527439

fucking normal fags just listen you fuck.
Being a teenager in love with a girl and both of you losing your virginity together seems like a nice thing unfortunately not all of us experienced that and many of us will fumble around at 23 years old not knowing what to do with some random slut.

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Teenage love in a nutshell:

>teaching some 15 year old girl how to suck dick without teething your cock
>premature ejaculation, even with a condom on
>"VIRGIN PUSSY IS THE BEST, SO TIGHT" lolno, shit's bloody and her being in pain ruins the mood
>thinking you love some girl that doesn't even know who she is yet
>taking a dumb high school relationship too seriously when you could be bonding with your friends or playing a sport
>quietly having sex in your room while your entire family is downstairs
>asking your parents for a ride to the mall so you can finger some slut in the Panda Express bathroom
>having to deal with some slut's constant hormonal moon swings when you'd rather be playing video games

That's teenage love. It fucking sucked. I wish I could take most of it back and spend time lifting and programming instead. I completely wasted my teenage years and seeing /fit/, /pol/, and /r9k/ bitch about never experiencing it somehow bothers me.

The only good thing I took out of teenage love was learning how to eat/finger bang pussy, which I hate doing despite being good at.

>>36527467
Teenage love is actually shitty sex, so why would anyone really miss that? lol
I'd rather have my good sluts, makes more fun.

>>36527408
Because a stumbling fumbling 23 year old has their hormones under control and has a little more life experience. You'll likely never be as retarded as you were during your hormonal teen years.

>>36527476

you fail to grasp the basic concept here

>why would anyone really miss that?

We never had it anyway you are aware your posting on 4 chan right? that this place is filled with lonely virgin men fast approaching wizard hood?

>>36527408
>tfw didnt achieve the social development milestones as a teenager

>>36527471

Hahahah I still remember getting my first blowjob in high school. I was sitting there thinking it was going to be the most amazing thing ever.

She was so bad at it that I just told her to stop after a few minutes haha

Meh. That's just life for you sometimes.

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>>36527487
>We never had it anyway
>miss something you've never had
>you are aware your posting on 4 chan right? that this place is filled with lonely virgin men fast approaching wizard hood?
>2016
>still believing that
Okay, I call troll.
Nice try though :^)

>>36527494
I remembering thinking I hated blowjobs when I was a teenager. I thought it was my fault, like somehow my dick wasn't built for blowjobs.

Until I got to college and some whore at a party gave a BJ and made me bust in under a minute.

>no matter how much you lift you'll never experience the golden years of [your favorite vidya]
Who the fuck cares about teenage love when this is a thing?

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>>36527483
>tfw you'll never experience the rush of chemicals from having sex with your high school crush whilst having the outrageous hormones of a teen.

>>36527401
>>36527407
>what is teenage optimism
>what is youth
>what is the naivety of believing you will live forever
Losing the teenage phase can be compensated by fucking children.

>>36527510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKJSC_mteIg

>>36527471
You got unlucky bro. It was great for me.

>long make out sessions
Spent hours just lying on her bed making out and getting lost in each other
>endless blowjobs
She was good at them too, and she swallowed right from the start.
>great sex
Once her cherry was popped she loved it
>goofy talk about growing old and having kids together
I felt we were too young but it was nice to hear. She fucking loved me to bits.
>she was high test as fuck
Dark hair, olive skin, pretty face, DD tits and thick like a bowl of porridge. Was great.

Only reason it didn't work out was cause we went to Uni and drifted a bit. But that's life. It was magic while it lasted. We were young, I loved her and she loved me and it was amazing. Wouldn't change those couple of years for anything.

>>36527310
> no matter how much you lift you will never experience vanilla wow again

>>36527569
Vanilla was the shittiest.

>>36527577
Why do I keep seeing this meme?

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>>36527577

>>36527565
>getting lost in each other
>in each other

>>36527599
I don't play WoW but is that screenshot from 2016?

It looks like a PS1 game.

>>36527619
its vanilla you absulot retard, 2004

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I lost virginity at 14 or 15.

I wasn't dating her, she was the class bicycle and she threw around the word love like it was fucking protein powder.

Literally the next day we were sitting in the cafeteria with my bros, she walked over, sat next to me, put her hand RIGHT in my crotch, gave it a squeeze and left me a note that said the word 'love' 26 times.

Just didn't talk to her after that, she never even tried to reconnect.

I mean, it was okay, but that mad me so disillusioned with sex. Like, it went on for 30 minutes, felt great and all, and I can still remember the clock reading 11:30 while I came.

It just didn't connect with me, spent the next 5 years building a group of friends and having a great fucking time.

I still get triggered when I hear the word "love" anywhere, TV, strangers on the street, what have you. It seems too strong for most relationships, that's just me tho.

>>36527619
It's from vanilla fampai, like, 2006 or some shit, bruh.

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>>36527654
Its not from 2004 or 2006 its taken like few weeks ago on nostalrius

>>36527767

You fucking dense idiot.

>>36527767
>>36527599
Fuck me this hurts my feels so fucking much. Like remember when you all gathered up at some place and then mounted up 40 people to the instance? That was fucking awesome. Now, what do we have? Fucking 5man raids in every single fucking MMORPG with shitty UI.

Now all we got is stupid fucking UI with subpar reality animation

God I want to be 14 again and raid BWL

>>36527767
Ah! Good to know what place is still live.

I never really enjoyed vanilla, WoLK was my goat, got a whole guild, buncha friends, had fun breaking through the citadel. My dad and brother both played with me. Good times.

>>36527646
poetic

>>36527310

>implying love is a real thing at any age

hormones are nothing but a chemical jew

>>36527471

I remember it quite differently. And half of those weren't an issue because I wasn't a loser without a car or his own place at 18.

The times we spent at her place where her little sister could and did walk in on us once were more fun. Not annoying.

It's like playing hardmode, fucking a 16 year old at her parents place with her father 2 floors down.

I miss those days. Everything is more fun when it's not allowed.

Which is why I don't drink much anymore either.

>>36527646
I thought I loved some grill when I was a teenager. Was pretty embarrassing looking back, definitely wasn't worth the oneitis, she wasn't even that hot.
But taught me the value of the word I guess, that throwing it around carelessly makes the concept pointless.
And there's plenty of retards far older than teenagers still doing just that. I didn't bother saying it to my gf until was like 9 months in (and still not totally sure it's accurate)

Maybe we've just got love on a pedestal

>>36527619
muh graphick muh graphic

ogaboga ogaboga

>>36527841
kek

what are we if not a mix of hormones water and muscles

>>36527310
thank God. Teenagers are horrible creatures and shouldn't even be considered people. I fucking hated being a teenager or being surrounded by them.
Childhood and Adulthood are what really matters.

>>36527819
Not sure what that means, but yea. I feel I gained more with friends who are prepared to be with me a lifetime than a girl I barely knew.

>>36527849
I'm with you man. Like, I'm a fattie, haven't been near a girl since then, but It was a great lesson to learn. Words need to retain some meaning, and love is a real strong one.

>>36527310

Done it, wouldn't recommend it. Adult relationships are so much better and the sex is better too.

>>36527878
It just read like some opening monologue to a post-modern movie.

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>>36527892
How did you know I was writing a screenplay about my life?

Fucking mindreaders.

>>36527915
I must be incredibly smart.

>>36527310
can't relate, been pretty normal as teenager, got weird later on when moved to another country and started working from home, now I just have no idea how to make friends, not even thinking about girlfriend

>>36527513
I never had 1 or 3. Idk what you're talking about

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>all these GODDAMN normies

I have never held hands with a girl

>>36527310
I had that, it was tough shit and I've grown through it and now I am invinicible, almightymighty and bored

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>>36528396
im with yyou breh
REEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee....eee....

>>36528385
Well, some people are born defect, anon. You should try to get a refund on your warranty.

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>>36528396
i have, but the day after we stayed together she cut contact with me and never wrote/spoke to me again. Fuck women

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>>36527310

Girls age 18-21 ARE fun to fuck, absolutely. 23+ is the only group tollerable to be around.

30+ do not get into a relationship with. Like single Moms there is a reason she is single and this age. The only reason you should EVER be with a woman in this age group is if you vetted her WHEN she was like 23-24, and she has stuck around and been loyal to you and washed your laundry and shit. Essentially you drove her off the lot at her peak Market value and she has EARNED her keep.

That said, holy shit, 16-21 girls are highly fuckable. Check the laws where you live before delving into anythign sub legal is a bad idea.

If you're a masculine, muscular tattoo biker bad boy with a mild criminal record, then you can still fuck these girls well into your 30's, even 40's.

It's not like fucking them when you were 16-21, no awkwardness, back when you weren't sure exactly what to do, didn't know how to take contol of her, didn't posses that dominant-alpha cred yet. Unless you did you natural you.

Anyhow, girl that age, if she respects you, which she will if you're a grizzled badass, You tell'em what you want, and she DOes it. You make HER seek your approval and your reward is her pussy wrapped tightly around your cock and she will be so fucking wet her cunt juice litterally dripps like froth down your nut sack.

>>36527392
Talk to women

>>36527310
Already did, its pretty overrated to be honest. The only part was fucking like rabbits but I'm still doing that into my late 20's

>>36527349
3x5 plutonium runoff
5x5 copper wiring
1xf gf

>>36527310
the funny thing is that only people who didn't experience it have this feel because the people who did experience it know it was overrated and not that special.

>>36527397
>lol he thinks

fuck off

>>36527310
>you'll never experience teenage love
In retrospect, now that I'm 51 years old, THANK ALL THE DEITIES AND POWERFUL SPIRITS OF THE UNIVERSE THAT I NEVER DID, my life as a teenager had enough problems without that fucking melodramatic shit!

Teenage love is great. Love after high school is almost all shit, especially after 20. Everything sucks after 20 when it comes to sex, at least for me. My confidence took a nose dive for some reason after about 16.

>>36530397
>he was a legend in his own mind at 16
>now he complains about reality
I got bad news for you: your teenage conquests laugh with their girlfriends about that scrawny guy they knew in highschool who was so terribly bad at sex.

>>36530397
Probably because as a teenager you were too horny to be self conscious. Same reason why kids are always starting a band or wearing dumb shit

>>36530427
>legend in his own mind
I don't know about that. The sexual stuff was a lot easier and more enjoyable than it is now.

>>36530432
I grew an insane self consciousness and ego almost over night. Now I just avoid sex.

>>36530364
Dad!?

I already did. It was awesome while it lasted, but when it was over it devastated me.

>>36530472
>The sexual stuff was a lot easier and more enjoyable than it is now.
That's because you had no idea what you were doing; ignorance is bliss.
Bet you $5 that you met up with one of the highschool girls you banged, they'd tell you you were terrible at it but they didn't want to hurt your feelings at the time. Saddest part is apparently you never improved over time.

>>36530484
Unless you got a DNA test that says otherwise, bugger off.

>>36530472
Yeah, it'll be a hormonal thing probably. Do steroids, you'll be fine

>>36530502
>you were horrible at it
What's up with you and being horrible at sex? What if I enjoyed it? Who gives a shit what they thought. I thought it was fun as hell and it happened a lot more often than now.

>>36530507
I just try not to think about it and work out instead.

>>36530472
>I grew an insane self consciousness and ego almost over night. Now I just avoid sex.
No, you just finally realized how terrible you are at it.

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>>36527599
>lifting 2.5 years
>close to making it
>getting grills for 1st time in life
>realise that I actually preferred sitting alone in my room playing wow

>>36530531
>What's up with you and being horrible at sex? What if I enjoyed it? Who gives a shit what they thought.
Confirmed for inconsiderate asshole, possibly abusive to women.
Guys like you should stay away from women and just pay whores instead.

>>36530533
Terrible at what? You mean picking girls up? I think I became less attractive like over night. I don't get this horrible at sex thing. You mean horrible at flirting and making friends and making moves right.

>>36530548
What the hell? How can you extrapolate that far?

>>36527569
I didnt ask for that feel :(

>>36527800
i know this feel anon

climbing the 3v3 ladder throughout wotlk was probably the most fun ive ever had doing anything

>>36530556
>>36530568
From what you're saying it seems pretty obvious that you were always terrible at the act of sex and never improved, and now you're saying you could care less if she enjoyed it or not so long as you did. That makes you terrible at sex and potentially an abusive asshole. Despite the misogyny of /fit/, women are not actually fuck-holes that exist for you to use like a toilet and throw away later, they're human beings, and you're pretty obviously abusing them. Apparently there's some hope for you because at least you're becoming conscious of the fact that you're terrible in bed and are avoiding it now. Now take the next step and start treating women like the people that they are, deserving respect, and learn to be considerate of what they're feeling and experiencing, especially in bed, and maybe you won't feel so awkward anymore. Never know, you might even have a real relationship with a woman instead of just pointless casual sex.

>>36527310
Best sex I ever had was in High School. My girlfriend was a smokeshow sex pot. I still fantasize about it. We met up and fucked during college a bit too. Maybe it was just her but fucking in the back seat of a car at the theater and her stroking my dick on the highway was pretty awesome. Just fun times.

It is almost worse having had the experience. Nothing will ever compare to those couple of years.

>>36527310
I had teenage love. It lasted from when I was 16 to 19, and without even doing all that cringy shit that couples do, it'll fuck you up.

No 20 year old should be so cynical.

>>36527310
There are two kinds of people: those who enjoy being in control, and those who enjoy losing control.

For the folks who enjoy being in control, teenage sucks because you don't have any control and you wind up retreating to playing video games or doing school work as both those things produced immediate results and gave you a sense of control (i.e. beat some boss, got high marks on a test, etc)

For folks who enjoyed going crazy, they did drugs, partied, and engaged in relationships where their hormones and stuff went batshit.

If you're the type who enjoys letting go and feeling, but you missed out on high school love, then yeah, sucks be you. Similarly, if you're the in control type but you never could ace the AP test, break into varsity, or join a pro guild, then yeah, you missed out.

But other than that, you did fine and missed out on nothing. If you're not the type who enjoys tripping on your brain chemistry, then not having any teenage drama just might be for the best.

>>36527343
Is that achievable natty?

>>36530614
>be conscious of what they feel
You mean, like, feel sorry for them? I really don't even know what you mean.

>>36527565
Yea mostly this. Sex in highschool was fucking awesome. Their so innocent. You're the first one there. The first one to smack that ass. The first cum she's ever tasted. The first one to ever give her an orgasm.

>>36530691
>I really don't even know what you mean.
And that statement right there encapsulates the problem.
Do you even see women as people? Or just something that exists for you to fuck?

>>36529662
for you

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I lived through teenage years without getting any dating/sex experience. I kissed maybe twice, both times when I had no idea what I was doing and the guy (no homo, I'm not a man) said I'm bad at it.

I was fine with it though, cause all my time was spent training for my sport or playing video games at home and I had friends after all, so I never really graved for that stuff. But then years went by without any happenings worth mentioning and I just kinda forced myself into it. Lost my V around 20, and I've been on several dates, kissed many people and shit, yet I've never been in an actual relationship and I've only slept with two people.

It definitely did has its own effect on me that I never gathered this experience in my actual teenage years. I feel like I kinda passed the certain time window, and I just honestly rather masturbate home alone than hold hands with anyone, go on dates, fuck and talk about feelings. It all just gives me a feeling of pic related. Nowadays at least I know what I'm doing, was it about sucking da peenor or just generally knowing how to act with a man, but it has took the hard way to learn and I on my way to this point I've went through different phases such as not knowing that you are supposed to stop sucking dick after he cums, being shocked by vagina farts which shoots out of your vay-jay like fire from an automatic gun and being a total beta woman bombing the guy with messages and sending him love letters after few dates only.

>>36530678
That amount of mass with this low bodyfat? No fucking way.

>>36527310

It was a valuable learning experience, but more than that? These anons aren't missing much

>both 17, well before I had self-confidence or started working out
>she was by and large above my league
>much more attractive than I was (Lucy Liu-ish?)
>much smarter, we broke up and she went to ivy league
>I went to shittiest state uni
>compared everyone I saw to her for like 2 whole years

Made me feel inadequate for those 2 years, it also caused me to get into a toxic relationship with my rebound.

I guess you could say it taught me some valuable life lessons about finding value in others, improving myself deliberately, and humbled me looking back because it turned me into an asshole for a long time. Facing disappointment head on and doing something about it is the best way to improve, but truth be told I fucking hope I never feel anything as intense about another person as the way I felt for her ever again, that was hell for me and annoyed the fuck out of people around me

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>>36527310
Right in the feels, OP.
Right in the feels.

>>36527565
I have a similar experience m8 but a little later in youth (I was 20 and she 18) but it really makes me sad thinking that will never experience that kind of feels again

>>36527471
>>quietly having sex in your room while your entire family is downstairs
That shit was so awkward. I was 22 and my now ex 18, but I was still living with my parents and behaving like a teenager with being each others' first partners and what not

tfw when still teenager

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>>36527565

if you keep thinking like this you'll never experience real love either you faggot

>>36529393
>mild criminal record

Wew, I guess going to jail three times is going to come in handy

>>36527310
>tfw was a total awkward quiet emo kid as a teen
>in friendship group of total losers
>short freckled qt who was really good at art
>got me into manga and weeb shit because i looked like one of her favoured protags or something (basically i had long hair)
>started dating, super super innocent, neither of us ever done anything with anyone before
>in a park on a bench in summer, she's wearing my hoody because she's cold and then we kiss for the first time
>literally say 'uh, that was nice r-right?'
>she says 'i've never done it before but i enjoyed it'
>go and get ice cream and lie in the sun on the grass and draw shit, then carve our names into a tree

god we were so fucking cringe but i'd trade a lot to have it back considering what a jaded cynical fuck i am now

also what set me on the path i'm on now was dumping her to get with my friends 'hotter' girlfriend. i am human shit :^)

>>36527310
>knew how to flirt with girls as a teenager
>go full autism every time it escalated

Just fuck my life up

>>36530705
I see what you mean now. I'm just not interested in how women feel. I don't want to hear about it.

>>36530833
kek

>>36527310
it's like getting with three drunk people into a car, and letting the one on the acid drive.

women are fuckable pre 20 something, and if they mature properly they are somewhat accountable after their 24. with a job.

> enjoyed teenage love in his teens
> enjoyed teenage love at age 26

>>36527310
>teenage
she looks 21

>>36527352
>doesn't know what "teenage love" is
lol

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>>36527310
already did. ended in teenage heartbreak and teenage alcoholism.

but that's a lot of mistakes out of the way i'm not gonna repeat.

>>36529393
damn stallone, those are some nasty ass tattoos

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>>36527310
I did experience teenage love, she just didn't love me back

>>36527646
Why do you throw your protein powder around?

>>36527310
>You'll never get to have sex with a 10yo

>>36532567
Some gollum looking ass bitch dafuq.

>>36532639
>implying you wouldn't fuck gollum
tfw no creepy pet manlet in my bed ;_;

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>>36532639
wabisabi my nigga. perfection is boring.

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>>36527471
Spot on sans premature ejaculation.

Also the mall had its own bathrooms, Panda Express was just a counter in the food court.

Also my room was downstairs, not upstairs.

Y'all didn't miss out on teenage love, you missed out on Hollywood/Disney fantasies of it, as did everyone else ever.

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>>36533367
no one here wants an insatiable whore famalam

anyway, its just missing out on love that hurts the most, that's a good 5 years I could've spent being loved and talking deeply and openly to someone. The worst part is that, for me, this will continue for a good while. I'll be 23 and still not had a girlfriend.
It's painful being unloved

hopefully at least I'll get dubs

>>36534723
i want the pain to stop

>>36527310
But i did?
Let me tell u OP
Not having teenage love is better than having it, getting really stupid and being together for 4 years then losing it and forever knowing that all future relationships are "grown up" relationships that require compromise and pragmatism (and likely involve cheating) instead of "true love" and tons of stupid teenage hormones

You dodged a bullet, its like fucking a 10/10 then being stuck fucking 4/10s for the rest of your life.

>>36532567
Endurance run!

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>Everyone must experience the same thing around the same time period of their lives or else their lives are completely insignificant or just a loser
- 4chan normalfag troll logic


Never ceases to amaze me the people that still fall for shit like this.

>>36531227
>tfw when
>that face when when

>>36534822
its just a phase everyone goes through
just like puberty

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>>36534861

Not everyone goes through it though. Different strokes brah.

I know threads like these just poke at insecurities of peeps here but damn son, some people here can be so pathetic with this shit. Sex isn't the end be all of everything. Sure from a primal standpoint, it is but we as humans are past that shit. Do whatever the fuck you want with your life. Having a GF and/or having sex isn't gonna fix every problem in your life even tho it seems a lot of anons seem to think it will.

>>36534919
I dont think you understand man
its not about sex, just lurk more and youll find out what anons are sad about, and what they missed.

>>36527861
it does look like literal shit, faggot

>>36527402
idk I kind of liked it.
>tfw pure innocent and naive love between both partners
>staring into each other's eyes and thinking you found your one true love
>that butterfly in your stomach before you kiss her for the first time
I would give up all the chicks I hooked up with just to feel that way again. I feel blessed to have gone through that. To all those that never got to experience that, you can still feel that way. It will be harder because most girls that are older will be jaded and bitter but you will find that diamond in the rough but only if you become a diamond in the rough yourself.

I was fat as a teen so I was ignored

now im older but fit, but can fuck teens if I want to anyway

eat shit, OP. age is irrelevant if you are fit or attractive.

>>36535608
>tfw recently broke up with my first long-term gf
>were together since I turned 19 lasted one year

my heart feels broken boys, we're still talking to each other and thinking about getting back together. I made out with another girl and felt bad so I told her, she's angry but kinda understands because of our situation.

I want her back so bad brehs...

>>36535502
you are underage

>>36527619
do you even remember the ps1 looked like you fucking kid

It's a simple fact. I was a pussy. I hope I can raise my children to not be pussies. I want to believe that I just have to be a solid, assertive father figure.

>>36527310
You're right. Except I already did. When I was a teenager...

Maybe I can get with my teenage crush one day <\3

I experienced teenage love late, like when i was 21 late

Don't really miss that rollercoaster bs

>get first boyfriend as a teenager
>we are eating lunch together
>his ex girlfriend sees and gets upset
>"shit! Tell her anon and I broke up!"

O-okay

>>36527310
Already did faggot

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>first GF of high school
>holding hands in the halls
>sweet kisses
>nervous flirting
>deep staring into the eyes
>dreaming about her every single night, only the sweetest dreams
>she dumps you
>wake up every night for two weeks from dreams that start happy until you realize she dumps you
>heart is pounding like crazy

Totally worth it

>>36527440
Really? You didn't enjoy it? I'd kill to go back to being 15, rushing home from school, jumping on XBL and playing MW2 with my friends till 1am. Getting depressed thinking about it desu.

>tfw dont care about teenage love
>but care that will never experience prime teenage pussy
>16 legal here but looked down on by society

>>36536377
How did that happen? Teenage =/= 21

>>36536816
'you' dont need to be teenage to experience teenage love.

gnome sayin

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>>36527310
>he thinks teenagers know what love is

>>36527310

>tfw you get it backwards

teenage love was cool man

>>36527310
desu teenage love is kinda overrated

>>36527310
>tfw gave my first kiss at 19, already in college

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>>36536853
alright lets settle this
http://strawpoll.me/7196707

>>36528385
Yeah, we know.

>>36537090
fox and grapes should be

Yes, teenage love is overrated. I didnt experience it

>>36527310
>tfw you will never be able to forget your teenage ''''''love''''''

I don't care. Did none of you actually go to high school? Bunch of stupid faggots. Lots of fun people, but if you found someone to love you're either extremely lucky or extremely stupid.

>>36527310

>tfw i could have exerienced teenage love multiple times
>tfw when too scared to go for it because i was a scared teenager
>28 and have only fugged twice

>tfw your hs crush was/will be the hottest girl to ever be interested in you
>tfw she's one of the rare attractive women who are not sloots
>tfw she's been in a long term loving relationship with a guy who's uglier than you
>tfw that could have been you

>>36536816

we were both stupid immature and broke up like 5 times in the course of 3 months, and finally actually broke up after 3 months.

i lived on my own, but they still lived with the rents. so i even got to experience trying to fuck quietly while mom and dad were sleeping

>>36537381
This.

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>>36527471
Teenage love for me was pretty much me trying to bang my cousins friend at a new years party (I was 14 and she was 15) and when I finally got her into the room I was completely unready and had no clue what the fuck I was supposed to do. Ended up getting a blowjob and busting after about 20 seconds and then I just ate her out for like an hour. Pretty shitty desu

I actually still see her to this day, we kinda just awkwardly laugh about it but we're actually pretty good friends

>be 30

>fit as fuck, look better than college kids

>girls think older men are more "mature"

lol

they have no fucking idea.

>>36527569
>what is nostalrius

>>36537813

u sound super mature anon ur gonna get laid soon i bet

>>36537833

I am mature

im just smart enough to exploit stupidity

>>36527310
Jokes on you I don't get any pleasure from sex!

>>36537943

how this even relates to the post i quoted i have no idea.

care to elaborate?

>>36537984
Well, then stop taking it in the butt, dummy.

>>36537998

you think I have issues getting laid

I am a little older and wiser than you, which means I can manipulate girls a little easier. see, younger girls think older guys are different, when in reality that's a load of shit.

we pump and dump just like anyone else.

>>36538032

lol

you sound like a real alpha tell ya what

>>36538047

not trying to be, PUA types are losers.

my point is that age is largely irrelevant, if you take care of your body. girls are just as shallow as we are.

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>tfw will never experience low test

>>36527310
Already have, sucker

>>36537090
Seems pretty conclusive desu, most of the people that actually experienced it, don't think it's that great, and that generally it's /r9k/ posters putting it on a pedestal because they need something to feel like a victim of.

>>36538421
>tfw my wife was 55kgs at 170cms with E-cup tits and I was 10% bf

>tfw these days are LONG GONE

>>36538913
so what you're saying is

if you didnt experience teenage love you're condemned to forever be an autist

Teenage love is shit. We moved to different place and I haven't seen her since she graduated.
>you will always compare other girls to her

>>36527310
I can still lift and fuck teenagers. That's close enough for me.

>>36530397

It's the exact opposite for me

Bunch of depressing fucks. Why do I keep coming to this shithole?

>>36541763
cause you're a depressing fuck

>>36527471

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02562SMCcay

>>36529407

This tbqhfamalam

>tfw in love with my first cousin
>family problems
>being in 2 different parts of the world
>having to get visas to see each other
>her being borderline bipolar

i think i've got enough shit to deal with already.

a lot of girls in their 20s are better looking than in their teens anyways. whats up with the obsession with 13 year olds?

>>36543917
are you me?
shit i pretty much had the same experience with my first grade cousin.

>>36532708
HHNNNNNNNGGGGGG

This midget chick gets me diamonds every time. I'd date her in a second, idgaf what my family or friend would think. Srs.

I came close to teenage love once. So close.

She was perfect, funny, smart, absolutely beautiful. We had so much in common. We'd constantly flirt and make out at parties. People thought we were an actual couple but every time I pushed for us to be something she'd turn around and say she didn't think we should go out. I gave up after a while and we stopped talking.

Was catching up with an old friend a few years ago though and the subject came up. Turns out she was worried her friends would tease her.

Fuck bros, we'd have been so happy together if she'd just stopped worrying about the teasing. 6 years after graduation and I still think about her. She was my oneitis.

>>36527310
Oh but I did, at the age of 27 with my 19 year old girlfriend