>be me >vegan >can no longer eat cum because vegan >losing

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>>36499379
>vegan

>>36499379
Post butthole or at least a thing pic

>>36499393
*thong

Wait, if you're vegan can u eat someone else's? You could find a gymbud and just swap loads to even it out, right?

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>>36499379
>can no longer eat cum because vegan

>>36499411
>Wait, if you're vegan can u eat someone else's? You could find a gymbud and just swap loads to even it out, right?
Vegans can not eat or use any object created from an animal byproduct.
Semen is a byproduct of males, so no can't eat it.

If only there was a giant dick tree that I could suck it's semeny bark cock goodness from.

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>>36499379
Sean?

...eat some fucking meat or drink some milk then.

Christ.

Fuck you. It's not a hard fix.

FUCK YOU.

>>36499462
I can't answer that

>>36499379
Okay, legit question: are true vegans not allowed to eat any animal secretions whatever? If so, can they swallow their own saliva? I feel if I'm not allowed to even swallow my own saliva, then being vegan may be too much for me.

>>36499483
you have to drool or spit constantly.

>>36499434

It IS an animal product. You know, when you think about it.

>>36499379

Fuck those eyebrows belong on a 65 year old jew

>>36499379
BEEF
WHAT A RELIEF

Yeah and how many "vegans" drink silk almondmilk? Do they even know it's flavored with beaver butthole?