>be 6'4" >be 220 >be shredded >have strong

>Be 5'8
>Born in a rich family
>Drive an Aston Martin

Feels good

>>36465219
>works at a Kinkos

Nice priorities, fag.

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>>36465251
there are these 2 big tall strong guys that work at the at&t store. weird having them serve me when i'm 5'7 and they're like 6'6

lanklets

>>36465219
Post timestamped pic or this is a lie, which it is

>>36465219
Lol those aren't your actual stats. You just post these to make others mad and jelly.

If you really did have those stats, you'd be happy enough to not have to brag about them. You wouldn't have to criticise others to make yourself feel better.

>>36465660
It's a bait, don't worry, of course he's a cuck and doesn't have that shit, he'd be posting pics of himself left and right if it was true

>>36465243
>>36465251
>>36465331

>when will they learn