Just got back from gym. Feeling subtly high, almost like a small

>get a pump
>feel solid, thick, tight
>big
>go home happy
>flex in the mirror
>feel tiny

Who else /cripplingdismorphia/

Ive taken to avoiding mirrors and windows at night unless im positioned and ready

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Nice thread, great job

>>36449779
The only thing I get at the gym is sweaty and disappointing! Guess I'll just learn to love it! Any fellas or gals round' here know what I'm talkin' about? #LearnToLoveNotToHate

>>36449818
just love yourself regardless man

its a feeling, not a fact

if you hate yourself, you will become unhappy and be at risk for personality cavities, which are painful to get rid of, just like real cavities.

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I get it man. Best feeling in the world.

>>36450183
aww friendly joe! dont worry youll get there #progressnotperfection

>>36449779
>a small line of oxycontin and a small line of coke at the same time
...
>implying you know from experience what that feels like
What the fuck are you even doing on /fit/, Mister Druggie? GTFO!

I get drunk before I go to the gym

I'm way stronger drunk

>>36450169
This and a gym membership is all you need to survive.

>>36450183
you seem like a chill dude, 10/10

>>36449779
>oxycontin
Does it really feel like a cuddle?

I get horny as shit sometimes after I lift. Benefits of being young I guess.

>>36449818
Mirrors make me look awesome. Pictures make me look terrible. I'm not sure why this is but it wears on your self esteem