>tfw eating too much protein caused my rock hard shits to

I'll help you with those bby

Just ask your boyfriend to do it for you, I doubt he will mind.

>>36432871

COFFEE !!! Natures best laxative.

I'll insert those via my mouth for you :3

it actually feels pretty good when it slides in

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>>36432871
>tfw eating too much protein caused my rock hard shits to tear up my delicate asshole
>tear up my delicate asshole
>eating too much protein caused
>eating too much
>eating

>>36432871
i feel ya, i got hemorrhoids that hurt like hell when shitting, i hope they go away.

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If anything less than 60% of your diet is vegetables then you have bigger problems to worry about than your colon

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>>36432871

>Hello im OP. Im one of those weekend faggots who fills up 4chan with fucking dogshit threads.

I was wondering what the fuck is going on, then i looked at the calendar, its weekend again. Shitposting is strong.

>>36433312
>a reminder to eat dietary fiber is shitposting

autism?

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>>36433462

>quick reminder to drink water every day

shut the fuck up faggot

>>36433481
are you giving me the hair?

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reminder to let your gym buddy milk your prostate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer

also do your kegels

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>>36432871
>he doesn't bulk on vegetables
>he doesn't eat hundreds of calories of broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, eating fuckloads of protein in the process
>he doesn't eat a variety of legumes
>he doesn't eat eggs or meat 1/2 times a day and dairy once a day

>be 300lb fat fuck who shits blood
>cut out all meat, put in vegetables and protein shakes
>shit is a lot greener and smoother, no wiping necessary

This is only my first week

>>36432937

This. Freshly ground and brewed, a good cup o' the Black Pusher will clean your pipes.

I remember when I was a kid and my mum used to put suppositories up my bum. I was surprisingly ok with it

>>36432871
Ive been shitting red for weeks due to eating a lot of beets

never been a thread that I could get this of my chest before now.

>find stimulation of the anus fairly erotic, but I'm not gay
>going to get my ass checked by a proctologist some day
How do I avoid boner?

>>36434215
>the Black Pusher
This has got to be the name of a dark skinned porn star

>>36434086
why are you talking to yourself?