>Get /fit/ >Tell everybody that I'm on roids

>cut calories like crazy
>achieve ottermode
>like dyel as fuk ottermode
>normies think I'm ripped because abs
>tell them that Brad Pitt fight Club was my goal
>"what's your secret?"
>"well we all know that Brad Pitt didn't get that buff without a little help if you know what I mean"
>make all the normies think that anyone over 150lbs of lean muscle with abs is on roids
>DEVILISH

> people ask me for my 1RMs
> I tell them my projected 1RMs

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>have gf
>cheat on her with dudes while im "at the gym"
>give her hpv
>break up because she has hpv

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>>36431957
Audible kek

>>36431957
Why the fuck wasn't she vaccinated against HPV?

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>Be 5'11.5"
>Tell everyone I'm 6"

>get xbox hueg at low bf
>post on normiebook
>everyone claiming roids
Fiendish

>>36432258
>posting progress pics on facebook
Not gonna make it newfriend.

>>36432274
Worse, bathroom pic. Mires from joocy pucci left right and center though.

>>36432221
because america i guess.

>>36432311
Literally go to the beach or fishing and have someone take a picture of you with your shirt off. It will be much better, delete the other one. And you can use it for tinder.

>Be 5' 11"
>Tell everyone that I'm 5' 9" to make the manlets seem shorter

>>36431957
Lmao

>>36431707
ayyyy

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>post progress pics
>reduce timeframe by 50-80%
>make nerds mad

>always samefag comments like "mirin" or "natty?" or "damn what program are you on?" to other people's posts so they think he's samefagging

>go to take a shit
>wipe ass
>throw ass wipes in the trashcan instead of flushing them down the toilet

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>>36433769
Literally every progress thread image does this.
I took my first pic for CBT this month. When I cut down by July or so I'm gonna say it was a month.
Kek.

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>train for 10 years natty
>get big and strong
>asked how to achieve this body
>tell them to do SS

>>36431707
>normies think you're killing yourself to look shit

they're laughing at you, that's not devilish at all

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>>36432242

>friend is 5'11
>tells everyone he is 6'0
>i always correct him and tell people he's 5'11

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>do SS
>get big arms anyway

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>>36433851
Never do squats
Never do rows
Make gains anyway

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>reach 1 pl8 ohp 3x8
>in Smith machine

>be 6'4
>drivers license says I'm 6'5
>tell everyone who asks I'm 6'5

My soul is damned

>>36431707
I too will tell people that I'm taking steroids when I get big enough for them to believe me.

I will let their delusion fester as I attain greatness.

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>>36434396
Squats an exercise that works almost all of your muscle. Why do you not squat the is fucking stupid...