>tfw you biohacked too hard and have too much energy literally

>>36392320
taking meth isn't biohacking tho???????

tell me your secret.

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>>36392354
I'm bulletproof™

>>36392367

i knew it. that shit should only be taken in the morning. you using mct oil or coconut oil?

>>36392373

Wait, what does 'bulletproof' mean? What did he take?

>>36392384
Kevlar smoothie

>>36392384
You shoot yourself in the head and if you don't die you are Bulletproof.

>>36392384
Jesus fuck, leave your fucking house or read a thing. Dave Asprey - Bulletproof coffee - mct oil gah fucking autism

>>36392384

bullet proof coffee nigga.

fresh ground drip coffee + clarified or grassfed butter (aka ghee) + mct oil or coconut oil. blend then drank dat shit.

have u guys taken ur 5 grams of modafinil today?

https://www.bulletproofexec.com/about-dave-asprey/

What is this shit? This guy says he 'upgraded his brain' by 150 IQ points

>>36392426

the guy lived a majority of his life in moldy environments. that fucked him up which means he's incredibly sensitive to moldy food. Only one thing I know about his stuff is that bpc is legit insane for energy.

>>36392426
keto + bulletproof coffee literally gave me a 4 digit IQ.

>>36392426

you should hear the shit this nigga talks about

said he went to a psych, got them to scan his brain, and they were like

ohh man ur brain is really fucked t b h f a m

so he decided to dedicate his life to improving his brain by putting butter in his coffee

THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENED.

>>36392475
That would be a neurologist if anything, psychiatrists don't typically scan brains tho neuropsychiatry is a big thing in some places (I think they want to go back towards psychosurgery desu).

Also is wanting to be a neurosurgeon a typical thing in your mid to late twenties? Really want to slice up brains.

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>>36392384
Practice.

>>36392475
Yeah he's a fucking nut. The shit that turned him onto it was yak butter tea in Nepal or some shit. He's a failed silicon valley entrepreneur, but he's on some decent shit now so whatevers.

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TFW even the tiniest hint of caffeine gives me the sweats, shakes and heart palpitations. I'll never be Bulletproof™.

>>36392502

psychiatrist can refer to a radiologist for scans.

to get to a neuro you'd to be referred, and there'd need to some sort of myopathy or neuropathy or something to indicate a referral to a neuro.

he went to a psychiatrist to score a prescription

>>36392527
this, although I only have a problem with lots of caffeine. Drinking green tea is what gets me up and doing shit.

>>36392527
Bulletproof™ coffee is a lot smoother caffeine hit than regular and the crash is drastically reduced

>>36392529
>psychiatrist can refer to a radiologist for scans.
I've lived and worked in places where a neuropsych subspecialty is as common as you'd get and it's still not common. Psychiatrists typically diagnose on behaviours or similar and can't read scans. Neurologists get a lot of the epilepsy or stuff that Oliver Sacks used to write about or sleep or brain injury. Myopathies and neuropathes vary, they aren't necessarily dealing with sheared or dead or damaged nerves while ENTs, macfax and orthotics would tend to be more involved.

You've probably had some contact with psychiatrists that have gone towards neurology. Also radiologists are not expected to read scans, just know if they got a good one etc etc. A neuro or simillar specialist still reads it tho, but you can't just send someone off to a radiologist and get a diagnosis or something.

>>36392320
>>36392408
Can you share the recepie?
I want to try it too

>>36392506
started with 6mm BBs and now im at .38

whatever it takes, right babe?

>>36392671
Yup.

>>36392650

Just put a wad of butter in your coffee and then a few ounces of coconut milk

>>36392320
>something-something-hack
>something-something-porn
If you use these words, you should be shot.

>>36393826
Jesus christ that sounds like a recipe for some toilet-destroying shits

>>36393904

Ya no kidding. I did it for a couple days. I was unimpressed. There's really no reason why you couldn't eat a similar amount of fats for breakfast and have equal results/energy

>>36392407
Sorry breh, I don't go scouring the Internet for weightloss scams

>>36393911
UPGRADED CAFFEIN
MAGICAL BRAIN OCTANE

>are you even trying

>>36393911
It's designed for intermittent fasting fags who want to consume something that will give them lots of energy without spiking insulin enough to break their fast

>put some fucking butter in your coffee
>call it BIOHACKING, trademark it and try to start a massive circlejerk over it

jesus fucking christ you people are stupid.

>>36394042
To be fair if you're the type of normie who follows a low fat diet the sort of energy and good feels you'd get from drinking a ton of saturated fats and MCT actually would be pretty profound

>>36394038
>450cal worth of fat
>not breaking fast
baka senpai

>>36392426
What was he at before? Negative 50?

>>36394218
Fats don't spike insulin senpai

>>36394304
Eating anything spikes insulin though, not just carbs.

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>>36392527
>mfw when caffeine barely does anything to me
>mfw alcohol just makes me tired

I'll never be a Dionysian.