Guys I'm going to the gym for the first time tomorrow, wish

LIFT NOW

LIFT NOW

LIFT FOR GAINZ

AND THE SLOOTS MIRIN

Remember to tip your receptionist

>>36365261
oh boy, hope you read up the rules.

>>36365261
dont forget sandals and jeans for squatting and bring some cash to tip the receptionist

>>36365272

How much is a standard tip?

>>36365295
about $20-30

>>36365272
>tfw i forgot to tip my receptionist and now she won't give me a gf application

>>36365319
> gf application
> not just selecting from one of the state-supplied gfs

I mean, lower quality, but there's no selection process, and there's a pretty vast range

>>36365338
>Equal distribution of pussy
Fucking socialist scum

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>>36365261
Remember to OHP in the curl rack

>>36365338
But state budget gfs are usually nutrition deprived black babymamas or whalemonster hamplanets.

>im tiping the receptionist tomorrow

>>36365368
Hey, it's a choice for those who can't afford a privately-sourced gf.

I'm fine, I've successfully passed three different application processes for various gf-supplying agencies. I just feel pity for those that can't

>>36365295
>>36365310

Only for higher end gyms. You'll usually get away with handing her a few dollars. You can go up to $5 if you'd like. Do not use coins

>>36365403
> he thinks $5 tips are enough to see the premium gf applications

>>36365403
>$5 tip
>making it

pick one