How do you make your glute muscles jiggle like this: https:

I think my testicles shriveled from watching all that low-test twerk

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like this?

>>36339174
why are these flat ass chinks even trying? fucks sake, they look like kids...

>k-pop
>ass
choose1

How do they even sit? Do they just slide off a chair?

>>36339174
all that plastic surgery and they aint got no ass lmao
s.mh fa.m

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>>36338892
>>36339174
>>36339533
Aqua Teen Hunger Force already showed you can only choose face OR ass when doing plastic surgery. They apparently chose face

>>36339483
this
so much this

>>36339174
well, now I'm definitely on some kind of list.
Thanks anon

Pic Sauce?

>>36339692

fuck off redditor

>>36339569
god-tier show

like that specifically? Have good genetics so your fat sits in all the right places. muscle doesn't move like that afaik

>>36338892
i have dumped so many buckets of cum looking at that Russian Cosplayer do her cat walk but i lost the video, can anyone locate it?

>>36341279
nvm found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZur8AToZM0

>>36341350
I'll never understand how such a gorgeous woman with such a slim body can have a fat, jiggly cellulite ridden ass.

>>36342569
former fatass probably?

>>36342655
Hmm, could be, but I'm not sure she's ever been fat. Her ass is a flabby mess, though.

>>36342569
>>36342702
Regional adipose generation is dictated by androgens and estrogens. Specifically, testosterone promotes abdominal adipose, while estrogen promotes glute-femoral adipose. A person with high testosterone and low estrogen will have a fat abdomen and a lean lower body like Hank Hill or bloggers with PCOS. A person with high or moderate amounts of both testosterone and estrogen will have a fat abdomen and a fat lower body, like most other bloggers and men saturated with xenoestrogens. A person with low testosterone and high estrogen will have a fat ass and thighs with a relatively lean upper body, like that cosplayer.

In other words, that's literally what a "real woman" looks like, as defined by pure objective chemical composition. As opposed to your inherently masculine gut, you fat jealous piece of garbage.

Source:
http://humrep.oxfordjournals.org/content/12/suppl_1/21.full.pdf
Pages 23 - 24.

>>36342702
She's skinnyfat. Also the clothing/ walk/shoes make it look better.

>>36342737
How about wide hips (both bone structure and fat placement) smaller chest and waist and relatively flat butt compared to wide hips?

>>36342746
Yeah, that must be it. But her ass is big, so she must have a lot of fat on that thing.

>>36339174
>Error 404 ass not found

>>36342569

Are you irish?

>>36342737
>fat belly and/or fat ass
I have neither. Even if I don't lift, my natural state is skeleton mode. Does this mean I am "low test" (for the lack of a better term)?

>>36344931
Okay you can ignore me I went ahead and read the paper and looked at some that cite it. Pretty interesting but it sure does make me never want to roid.

>>36342569
Her butt looks nice though.

>>36342737
KEK

>>36342737

Fucking rekt with source provided kek

>>36342737
Read that source, thats a pretty legit summary lol. Pretty good /fit/izen

>>36342737

So girls without ass and tits are quite literally less female? High test validation right here

>>36338892
Pic related is a nice one tho

>>36346457
yeah pretty much
Females with more fat around the butt/thigh area have higher oestrogen levels

>liking girls with no shape (OP video related, except first girl)
>might as well be a faggot

>>36342737
Yeah don't forget estrogen boosts up the bust size to, hell, women with the biggest breasts are located in a certain area of Russia.

>>36342569
I'll never understand how a guy doesn't like ass like that...

>>36346615

It rhymes with mow west

>>36342737
I'm a tran (I mention this because it's relevant to my post)

The only time I ever had a cellulite or a truly round ass was when I got on T blockers and estrogen.

>>36346900

Such lazy bait

>>36346994
even if >>
>>36346900 is baiting

Even fat guys don't get cellulite
there are some but its so far from common.

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>>36342737
Hey, bros, am I high est?

>>36346994
>>36347137
no bait, no troll, I was providing another anecdote and backing up that person posting the scientific journals
I'm average/ bf and it pretty much all goes to my behind and upper chest

>>36342737
but what about the narrow urethera?

>>36347449
Of course that would make sense because of the stuff you take

Unrelated, do you still have a pee pee? or ?

>>36347307
LONDON!
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>>36338892
Howzat!

>>36343083
wtf man i'm high as fuck and just got to 6:12 in this video the exact same time i read your comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2mmn0LhdV8#t=6m12s


really fucking spooky

>>36342737
>correct source and informative post
damn son.

>>36340382
>not wanting to fuck children is now reddit
guess I'm reddit then. I'll stay here though, sorry.

>>36342569
>>36342702
Jealous ugly cunts get REKT: >>36342737

>>36338892
b r e h s
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>>36342737
Aaaaahahaha
BTFO
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