>at gym today >14 yo looking girl walks in >looks lost

>>36327819
If you have to count calories to "make it", it was never meant to be.
Google exit bags.

>>36327839
found the "powerlifter"

Did she want your cock OP?

>>36327867
What the fuck man

>>36327867
OP here, hard to say. She was very shy and didn't talk much when the owner introduced us. We were both mid-workout in the gym alone, so it wouldn't exactly have been the best time to hit on her even if she was of age

>>36327880
She looked 14, hard to say for sure though. Asian/Latina, low bfp, workout clothes, like 5'3". Physically, could have been 18 or maybe even older but mannerisms suggested otherwise

WTF kind of 14 year old girl deadlifts?
Not saying they shouldn't but I can't imagine one actually wanting to.

>>36327839
Interesting concept. If I wanted to die I'd try either robbing a bank or maybe eat a kinder egg, I hear those are real dangerous

>>36327819
>set up calf raises on smith machine (only use)

nothing wrong with smith machines you SS dipshit

>>36328133
There was actually also a 14 yo dude there, confirmed by his trainer saying he'd get a beer with him "in seven years when you're 21". Perhaps the younger generation can make it.

>>36328155
They certainly make an excellent intelligence test

>>36328133
Oh yeah I forgot, she even had fucking grip gloves. She's probably a ninja

>>36328105
>Asian/Latina

Fucking dropped. Way to kill the mood.

>>36328155
what the fuck do you actually do on them?
even calf raises seems silly unless all the leg presses are taken

>>36327863
Found the genetic dud.

>curling and doing calf raises on the same day

>>36328105
>low bfp
by low you mean 20+%? Because chicks with 20% fat look better than most guys with 10%

>>36327819
You're going to have to do better than that if you're trying to make the next meme greentext. I didn't even chuckle.

>>36328968
Like 20% tops, closer to 16%, but yes I did mean low for a female

>>36328990
We are not all trying to impress you, nor is your particular sense of humor important

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>tfw you missed out on teen puss
>and at this rate you'll miss out of tweenties puss aswell

>>36329484
It is true, spaghetti mode is unfortunately default as soon as it's obvious that she wants it

>>36329484
nigga you go on /fit/, you have the best shot out of any board at getting laid (assuming you actually lift)

>>36329871
I don't drink
I don't want to use tinder
no women at werk
I don't have friends
I don't want to fug club sluts
I can get a women's number but I'm too autistic to follow up with it

where do I meet womyns?

>>36329902
All your problems regarding women are self-inflicted, retard.

Drink in moderation
Use tinder
Not a problem, don't shit where you eat
Make friends
Fuck club sluts

What the fuck is your last point? Getting the number in the first place is the hard part. If you are so autistic you can't land a girl who is interested in you enough to give you her number how the fuck did you get her number in the first place?

I suggest you suck start a shotgun you whiny faggot.

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>>36329902
>I don't drink

So what

>I don't want to use tinder

So what

>no women at werk

So fucking what

>I don't have friends

Make some faggot

>I don't want to fug club sluts

Then dont

>I can get a women's number but I'm too autistic to follow up with it

Close the deal right there, or get over your faggot and follow up

>where do I meet womyns?

Womyns? Why the fuck would you want to meet one of them? If you mean woman, then literally anywhere except your moms basement. I thought you said you can get a number. You know this faggot. I cant tell if troll or legit extremely pathetic retard.