I used to work in an abbatoir. Was very easy for me to cut because

>>36133450
>abbatoir.

Jesus christ, just say slaughterhouse. Fucking hipster neckbeard.

>>36133450

Drink tons of water.

>>36133752
I tried. It makes me feel full for about 20 minutes, then I'm back where I started.

>>36133727
But it's called an abbatoir.

>>36133772

It's called a slaughterhouse you fat redditor

Bring prepared meals to work or fruit to work. Consume any time you get hungry/sugar craving and are too much of a bitch to deal with it.

Eat a longer lasting breakfast (oats, other low GI whole grains, whole veg, etc).

>>36133727
It's called an abbatoir in UK English

>>36133870
This is an American board. Use US English only. Remember we saved your ass two times in the World Wars.

>>36133888

This

>>36133888
>>36133895
This is what Americans actually believe

>>36133450
Bring your own food or just use a modicum of self control and don't eat shit. How is this hard?

>>36133888
Daily reminder that "US English" is just a simplified dialect of the English language.
Old world best world.

You are not even native.

>>36133888
>>36133895
American here. Sorry guys you need to read some history again. Our contribution in terms of total lives loss and effects of war will never compare to Russia/Germany/UK

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>>36133450
get one of these you pussy bitch

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>>36133913
You'd be speaking German if we didn't save you from Hitler. And you'd be speaking Russian if we didn't save you from Stalin. You bongs should be grateful.

>>36133959
How did we save the UK from Stalin...?
Do you just make things up?
We play our hero image up so much it creates people delusional as this guy

>>36133959
Good to see American education meeting worldwide expectations by continuing to completely ignore reality.

>>36133888
>we
>implying Americans are entitled to ANY sense of national unity
I think you are among the few countries (geographical term) that can't be classified as a nation (societal/historical term).
Do you have any history that goes more than 150 years back? Do you have common ancestors with each other? To make this question simpler, is there any RTS game civilisation you see and say "heh, that's us"? (Hint: if you pick Britons, you admit you are a kuck and that UK English is best english. If you pick a native American civilisation, you are not entitled on an opinion on "correct" English

>>36134002
After we won WW2, the American presence kept the commies away from Western-Europe. If we had left it alone, the whole of Europe would have suffered the same fate as the eastern part.

>>36133450
have you tried not being fat?

>>36134018
You're the best Mum. Show those amerifats.
Love your son
New Zealand.

>>36134087
This post makes no sense. Btw I am neither British nor from NZ.

>>36134098
Britbongs colonised nz and made it a great place for the white man to fuck eat and drink. Plus they took all the land and our native people are still complaining about it today.

>>36134131
Mostly unrelated but Once Were Warriors was an awesome movie.

I can relate

Went grocery shopping the other day and ended up buying 4 boxes of girl scout cookies sigh

So far only eaten a pack of thin mints but it's taking everything in me to not devour those cookies sigh

>>36133957
Or brains. Or testicles. Or focus and drive for everyone else. Guts too. Just get your shit together, dammit

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>>36134018
>Do you have any history that goes more than 150 years back?


and yet, we still have accomplished more than your irrelevant piss pot of a country will ever do. Enjoy you shitty thousand year old songs and silly hats that constitute as "muh ancient culture" over us though


stay jelly

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>>36133888

>>36133888
shit bait, fuck off amerifat

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>>36135188
>not knowing that Americans are originally British immigrants
>insulting your own ancestors

>>36135188
>he says without any irony, conveniently forgetting that without us his country would literally be greater mexico.

you're half way there already but you would be short and fat and speaking spanish, if that doesn't apply to you already.

>>36134029
nice try but the only reason russia could steamroll germany is because we were pumping them full of money and equipment and battering them on the western front. russia could never have taken the rest of europe, not even at the height of their power, they were never strong enough.

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>>36135188

>tfw building where its my apartment is older than all the US history

KEK

>>36135242
Not knowing that there are more Americans with ancestry from Germany, Scandinavia, Mexico, and Ireland than shitty and gay England.

Are we really doing this?


Again?

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>>36135242

most Americans are german/irish immigrants, so you are completely wrong. It also speaks volumes that British try to claim this "w-we started America!" to vicariously take credit for Americas accomplishments

>>36135282
>m-muh old shit

wow, amazing. If all you can brag about is how old your shit is, then it just proves my point that your shit tier country has done nothing of importance. You are like the asshole who peaks in highschool. A sad, fat, balding 42 year old who is still telling the story of how he scored 2 touchdowns in 5 min.

>2016
>Still having a monarchy
>Still letting people be rich off your taxes for no reason other than being born into it, and then collectively sucking their cocks for it

ISHYGDDT

>>36135188
>we
There he goes again
>have accomplished more than your irrelevant piss pot of a country will ever do
Do you know where I am from? Kek

>year of the lord 2016
>still deviating some sort of superiority complex on where one was born

>>36135413
I somewhat agree with ya but as an expatriate living in america, it actually is pretty damn shit (compared with other euro countries, of course)

>>36133888
This is good bait. You can always rely on assblasted eurocucks to jump on anything positive about America.

>>36135440
Bait?
Is 4chan not an American board?

>arguing about your countries on a South african gay pride image board

>>36135427
Then leave? Nobody is making you be here, go back to cuckland.

>>36135459
It is and I agree with you, but you know damn well you only posted that to get a rise out of jealous yuropoors. I can't say I blame you though, it's just so easy to rile them up.

>>36135472
>>36135490
Have you guys ever lived outside of the US? Just out of curiosity.

>>36135578
No need to. There's three countries that might be worth it (France, England, Germany), but that would just be for shits and giggles. I haven't yet though because the high population density made me want to kill myself when I visited. I need my space.

>>36133959
>implying that's a bad thing

German is a goat tier language.

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>we saved you from the Germans!!

Hollywood. Not even once.

also
>taking credit for the courage of millions of American troops when you're sat in a comfy warm house at home. Truly the hallmark of someone that can take no pride in his own achievements that he must fall back generations to feel like he has some sort of superiority over anonymous users on an anime image board.
lol

>>36133450

That's probably the most fedora picture I've ever seen.

>>36134018
>nationalism and unity
>Muslim majority by the end of the century

Kek.

>>36136662

Oh yeah, you can only contribute to a war by dying in it, I forgot, the more men you lose, they better you're doing

Not to mention that the USSR was using a bunch of shit we most just fucking gave them

And the whole fucking pacific front

>>36137089
just end yourself famalamalan

>>36137058
Everythings still true.

>>36133945
And yet both Churchill and Stalin credited lend-lease with saving their asses.

>>36137115
Learn some history before you criticize Americans for being right. Number of dead means little when half those countries threw away people like they were garbage.

>>36133945
US supplies won the allies both world wars. Without the US the bongs would have starved and the Slavs wouldn't even have shoes.

Logistics won the world wars, not a bunch of monkeys Slavs getting mowed down in trenches. An army can't fight without food and bullets.

>>36134018
>Taking the bait
>Falling on your face
>Wasn't worth the wait
>Gotta get out of this place

WWII was won with American supplies and munition, British intelligence and technology, and Soviet blood. All three contributed equally for the big W.
>pol pls go

>>36133888
> American board
> anime board owned by a japanese dude with servers in Mexico
It's about as American as your president, m8

>>36133959
> stopping hitler
> a good thing
Good goy

>>36139596
Came here to say this.

>>36139624
Was ist daran so schlimm das Hitler gestoppt wurde? Der Lusche hat den Weltkrieg verloren.
Achja danke Stalin , danke Bomber Harris.

>>36133945
The Russians could have held off the Nazis without direct U.S. aid (i.e. not land-lease) but Bongland would have been a German colony