ITT: Vaguely describe fitness youtube channels. I'll start

>>36086614
Maxx jewning

>how bizarre how bizarre
Good luck

>muh eyebrows

>>36086674
Mike chang?

>>36086674

Candito

>tssssst ahhhhh tssssssttt ahhhhhh tssssssst ahhhhh tssssssst ahhh

>>36086614

Massthetics

>>36086707
Mike chang?

>>36086630
Mike chang?

>arms like spaghetti
>fat ass wife working out with me
>retard looking children
>loves to hang out with black dudes

who is this?

>>36086707
Based Scott Herman

>>36086717
Mike chang

>>36086726
yep

>Come on, mang

>>36086717
marc lobliner

>>36086614
>Getting close to the camera to show off your profile and bumping into each other

>>36086614
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the youtube fitness corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Mike O'Hearns reputation as a natty, and I have over 300 confirmed kills that I've hallucinated. I am trained in gorilla aesthetics and I’m the top faggot in Houston. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my daddy's money and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>36086742
Bro Science Life?

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*

>>36086742

Jason Blaha

>>36086766
Dom Mazzetti

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>>36086764
Nah try again

>>36086738
correct

i hope he dies

>>36086742
lel. langley fitness

Episodic character assassination. I pick the victims based on having them living a 90% similar lifestyle to mine absent one crucial dietary restriction.

>>36086773
winrar on blahaha

>>36086739
Hodgetwins

also

>tchiaaaaah motherfucker! *drops barbell*

>Spend 90% of the video talking about bullshit
>Spend 10% of the video actually talking about fitness and teaching stuf

>hat to cover bald head
>assymetrical ears
>that aging gay man look of gray leathery face and bad teeth
>no shirt on
>droopy pecs with nipples like udders
>fridge taper
>deflated arms


guess who

>>36086779
We all do, JM, we all do.

>>36086811
>>36086808

Brad Martyn

>enormous head size
>manlet
>black

need i go on?

>>36086832
Chris Jones

>Attacks other fitness channels solely because of their lifestyle but tries to make it look more than that

>DUDE BODY BUILDING LMAO

nah fuck that

>DUDE POWERLIFTING LMAO

nah fuck that

>DUDE WEIGHTLIFTING LMAO

>>36086793
Yes

>>36086822
lol @ that dwarf with spaghetti arms and black cock lust second to none disabling the rating system to his videos

his ratings were getting destroyed the past months

i was an active contributor to that

he's one of the most insecure people i have ever observed, gets so so so so fucking mad when people comment on how bad his arms are

just because he sucks he wants others to suck too, making condenscending videos that people need to stop thinking they will make it and that they have average genetics

NO YOU

fucking jew, fucking die i will like to murder you

>>36086717
JM

>>36086614
Pete rubish

>bald
>dadbod
>fridge mode
>no delts
>takes pictures with third country whores and brags with these pics on a chinese cardboard
>brags with money from his dad

guess who

it revolting it insulting

>>36086890
plz link to the channel

sounds like a boss

>>36086905
Kek

>>36086855
Jlgintensity or whatever it was?

>>36086890
lmao

He always encouraged me to buy at least thirty female dogs.

>>36086890
blaha

also see>>36086742 who covered it already

>>36086856
Omar

>cringey memes said out loud, and deadpan "humor", also crossfit failures

>>36086920
Try again

>>36086855
Vegan nogains

>>36086890
jm rekt

>>36086933
>crossfit failures
Our traplord elgintensity?

>>36086933

correct

>Solid advice for naturals about lifting and especially powerlifting. Creates solid workout routines for free and don't bullshit anyone.

>the hyper extented cardiovascular system of the anterior pelvic biceps thoracic spine interiors and the rotation of vertebrae's nervesystem

>the 80s
>DDDUUUUUDDDEEE

>>36086984
Alan Thrall

>>36086873
>coming from JM, the man with garbage genetics who will literally never make it

I would rather have small arms and nice delts, than look like a curlbro with nonexistent shoulders and a dadbod desu senpai

>>36086811
Scoobs?

>Two white guys who claim natty but aren't.

>>36087002

Not the one I had in mind but sure I'll take it.

Does he create programs? I didn't know.

>>36086733
rich piana

GODDAMIT, RIGHT BABE?!

>>36086964
Yep

Not sure if this fully qualifies as fitness but I think it's close enough

>eat ALL the food, tell guinness

>>36087014
That's a lot of people

>>36087040
for you

>>36087035
Holy fucking kek

>>36087037
trisexual tranny Nate?

>>36086789
green alien gains

>ugly
>is angry at everything because he lives in the shadow of his brother
>autism overload in 90% of his videos
>is a man-child
>thinks that you should go to failure every workout
>flexes all the time because of insecurity

>>36086948
Correct

>>36086811
scooby doo

>>36087066
Legbrah
Armbrah
Backbrah

>>36087066
>ugly
>is angry at everything because he lives in the shadow of his brother
ratsbrah

>>36087066
The golden shower guy

The one /pol/ likes

>ugly
>is angry at everything because he lives in the shadow of his brother
>autism overload in 90% of his videos

Could be any "brah" chestbrah, latsbrah, whatever

>>36087093
>>36087100
Yes

>>36087118
chest "I rape trannies in hotel rooms then use their credit card to make purchases from my website" brah doesn't autism tho

>>36086986
Elliot Hulse?

>STOP DOING THESE
>DO THIS INSTEAD

>BANANAAAAAAAAA

>I have a huge beard

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>>36087003
marc i know it's you

i know u mad as fuck at these gun

>>36086984
Infinite Elgentensity

>>36087327
You have zero delts. It look very akward to say the least

>>36086614
Harry Potter squats 300 kilos raw

Bald recovering drug addict the body builder

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>>36087356
marc, you have zero arms

>>36087306
Train Untamed.

>>36087383
jerry wart on side of head

i hope he dies too

that stupid fuck pisses me off with his heroin addict face and pointless rants

>Political opinions
>non-cuck in a country of cucks
>claims natty
Guess away lads

>>36087306
Thrall

>>36086614
>george leeman

do i win?

>>36087014
massthetics

>>36087420
no

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>>36087407

Correct, nice one.

>>36087424

None of them are white.

>>36087035

Underrated hahahaha

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>>36087380
Clarence Kennedy AKA Harry Squatter

>>36086986

trappy-chan?

>a future space explorer, animal lover, mexican oil industry enthusiast who's daily activities revolve around increasing lean body mass and killing things he loves

>>36087420
>george leeman

that would be described as

>fat white trash
>father never validated him
>had a fat gf
>when she left he made very long melt down videos ranting about it
>this is when i knew he was a phony, and not the strong man he pretended to be
>i never knew what became of him
>anyway heart attack soon with all that saturated fat cholesterol, gear and lack of cardio not to mention obesisty

>>36087014
The buff dudes?

>old man with arms full of oil
>severe psychiatric disorders
>vulgar, black, and ignorant
>lives in the past

>>36087505
>>36086811
>>36086717
>>36086832
>>36087407
You sound like a fun guy.

>>36087409

The Golden One, formerly known as Latsbrah.

>a very likeable person
>competed in an actual sport in his teens
>100% natty
>great baker

>>36087661
"le cookies are ready" baker scooby

>i'm a girl that le squats and dresses up like a whore to go to the gym while my cuck boyfriend films me

>>36087555
Ct fletcher

>>36087701
Every female fitness channel ever?

>gunshot sounds

>>36086984
candito

>>36086986
athleen x

>>36086614
> Techno music.
> Aesthetics.
> Bad hair.
> Wish my name was Zyzz.

>>36086614
> Chipotle bowl with extra lettuce.
> This is what I bought at the grocery store, it's the same shit as last time.
> Perfect physique.
> More Chipotle bowl.

>literal retard
>constantly butting heads with other youtubers

>>36088769
easymode. Matt ogus.

>deadlifts the channel
Has to be george leeman

>>36088841
jason genova

>>36087424
massthetics have never claimed natty

if anything they implied they're on gear

>>36088912
correct

>>36088882
Correctomundo

>>36087035
Fucking kekd

Hard Mode
>Drinks Diet Soda
>Sociopath

Medium Mode
>Cookie time

Easy Mode
>Weird fishhead
>snorts creatine

>>36087469
fuck off
all trapezoid enablers should be slowly starved

>>36087701
megsquats

>>36091062
>hardmode
luimarco?
>easymode
frank yang

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>>36091126
>being this salty about a dude in a dress

>>36087066
Fuck off, latsbrah is my nigga

>>36086630
>>36086614
this
Maxx Keks
>>36091126
not salty about that thing
salty that grown men exist that take advice from a 9" arms weak ass pussy who copies and pasts from SS for attention
traphouse channel can keep being a skelly nerd for the rest of his life for all I care but this is an improvment board and it's not really helping if all he does is keep mental cases from /pol/ stay mental cases.
At least be a normal gay person and like manly men.

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>>36091162
>I don't like it but am too immature to process my feelings

>Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build. So if you have the lower body, and you don't have the upper body, it's easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem, building the lower body ... NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! You HAVE, the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up-- the legs on the bottom, it's it's easier to build the top. Yeah

>>36087014
hodge twins

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>>36091179
I literally just did. What's your point, because your passive agressive shit, which is actually being to immature to express your feelings, aka "FUCK U IFOR NOT LIKING TRAPPYS BOIPUSSY" is not helping your case.

Why is it that you only see these types of characters on Austrio-Hungarian based Professional lawn mowing forums where you can post anonymously but not in real life?

>>36086793
BBC Dildo sucker.

Emotional and slightly insane mutt sage. (balls)

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>>36091203
>post anonymously but not in real life
>post in real life
>maybe you spend too much time on the ch0n boyo

>>36091238
English you illiterate shit.
I CAN GREEN TEXT TWO GUIZ
>OINGO BOINGO
>FUNNY SAD FROG MEMES
>WRINKLED SAD MAN FACE
>I'M A /B/TARD
Embarrassing.

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>>36091265

>>36086793
Babykiller.

>>36086808
Elliott Hulse.
Bizarro Candito.

>old bald roider
>look like squeezed ballsack
>depressed
>shitpost on /fit/
>bald
>"trolls" fitness personalities
>pays for sex with orangutans
>2 dimensional delts
>never gonna make it
HIS NAME STARTS WITH J

>>36091311
does it end with esus?

>>36091311
JUNIOR
MANLET

>>36087035
10/10

>>36086630
Jihad Glucose network. Checkmate

>>36086984
Buff dudes

>>36091377
Wait you said PL nvm

>>36091139
Easy mode correct

>>36088726
This person is definitely not Jeff; pls stay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBuraf9lJi0
only Pianomen know

>>36087002
man's a god

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>>36087066
talks shit about our lord and saviour, the glorious lion

>>36087235
Durian rider?

>>36087407
Jerry Ward is super chill, why the hate?

>>36086896
>it piss

>>36087407
Love how he dickrides all the g4p steroid crew too. "Heres why fake natties are okay", "Why DLB and OHearn might be natty", "why $1500 duckeggs isn't a bad thing".

>>36087559
FOR YOU

>>36087066
quite similar to that faggot chestbrah

>Big fat strong guy
>lifts a lot
>is sad

>>36086614
> Weird laugh.
> Gay?

>>36086808
Kinobody

>>36086776
blaha

>>36086707
Scott Herman obviously

>>36087344
his workout routine is mediocre, it's basically cube method w/ proper periodization and a bit better frequency.

Best Asian

> Darth vader breathing

BEHOLD THE SCREENSHOT OF MY FACEBOOK FEED WHERE I POSTED A PICTURE OF A MAN I FOUND ON INSTAGRAM, LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE MUST BE ON DAT DERE DUCK EGG SUSTANCES BABY PLEASE LOOK AT THAT MUSCLE MATURITY AND FULL BELLIES I SALUTE THOSE BELLIES

>>36091180
kek who is this?

*flexes for five minutes*

greetings trufriends

*autism intensifies*

and by the way im not racist

>>36087037
Furious Pete

>>36086614
George Leeman. Anyone saying Maxx is a huge faggot.

>just screaming, when will he learn?

>>36086742
blahino

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>>36086614
Only one clue:
>pic related.

>>36086717
Vince G

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>>36086614
>>Deadlifts, the channel

>powerbodybuilding

>>36086984
Cody Lefever

>worst physique on youtube
>has a friend with an anoying voice
>spends way too much money on barbells

>>36094252
Mike O'Hearn?

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>>36087327
>those shoulders.

>>36093958

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alxXqErsEWs

>>36087014

David Laid and his friend

>>36094351
Yep

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>>36087035

>>36087066
>>thinks that you should go to failure every workout
where he says that? i never heard him saying anything about going to failure

>>36086707
Clarence0

>>36086614
severe autism and shit insertions the channel

More like Massthetics, chewndog is weak compared to them.