>Late as fuck in my gym >only person there working out

Rodents or roaches?
Dubs decide!

>>36023033
homegym master race?

Whatever it is, don't fight it and don't run.
That would be cardio, and cardio kills gains.

>>36023051
roiders

>>36023051

gains goblins imo

>>36023051
its rich piana

>>36023214
This made me laugh

He's up there looking for more scoops

>>36023033
how many grandaddy longlegs are there?

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>>36023238
>He's up there looking for more scoops
>you can hear him scream "c'mon" louder and louder
>with an occasional barely audible "yep" in between

oh fuck

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>>36023033
He knows you didn't post AYY LMAO.
Prepare for your gains to be taken

God dammit guys.

I just heard a defening bang and now everything is really quiet.

Holy fuck I don't think I can finish my workout, something wants me gone.

>>36023420

420 blaze it

>>36023033
Is it cold where you are? If so it could just be heating system if they have steam heat.

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>>36023294
Somebody needs to draw this

>24 hour gym
>2 in the morning
>squat session
>finish first set of 5
>hear something above me
>look up
>vent above me
>brush it off
>finish another set
>hear something again
>it sounds like some type of animal
>look up
>see something run through the vent
>Jesus fuck
>must just be seeing things
>in the hole on my heaviest set
>305lbs ATG
>close my eyes
>start rising
>make it to the top
>rerack my weight
>open my eyes
>see the leprechaun from those old movies but he's jacked as fuck
>shit my pants and pass out
>wake up in the morning
>gym worker asks me what happened
>I-I don't know
>go to my gym bag
>protein powder is gone
>you can still hear c'mon sometimes at the gym if you listen carefully enough

>>36023477
This could explain the noises, but I still swear something is moving above me.

Plus I can't shake off this feeling that I'm being watched.

Of course maybe I'm just crazy.

>>36023514

You aren't working out right if you're afraid of anything while in the gym. You should be raging on your pump and feel immortal.

>>36023480
No one is gonna draw 305

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>>36023562
315* fuck I'm retarded

Or someone just shop piano onto here

>>36023514
You don't feel like you're being watched, you are alert and wary because you are alone and scared of some noises.

It's just the heat dude. Consider if it were someone/thing in the ceiling. Would the ceiling actually be able to support them? I'm guessing it's one of those dry wall ceilings that exist only to cover the wires and pipes from view. Those can't hold weight. So it's not a person.

If it's an animal it would need to be small because of weight issues. And if it's small, it's not going to hurt you. What small animal that could be found in a building are really afraid of? Opposum? Raccoon? Skunk? I don't think it's any of these honestly.

>>36023662
You gotta understand I marathoned the alien films last night.

>>36023420
it's just some ghosts mirin, break the PRs for them

>>36023033
It's the gains goblin you fucking idiot. why do you think everyone goes to the gym at peak hours when it's a known fact the gym will be busy and it will be hard as fuck to get your sets in? It's because the gains goblin prays on stragglers.

I keep petitioning the mods to add this to the sticky and they keep ignoring me.

>>36023480
>tfw no /fit/ Junji Ito comic

>>36023680
And if you hadn't, you wouldn't be so scared? Then there's nothing to worry about. You saw a scary movie and now you're timid.

>>36023033
its zyzz

remember, he's lifting every rep with us

>>36023748
the mods are non believers bro
this is getting 2spooky4me real quick

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>>36023080
>>36023089
>>36023214
>>36023238
>>36023294
>>36023420
>>36023480
This thread

This reminds me of that thread about some anon's crazy gymbro who scared ghosts

>>36023748
o fuc

Are you actually afraid? I slept in a house where I could hear faint whispering saying to kill myself by myself and didn't give a fuck.

You're just lifting. Man the fuck up pussy. Holy shit.

>>36023514
>feeling of being watched
This is a normal feeling. It has nothing to do with you being actually watched more than it has to do with your reptilian brain being more alert in case of predators.

This has to do with the fact that predators usually prey on lone targets. That's why you feel that way when you're alone. Unless you can literally detect the photons being projected from an unknowable source like someone's eyeball, there's very little chance the feeling comes from actually being watched.

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>>36023480
I'm no Sir; shall I continue drawing?

>>36024239
Nice!

>>36024239
proceed

>>36023306
ayy lmao

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>>36024239
Dang son, aesthetic drawing.

>>36024239
yes

>>36023294
topkek holy fuck m8

>>36024239
bro go to /ic/ and Read the sticky, you will make fast af noobgainz. I mean if you want a new hobby, read keys to drawing, pdfs are everywhere

>>36024149
Implying animals shoot photons out of their eyes

>>36024390
Thank you senpai.
I shall continue the comic

>>36024239
bump

>>36024239
You should try drawing rotated clockwise by 90°. Dunno if it helps drawing, but it definitely helps reading.

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>>36024239
Update plz master.

>>36024239
Yes keep going please

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>>36024239

>>36024625
Oh shit brah, is that why I'm not famous?

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>>36024706
OH BB

>>36024092
This is quite common but extremely dangerous.

It's one of two things:

1. The onset of paranoid schizophrenia. If it happens again, get help immediately. Apparently if the voices use your name, it's more likely to be this.

2. Low-level carbon monoxide poisoning.

Either way, hearing voices (as in, genuinely and clearly hearing voices while you're awake) is normally a sign of something serious.

Ignoring them isn't "being a man", it's being a fucking moron.

As for you OP, stop being such a faggot. The false ceiling covers huge, long metal ducts used for heating and ventilation. These expand and contract by quite a lot as the outside temperature changes, and make quite a racket. You're only noticing it now because you're alone and its quiet.

>>36024761
Didn't use my name. Just said faint nasty things that I could barely pick up. Hasn't happened since. Literally wasn't scared at all. Wasn't even scared after sleeping in the pitch black woods and hearing shuffling and other weird ass noises. You guys are just pussies.

>>36023306
AYY LMAO.

Probably that fucking zombie girl out of the Grudge.

Why didn't they fucking hit her? She's a gimpy little shit that's dragging herself towards you. Pick up the TV and throw it at her.

Ffs Japan, fight these fuckers back.

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>>36024706
>zyzz is that you

Too good !

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36024800
You were probably just dreaming.

That accounts for 99% of ghost "sightings", people dreaming shit.

That and people exaggerating the truth to "prove" that ghosts exist.

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>>36024625
Here you go princess.

>>36024883
Srs? Fucking mobile kek

>>36024883
So are you going to be the new official /fit/ comic artist? Since SiR is to busy being successful?

>pls reply

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>>36024883
>bro how much you squat
>4pl8
>dude ni-
>each plate is 305 pounds

>>36023051
Probably just Scooby getting in his post workout cooldown.

>>36024913
this ahah

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>mfw I see this thread

>>36023306
Ayy lmao

>>36023306
Ayyy lmao

>>36023306
ayy lmao

>>36024239
>>36024706
>>36024883

Holy fuck please keep going

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Sorry for being slow; drawing as I go.

>>36025146
<3

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>>36023480
>>36024239
>>36024883
>>36025146
Waiting on more gold

>>36025276
Zozzle

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>>36025276
GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE HE SHOVES YOU IN A SAUNA

>>36025146
>tiptoe squats
no wonder he lost his gains

>>36025276
>baby
>not brah

come on /fit/

I'M FUCKING ZYZZ BRAH

>>36025386
Light weight baby/ zyzz brah. Sorry got them mixed up.

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

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>>36025276
ITS THE FUCKING PIANOCAUN

>>36025276
He should be saying a creepy rhyme. For example:

>diet diet diet
>train train train
>but in the end
>[cut to the gains leprechaun]
>i'm gonna steal your gains

>>36023294
Laughing like an idiot in laundromat

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36025506
Ah shit, good idea.
I'm just following what was the original story by anon; adding a few jokes here and there.
I've never made a comic before.

>>36024706
>dat form at the bottom squats
SNAP COMICS

>>36025600
The leprechaun thing is supposed to be rich piana though

He's just starting to look like that thing from the movie
>>36025502
>>36023586


But these comics are hilarious

>be at gym around my normal time which is 2 am
>only car in the gym parking lot
>car parks right next to my driver door side
>keep lifting but dont see anyone walk in
>shrug it off
>45 minutes pass and the car is still there
>sometimes his headlights turn on and turn off
>getting kind of spooked because my work out is almost over
>keeping a watch at this point
>on last work out which is already an hour after the car parked next to my car
>it finally drives away
>dont know what the fuck was that for
>shrug it off as some guy waiting for a work out buddy
>maybe was trying to rob me as i came out
idk
was pretty weird

>>36025146
>dat form again

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>>36025646
Better?
Thanks for the feedback.

>>36023306
AYYY LMAO

>>36025823
I'm a pretty shit artist, but if you want to scan/upload those I can go over them with my drawpad so they look better in digital format.

Then I can add color, etc. if I have time.

>>36025843
Do it, I'm staying in this thread.

>>36025843
if you dont I'm gonna steal all your gains faggot

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36025843
Unfortunately I don't have a scanner :c you are more than welcome to work at them if you like.

This thread is,
>AYY LMAO
And
And people wating to see how the comic turns out.

This thread has really brightened my day/ scared the fuck out of me, thanks.

Also Ayyyy Lmao

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

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Ok that's it.
Sorry most of it was rushed; if I had more time/equipment.
Hope y'all enjoyed.

>>36025989
AYY

>>36025989
Great job anon!

>>36025989
Nice m8 you could write your own comic/manga if you wanted. good job

>>36025989
Beautiful

>>36025989
>cmon
hahahah

not bad man... if this was just a comic some anon randomly uploaded it would be 5-6/10 but since I knew you just did it on a whim 8/10. Good job

>>36023776
There's that dude the moves gravestones.

>>36025928
If you have a smartphone get the camscanner app

>>36025882
>>36025891
I'm playing Rainbow 6 Siege with friends right now, but i'll do it in a few hours or tomorrow since I have the day off. I'll upload another thread if this one is dead by then.

>>36023089
This. Watch out they will get you

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

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>>36024977
Dubs confirm Scoobs was spooking OP.

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36025704
Most likely a homo waiting for a hookup.

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAK

>>36024706
dat back curve
you need to study what a hip angle is please, this is /fit/ my man ass in any form must be aesthetic

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36025823
You're kinda obviously rushing it now

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36025989
you the man anon

>>36024761
That shit's some /x/ worthy spooky shit you got there my nigger

>>36025989
That was pretty great anon, cheers.

>>36023249
In the world?

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
XENOS SCUM

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>>36024761

>>36029220
the gains goblin should have huge calves because that's what he steals from me

>>36025276

Beautifull the bulge detail.

>>36029220

kek

>>36023306

AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36029220
SHOO GAINS GOBLIN SHOO!

Let's get him out of here brehs!

>>36023306
AYY LMAO XENOS SCUM

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36025989
great thread thanks

>>36024761
I know it's reddit, but this relates to #2

https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

Might be interesting to some

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
Ayy Lmao

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36024149
>autism

>>36024149
How do I catch people looking at me all the time?

>>36024149
>literally detect the photons being projected from an unknowable source like someone's eyeball,

That's not how it fucking works.

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

OP here.

I successfully completed my workout guys.

Also what the fuck happened to my thread?

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>>36031066
This sums it up

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>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36024149
>reptilian brain

The goyim know, shut it down

>>36024977
OP please, how is Scoobert doing these days? Is he well?

sincerely dongle

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
AYY LMAO

>>36023306
not taking any chances

>>ayy lmao