ITT: Alpha stories >Me: Would you prefer to go to the history

Why? History museum is a way better idea for a date because there's more to talk about and you can speak above a whisper

>During dinner
>Mother: would you like some more cake ?
>Me : No

Felt pretty alpha

>>36010098
History museums give a broad insight into the past, dumbed down for casuals. Art museums give very fine nuances of the past that require special knowledge to truly exploit and understand, but to a level far deeper than a tourist would know.

>implying I give a fuck about dates

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>asking qt3.14 out
>"Hey, wanna go out?"
>"haha WTF ew no"
>"jokes on you me neither"
>"okay weirdo"
>"th-thanks"

Fuak im the alphaest! Im tha Best

>>36010058
> See Alpha story thread
> derail it with art vs history debate

History museums are much better. Art museums are for psuedo intellectuals only.

>>36010115
It's "No thank you", you ungrateful shit

>>36010058
Retard, never give women choices. That's the least alpha thing imaginable.

>>36010211
You can learn more about human nature through the art that the humans communicate. A history museum would just fill up it's space with flashy items like a tank or a dinosaur skeleton, to maximum tourist profit and attraction.

>>36010136

art is 4 fags

>>36010240
oh god... you're that guy

>>36010232
He didn't give her the choice of whether she wants to go to a museum in the first place, atl east from this context

>>36010240
I fuckin like dinosaur skeletons
How can i learn about human nature through art when a big chunk of what's in those museums is religion-based paintings?

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OP in front of "art" thinking he is deep

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>>36010168

>>36010288
The only way you can learn about history 300 - 1700 AD is by looking at religion because it was the core of life.

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>>36010288

>How can i learn about human nature through art when a big chunk of what's in those museums is religion-based paintings?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!

https://vimeo.com/112655231

>>36010211
Both of which are off-topic

>>36010366
>https://vimeo.com/112655231
Is this anything like what Umberto Eco talks about in his book on beauty?

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>at a bar
>qt comes up to me
>"Want to buy me a drink"
>"No"

She seemed really mad.

>>36010522

I could not tell you. But it is a fantastic documentary that I think encapsulates a lot of why people have an instinctual distaste towards modern art.

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>be me, on date with a girl
>We were walking down the street, was gonna go back to mine
>suddenly she goes quiet for no reason
>I ask if she's okay, no response
>Wait 5 mins through awkward silence, she won't make eye contact etc.
>Ask 1 more time if she's alright, why isn't she talking to me
>Nothing, not even a murmur
>Turn 180 degrees and walk off
>See her drop the act suddenly realizing she can't see where i've gone
>Frantically texting me
>mfw bitches think i actually have time for these games

>>36010546
>missing a chance to get laid.
>look guys I'm so alpha

>>36010522
>not reading the name of the rose instead

>>36010546
Similar story my fellow alpha
>at bar
>qt comes up to me
>"It's her 21st birthday do you have any singles"
>"no"

>>36010240
I can learn more about human nature through this shit Taiwanese bayblade forum then a modern art museum

>>36010598
I applaud you, thats awesome.

I fucking hate games, shit is so absolutely unbearable.

>>36010643
I never specified MODERN art, strawman strawmanson

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>>36010632
>do you have any singles
What did she mean by this?

>>36010546
similar story

>"anon, buy me a drink."
>"sure!"
>order a drink for myself and a water with lemon
>"here you go, it's a vodka water"

S A T A N I C
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>>36010598
What the fuck was she trying to do? Was she setting up for something?

>>36010686
Friends with single digit body fat %

>>36010610
Missed a chance to be a beta provider is about all. Gets drunk on your dime then goes and fucks chad? Alphaasfuck.meme

>>36010705
she wanted attention or something, probably making sure i was emotionally invested in her before i invested my cock into her cervix

>>36010660
yup, same.

>>36010226
please stop mom

I don't look at people I know when I walk past them and I know they are looking at me and expecting me to say hello but I won't.

They probably think I'm an asshole

Jokes on them I'm just alpha.

I also don't have a lot of friends.

>>36010947
>I don't look at people I know when I walk past them
>They probably think I'm an asshole

This is so me but it's because I don't wear my glasses instead of because i'm a cunt

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>>36010947
Alphas have friends you beta cuck

>>36010546
I've always said no to whores who think talking to me makes them deserve a five dollar drink. It's beta as fuck if the only way you can pick up women is by buying them drinks. Truly being alpha means not giving a fuck about what random sluts think and not having to buy your way into their pants.

>someone opens the door for me
>don't say thanks

Realest alpha coming thru

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>>36010136
Lol my god the fact you think this is alpha behavior is probably the most beta thing about it

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>>36010947
Hahahah dude what.
This is horrifyingly beta. Alpha male mentality isn't "prick" it's confident, outgoing, and a leader. Not a quiet loser nobody would even know about if they died. Leaders of the pack die and everyone mourns.

>sit beside girl at bus stop
>she pulls out 1984
>me: hey that's a pretty good book. Do you like it?
>her: yes.
>me: cool. For school?
>her: yes for school
>me: nice. What about Animal Farm by him? Did you read that
>her: no
>me: that's a good one. Brave new world?
>her: yes
>me: Fahrenheit 451?
>her: no
>me: it's good too. Well... I'll let you get back to your book

She didn't look up at me even once. Anyway it was pretty alpha

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>>36010947
I just raise my eyebrows at them desu.
>they actually raise their hands against the force of gravity to greet me
>I just acknowledge them with a facial twitch

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>>36011386
We were being ironic you know

>>36010136
>>implying I give a fuck about dates

I could tell from your post that you don't get very many

>>36010058
Should have gone to the history museum to pick out a spot for the future of your relationship.

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>>36011443
Kek

>>36010136
All art is trash.
You are trash.

>>36011439
Stop fucking tripping in every thread you homo

>walk to bus stop from coffee house
>stomach hurts
>walk by apartment of girl I vaguely know
>been there once before
>use spare key in double flower pot
>shit in her toilet
>leave

>>36011778
>all art is trash
Maybe your brain is trash?

>>36010632
You're supposed to say "I'm single" and wink, you faggot.

>>36012328
Did you flush

>>36011386
Fahrenheit 451 isnt made by Orwell you autistic fucking retarded Asperger loving fucktard shit.

>"high five anon!"
>cross my arms and give her the stink eye

>>36011386
Fuck, I'm trying to get better at talking to girls (or just new people in general) and that pretty much sums up every failure I have. How do I get out of that cycle and actually have interesting conversations?

>>36012415
Don't mind him, he's obviously a muslim.

>>36012925
Neither is Brave New World.... Same dystopia theme in 1984 as well as F451

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>>36011386
Reminds me of that time when some nerd tried to talk to me because I was reading GEB. Let me fucking read in peace you autistic neckbeard.
Also the book turned out to be fodder so I'm less than amused.

>>36010598
>turn 180
>not 360

never gonna make it

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>>36011439
SOL, you're qt m8.
be my bf?

>>36011127
truthful post.

take her to the video game museum

>>36012328
You fucking chad

>>36013008
Try having something interesting to say.

>>36010211
What about historical art museums?

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>>36010240
>He doesn't like tanks
Woah there pilot boy, no need to spread your bum that wide.

>>36010365
See? shitters like you start believing this.

>taking GED courses 4 years ago at local college
>girl I vaguely remember from middle school is there, looks exactly the same
>I'm leaning on rail, shitposting as I wait on my ride
>over the next few weeks she becomes obsessed with me
>don't know how she got my number, but called me every morning mid fap
>huffing every time, don't think she realizes
>she did
>thinks I'm into her
>keeps trying to get really close, physically and emotionally, to me
>absolutely nothing in common
>offer to be fwb, she declines
>cut ties right there
>still had to see her in class every day
>get a kick out of teasing her until we both get our GED's
It was a good time, now I'm in college and don't even feel like toying around anymore

>>36010660

You dodged a bullet there brah

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>>36018380
Leave degenerate
Zyzz would be ashamed

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>>36012328

>>36010546
Correct answer would have been:
>so it's $5 to talk to you?
>What do you do for $50?