>tell 3 grills at a parry I do furniture delivery for work

When you admitted to them that you are a failure

>>35638802
/thread

>>35638780
>I pull away because I can't lift as much anymore, explain I lost my gains because my job

That is where you fucked up retard. Stop talking yourself down

What did I fail at?

How early in a conversation should I bring up /fit/ and for how long?

>>35638845
never. when a women ask you how you are jacked just lie and say you do push ups and jog, then go on to something that's actually relevant to what you want, like getting pussy

>>35638780
Your problem is you tried to be yourself.
Classic beta mistake

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I lost most of my gains to a rare autoimmune disease. I'm regaining feeling in my hands and legs very slowly and still have horrible muscle pain. be lucky you're healthy you faggot

>>35639099
Autoimmune diseases suck...
I get sick all the time because of a shit immune system and loose most of my gains. On the bright side I never have to cut.

>>35639099
what disease? i wanna read something on Wikipedia right now.

>>35638780
You were a downer. Be more phony. Be upbeat, joke around

>>35638780

Furniture delivery bro here, job is kicking my ass, past 5 months I had zero gains, but I lost a lot of BW.

Don't give up, do your job with pride and push yourself hard.

No one this autistic was at a party talking to three girls.

>>35638845
Why would you want to bring up the dark side of the Internet in any normie conversation at all?

>>35639135
thank god it was an autoimmune disease and not something awful like ALS or MS. I've been tested for everything.

>>35639146
Hughes Syndrome. Basically I had mini blood clots all over my body and had many small strokes and migraines that left my right side partially paralyzed

Chicks dig when it looks like you aren't obsessed but driven.

Oh yeah, I work out a little, but yeah, getting jacked was easy.
They dont want to hear it took years of discipline and hours per day in the gym

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>>35639185
>4chan
>dark side of the internet

>>35639194
i do work for the ALSA, sucks making friends in that social sphere, they're gone within 5 years :'(

>>35638780
> females

Ahhh there is your problem anon

>>35639217
I'm sorry to hear that my friend. Slow deaths are so painful to the soul.

>they grab your arm
>"yeah, i used to lift more, Maybe i'll start lifting again... Do you want to grab a drink?"
Stop being a faggot

>>35638780
>explain I lost my gains because my job
>glorious 230lbs to mere mortal 215lbs
Here, here is where you went wrong

wii fit and zumbu dumb ass
alway wii fit and zumba
where have you been?

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What you should have done

Yeah. Some sports photographer took a still shot of me lifting. Wanna see?
>show them pic related
No joke it worked for me.

Are you guys mad at me for misrepresentation?

These dumb bitches don't even know zyzz

SHOULD OF TOLD THEM YOU GOT SO BIG AND MUSCULAR FROM CARRYING AROUND YOUR HUGE COCK AND BALLS

>>35639460
But I'm a girl...

>>35638780
>Where did I go wrong /fit/?
when you told them that you lift under 3pl8

>>35640022
Just wear an iron strapon then.

>>35640114
Most useful info yet. Thanks anon