>be me >walk into gym with my dad >walk up to the front

>>35585962
have you learned from it?

>>35585962
Learning experiences happen in life.

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>>35585962
You can still salvage this.
All you have to do is pretend to be deaf every time you go to that gym.
And you have to kill your dad. He knows.

>be me
>smashin with gf
>"talk dirty to me anon"
>icandothis.png
>want to say "shut up or ill stick my dick in your mouth"
>instead say "shut up or ill stick your dick in my mouth"
>the fuck did i just say
>awkward silence
>continue fucking like nothing happend while avoiding eyecontact
>tfw still think about this years later
>mfw

I sometimes think how bad i am in social situations. When i go here i am relieved because i am not even in the same ballpark of retard as here.
Thanks man for the reassurance

>cashier: see you later
>me: thanks

FUCK YOU CUNT. YOU WENT OUTSIDE THE STANDARD SOCIAL PROTOCOL FOR A CASHIER YOU DUMB BITCH REEEEEEE

>>35586038
>tfw my mom is the same as me and my dad joked that she should pretend she's deaf/mute in social situations

>>35586056
OP here. You're welcome. :^)

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>>35586082
forgot the image

>>35585962
Is it really that hard to say "good, thanks"? I mean it's two fucking words.

Seriously, the autism on this board sometimes is staggering. How can people be this socially inept?

>>35586077
>[That'll be $32.48]
>Hand over cash
>[Receive change]
>thanks
>[Do you need the receipt?]
>no thanks
>[Have a nice day]
>thanks
>...
>... ...
>... ... ...
>y-you too

>>35585962
>my dad responds for me in situations like this

Holy shit you're literally a baby

You fucking baby

>>35586092

I used to be like that. It's because my mom would always talk for me, sometimes even talking OVER me if I did try.

Eventually you either get away from the people who do it for you and learn to speak for yourself or you stay and never open up.

>>35585962
>usually my dad responds for me in situations like this

You have to stop this unless you are under 5 years old

> Order some nugs because im gonna die happy and looking ehhhh pretty fit
> Girl smiles at me and asks if I play feetball
> I reply with a huh?
> She makes note of my underarmor
> I say , nawww its just cold outside
> She is still smiling at me and making eye contact
> I glance away
> Finally get my nugs and bounce but before I do she tells me her name like I was too retarded to see her name tag
> Get home and open my bag
> Three boxes of nugs and a fuck ton of sauce packs
> B-but I only ordered one box
> Feed the extra nugs to my dog and never go back to that place again because im scared of seeing her again

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>>35585962
In my country there is no place for this dumb anglosas small talk with completly anonymous people. Just good morning, thank you, goodbye.

Asking somebody 15 times a day in work:
>you good?
>yeah

lel

>>35586351
what the fuck is that? that thing holding the gun shouldn't exist... fucking abomination of nature.

>>35585962
>fingerprint scanner
Is this actually a thing?

>>35586053

Hate this shit. What does fit say in this situation? I just go all the way in and hit her cervix and shes like dont do that.

>>35585962
>Go to publix with dad
>Go pick up some jamaican patties
>Been eating them all my life
>Lady asks if i've ever had them before
>Curious as to what she'll say, so say no
>Dad gives me a weird look and says loud "Why are you lying" chuckling about it
>Don't know what to do
>Stay silent until we get them and leave
>In car dad asks why i lied
>Say i was curious
>Says whatever and shrugs it off
>I ca never go to that publix alone ever

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>>35586077
KEEEEK

>>35586053
Anon...

>>35586382
Should've told him you were tryna smash

>>35586382
Dad is a stand-up kinda guy.

>>35586053
admittedly i'm as virgin as one can be, but wouldn't you both just laugh in that situation?

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>>35586382
You might be a pathological liar anon. I wonder if you lied about that story?

>>35586104
sometimes you too is a perfectly acceptable response anon

>>35586472
This is /fit/, home of insecurities. We don't just laugh. We hate ourselves forever.

>>35585962
>go to a one-day cookery course, just the teacher and four students
>walk in
>teacher comes and introduces himself to me
>this is the first time in a long time that i've met somebody new/had to introduce myself, so i literally just stand there looking at him
>he has to ask me what my name is
>this was 3.5 years ago and i still think about it regularly

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>>35586363
a-anon what are you trying to say?

>>35586334
Idk how this started but its Great, it shouldve been a thing sooner