>Tfw you're above the "kill yourself you 5'8

>>35515836

>tfw 5'11
>tell people you're 5'11
>"no way anon! my friend is 6 feet and you're taller than him...you must be 6'3 haha!"

Why do people care enough to do this? Should I say I'm 5'7?

>>35515836
>shoes simulate being tall
>designers select high contrast between shoe and sole so everyone can know user is actually short

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Yeah but can you get a gf like this? (minus tattoos)

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>>35515872
I'm 6ft and claim 5'11" just for king of manlets status.

Rather rule among manlets than serve among lanklets.

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manlet shoes thread ?

>>35515836
Literal /effay/ meme

>>35515973
>be 6' 3
>wear shoes like these during winter
feels nice to be honest

>>35515976
>/effay/ meme
in 2012, sure. Roshes are mainstream as fuck now you can't call them memes

Don't be insecure bro it could be worse, I'm 5'8 and recently pulled a nice 5'9 light skin lady who sucks my cock like a demon and has people lookin at my manlet ass like DAMN how did that mother fucker pull the lady of my dreams.

Anyway it's more about the charisma and confidence, how you say it, not what you're saying, stop sizing yourself up to every guy you see, put some shoes on that give you an inch at the club or when expecting womanlets wearing heels

>Am 6'4"
>Have a size 15 shoe
>Impossible to find decent shoes in local stores
>Have to shop online
>Can't tell if a shoe is even going to fit well because a size 15 is too big in one brand and too small in another
>Can't find shoe inserts to replace the ones that get worn out by my work
Fuck.

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>6'0.5
>Where roshes and im 6'3
>Still tell people im 6ft

>>35516074
well, you're not lying.

>6'3"
>all shoes i have would be described as "manlet shoes" as they push me to 6'4"-6'5"

>>35516061
This, I see a lot of short guys with hot girls that are taller than them. The one thing they all have in common is confidence, I've never seen a quiet short guy with a taller girl.

>6'3
>actually want to get some shoes that will make me taller

would have already bought kaishis but I can't find the ones I want

>>35516064
dude we're the same person, i'm 14/15 depending on the brand and shoe shopping is the worst thing ever

not /fa/ but if you have a Marshall's or equivalent store somewhere around you they generally have a decent selection of clown shoes

>6'4"
>literally never think about my height

Life is good

>>35516252
>5'7"
>constantly think about my height
Life could be better

>>35516313
get some nike kaishis

boom 2~ inches. then throw some of those boost soles in it for another inch or two

5'10+ is making it

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>>35516336
>nike kaishis
high heels for bitch boys

>>35516252

how about your proportionally tiny penis, anon?

>>35516412
still as big as your wrist

>>35516252
I'm 6'3 and I only think about my height when I talk to someone taller than me. I get this weird feeling, I can't identify it for a while and then I realise that I'm just so unused to looking up at someone when talking standing up, it's weirdly stressful or something.

>>35516487

dicklets, when will they learn?

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>>35516516
>it's weirdly stressful or something.
yeah this right here, I'm 6'2. It goes away if you're mates with them, I don't feel this when about with my mate who is like 6'7

>>35516336
They look nice. I am considering it, thanks senpai

>>35516566
make sure you get a pair where the heel doesn't contrast the rest of the shoe like op's pic

otherwise it'll be obvious you're getting four inches from your shoes

/fit/, would you rather be 6'2 and bald or 5'6 with a full head of hair?

>>35515836
Good job wearing the same shoes as my dad

>>35516074
>adding total elevation off the ground to your height

>>35516061
i dare u post a pic of her ass tho

>>35515836
If you're with a girl insecured of being with a smaller dude you're are doing it wrong m8, unless you are just trying to smash brah

>>35516336
i...if my license says I am 5'10 but my doctor calls me a 5'9 manlet which is right?

>>35516586
6'2" and bald. I would just hope I have good beard genetics.

>5'8" manlet here

>>35516639
doesn't matter when you're in shoes that give you 2+ inches

>>35516586
>be me
>5'7" and balding
>(no gf)

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>>35516736
I know one of those feels

>>35516586
6'2 and bald to be honest

>>35516736
>>35516766
>me too
>I'm me, not you

You retards, the design on the outside does not represent the actual lift of the shoe itself. I have those shoes and they don't even lift as much as my other shoes that look flatter

>>35515872
>tell people I'm 5'10
>you ca-an't be I-I'm s-sixfoot t-tall
>why do niggers lie about their height

I'm 6'2 and I purposely avoid shoes with any kind of heel because I'm already the perfect height

>>35515836
>mfw I'm turbomanlet so I don't even care anymore
Sweet freedom, I'm 5'4'' btw

>>35517024
dude you're smaller than my 13 yo step-sister

>>35515923
you can get black soles

>>35517210

>step sister

your dad is a cuck

>>35515973
boots always look good with any pants and they make you look tall

wolverines > timberlands though

>>35515973
>>35515996
>>35518539
>being too poor to afford Red Wings

>>35516064
I can promise you the best decision you will ever make is to go to Nordstrom Rack. I've got 14/15 and I can always find legit as fuck shoes in my size for like half of what I think i should be paying

>>35518794
>being too poor to afford Danner

>>35518837
>being too poor to afford Dubarry

>mfw ive actually seen a lot of manlets wearing these lately
>mfw i didn't realize it until now that theyre just trying to look taller

Kill yourselves, manlets. Useless humans.

>tfw 6'4" bare feet, shoes make me 6'5-6'6
Best feel

>>35515973
Check out those Lebron X basketball shoes, them motherfuckers add like 2 inches

>>35518870
>being too pleb to afford Carpe Diem

My friend insists his 6ft but I'm 5'9 and stand tall as him