Does /fit/ have a practice gf? >2016 >Not practicing for

>Whats your excuse?

nobody wants me

I can't find a practice girlfriend either

>>35483133
I'm a bit of a manwhore tbhlad, I sort of just go through them

>tfw ugly breakup four years ago
>tfw she cheated on me
>tfw nobody I've met since then can compare
>tfw self inflicted pain, built her up to now impossible make believe standards
>tfw met qt a couple of months ago
>tfw actually like her
>tfw dumped via text
>tfw back to being a slut

>>35483133
2016 is the year of GF so OP I will ... I will

That seems like a mean thing to do
I know you can say durr everyone uses people but you can rise above that shit

>>35483189
We both will anon

>>35483133
you're.. not serious, though, are you?

>>35483133
Though I did but she hasn't texted me back in about an hour, that means she hates me right?

>>35483133
this is how chads end up getting ugly landwhales preggy

>>35483216
Yes

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Seems like something a fag would do, love the one you're with lads.

Why would I want two times as much work?

>>35483133
hmm that's quite true. i really need to get female friends so i can practice my flirting skillz on them and then just ignore them when i meet a real qtpie

Do you mean lowering your standards slightly to get a girl to practice date conversation with and sex? Or a side chick?

Because I've done both and it's really not that hard, I'm a weird manlet but damn college girls are slutty

>>35483531
First one

>>35483538
Oh yeah that's a must for people who have never had a gf before, you can't just walk into the gym and 1/2/3/4 outta nowhere, you gotta work up to it.

>>35483133

I believe in learning on the job.

>>35483561
That's how you get fired from your dream job

>>35483203
Insha Allah brother

Reddit get the fuck off this thread.

I've been thinking about getting a 'practice girlfriend'. Do any Britbongs know how much an hour ought to cost and which websites to go to where the girls look like the picture?

>>35483133
The fuck is up with this practice gf meme? I've seen threads on /r9k/ and /b/

By the way if i could get any gf (who wasn't hugely fat, or disgustingly ugly)

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I practiced with a guy.

That still counts right? I am still visiting him. He is getting kinda clingy though.

>>35483819
-i would, life shouldn't be this lonely

>>35483834
It gets better anon

t. permavirgin who managed to get gf

>>35483184
>tfw im on /fit/ and i can't tell chad to leave without the roaring support of the masses behind me

>>35483184
Slutbro reporting,
Dedicated to self control for 2016
We can do it!

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Lads I've just started dating a girl and she's already told me that I'm doing nothing with my life atm, even though I already work 2 jobs 7 days a week and have a few hobbies. One of those jobs being a career job.

She might not even be worth practice gf desu, should I jump ship?

>>35484006
yup

>>35484006
fwb bro