Hey everyone. I've been trying to get healthy this year

Good job, buddy. Keep going.

please trim your beard I beg you

Don't change a thing baby girl you are perfect the way you are

>>35474153
This

>>35474116
Perfect body, bear mode is what girls get wet for

>>35474116
Thank you you beautiful sonovabicth for reminding me of this year's leap day.

11/10 bruh

SHAVE YOUR FUCKING BEARD HOLY SHIT

>pulling your shorts so high people won't notice your love handles
You're one clever son of a bitch.

>>35474116
>spend $2 and go get a new toilet paper holder, if your shitters not in order -your life won't be in order.

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Step 1 is buzz that fucking beard down to a manageable length. 1/2" or shorter.

>>35474116
Who are we, your mommy and daddy? Fuck the fuck off, you fucking fuck, and go motivate yourself.

>>35474116
Keep it up dude, don't let these guys get you down. A lot of us in the /fit/ community like to see people getting better and improving themselves, gg. Keep goin.

You're lucky that you don't get manboobs.

shave that beard senpai

>>35474116
>uses Snapchat to take pictures instead of the regular camera
>buzzfeed tier chest tattoo (http://creativefan.com/sun-tattoos/)
>literal neckbeard with "lel le nerd glasses
>shorts pulled up to guy to hide fat apron
>no curtain for window
>tp roll on backwards

Let me guess, your dad has an alcohol problem and your mom always claims " she could never lose the baby weight" even though she wore a size 14 wedding dress. Some people just never had a chance anon

>>35474116
i'm diggin the shorts pulled up over the belly button

>>35474222
trips have been spoken

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Aren't you that day animal from Facebook?
Seriously google Carl Ludwig Sherburne and see what a piece of shit this fucking ape is.

>dat supernatural tattoo
That's a whole new spectrum of americlap-ism.

What's there to curse upon?
-Very nice clean bathroom
-Rad tattoos, women love them
-Satanist redditor, love your style, only fedora would make you more complete
-Neckbeard showing off your manliness
-Compliments nicely your bearmode body
-Very nice glasses, surely got the idea from /fa/
-Standing on your toes for maximum non-manlet gains (Yeah I've fucking noticed)

Nothing left to add, 10/10
(Maybe eat bit more, bones are for dogs and meat is for women :)))))))) )

why do people grow out their beard but shave off the mustache? it looks fucking ridiculous.

>>35474319
Look at the tattoo on his left arm. Pretty sure he doesn't care what women think.

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Carl Sherburne?

>>35474116
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>35474116
fuck you

Seriously, I'm not motivating you. You haven't even started and you already are looking for a push. Go seriously fuck yourself. I hope you stay fat

>>35474116
start with the beard, gotta let that fedora looking shit go

>>35474264
Lol I want to fuck you that was a fun read 4 me

What the fucking fuck is that beard.

Day 2 and you need this shit? How about you shave those pubes on your face and grow a pair.

>>35474367
Oh right, didn't see that
I guess that's why he looks so smug

>>35474370
>>35474290
Yup
You still get off on being a worthless edgelord Carl?

SS + GOMAD

Don't take pictures everyday of yourself. Do it weekly. You're gonna make it anon we believe in you.

Fucking card player neckbeard go die in a fucking fire and shave that disgrace of a beard you american fat piece of shiiiiiiit

How does one let themselves get this big? Serious question

>>35474141
>>35474207
>>35474221
this seriously

>>35474116
>Day 2/366
>Day 2/any fucking number

Confirmed never going to fucking make it. Now go back to /r9k/ you fat fucking peice of shit!

>>35474116
arent you the guy who says this every year and gives up like day 20-30?