How is nofap supposed to get me LAID? 1.5 weeks in, I'm

>>35413574
>All those poptarts and kraft mac and cheese
She is going to be fat as hell once she has a kid and hits her thirties.

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>>35413586
Who the FUCK cares DUUUUUUDE

>>35413586
Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed this

>>35413574
I've been there too lol. Can't do much but learn from your mistakes. Don't go so fast next time

>>35413574
nofap is for one purpose and that is for young guys who have erection troubles and for that nofap is a lifesaver. i only had sex properly and enjoyably for the first time with rock hard wood at age of 24 thanks to nofap.

all the other bullshit about superpowers is just hilarious and you need to stop reading forum posts from 15year olds

>>35413574

placebo

doesnt work, just exercise

>>35413574
no need to no fap, really. just stay away from porn, lol

>>35413574
>Pop Tarts
>Kraft Mac and Cheese
>Nutella
>6/10 face

She better change her habits or she'll lose the only thing left good about her

>>35413574
Radicals on either side are wrong.

It doesn't give you increased testosterone, muscle building, whatever

However, it does increase sex drive and give you motivation to pursue women.

As seen in OP's case, it doesn't work for everybody. But not everybody is the same. You have to remember that it might work for you even if it doesn't for everybody else.

Don't let /fit/ hivemind guide you. Just try it out for yourself and see your personal reaction to it.

>>35413586
>>35413619
the fact that you noticed it proves you're gay

Even if nofap gets you laid you will last like 5sec when fucking a girl because you will blow your load almost instantly if your last fap was like a month ago.

>>35413726
So?

>>35413642
>nofap is for one purpose and that is for young guys who have erection troubles
/thread

>>35413574
if you already have enough self confidence to ask a girl out and go on dates you aren't supposed to do nofap.

Nofap is only for socially retarded chronic masturbaters.

>>35413762
???

Getting dates is easy as fuck, women are desperate for attention and will go with anyone who gives it to them
Getting laid from those dates is hard, THAT'S where the confidence comes in

>>35413574
Ever heard of:
>Rape?

>>35413603
You will if you get baby anchored to that future sea cow.

>>35413774
if they're going on a date with you they're already like 3/4 of the way to fucking you. All you have to do is not be retarded.

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>>35413828
>Just not be retarded

Do you KNOW how insanely hard a date into a fuck is to pull off?
You need to constantly say the right things, constantly escalate without appearing needy, constantly work your charm

Say ONE WRONG WORD, and you've fucked up the entire night
Seem beta for ONE SECOND, and she realizes she can play you like a damn fiddle

Modern women are fucking crazy man, wish I was gay so much

>>35413574
i did nofap for a week, went to a bar for my friends bday, got a big titty latina grinding all up on my cawk, blueballed. the next day my ex called me and i went to fuck her.

meme magick? possibly

just dont look at porn

>>35413574
I have been completely celibate now for 7 weeks (nofap and no sex) and I can honestly say it has done nothing for my training whatsoever. The only thing that is different is that I have really vivid sex dreams every night and feel horny almost constantly.

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>Planet sized boxes of junk food
>That beautiful
There is no god

>>35413853
Uh, no? Just chill man.

>>35413574
Switch to noporn. It's not you rubbing your dick that's the problem it's you watching other guys get theirs sucked.

I once went a month without wanking in Afghanistan and ended up bare backing a local woman.

Shit was mad, literally traded him some British shit my family sent me.

I wish I had uncontrollable horniness, consider yourself lucky OP - I've been flatlining hard since August

>>35414907
>local woman
>traded him

Make up your mind, faggot.

>>35413853
My experience is different because I am attractive, smart and funny but dating is pretty easy if you understand what females are looking for on dates. I'm not going to spell it out for you but if you watch a handful of movies you'll pick up on common themes of what a girl is looking for

>>35413574
>Is nofap a hoax?
yes you fucking retard

>>35414990
He's referring to a pimp

nofap is ONLY good if you have a girlfriend and you get sex at least twice a week. In that case fuck porn and fuck fapping.

If you're a permavirgin like us, then fap away. It literally won't change anything.

>>35413574
>my penis just took control and I escalated way too quickly, making her completely turn off
happened to me, just keep that in mind next time. control your dick

>>35413642
>all the other bullshit about superpowers is just hilarious and you need to stop reading forum posts from 15year olds

fake and gay. i've experienced many changes in my life because of no fap. though i was a chronic masturbator. multiple times a day. if you're fapping once a day or every other day, then you probably won't notice much of a change.

>>35413574
No fap works for three kinds of people:
1)Those who masturbate excessively, think 2, 3 times a day. Or those who masturbate once but in a long session-more than 1 hour-. It helps because they were spending too much time on it, obsessively.

2)Those who are living on the brink. Especially postgrads, first year undergrads in difficult programs and those who are on a demanding career sometimes can not even spare effort for fapping, stopping it actually reduces stress for them and allows them to concentrate on other things.

3)Those who have severe dismorphia due to watching one too many porn.

These people start to gain their coherence back, which sometimes canalise into personal relationships.

No fap is bullshit for any normal male who faps every 2-3 days.

>>35413642
I'm 24 and just recently had sex with a hooker with no boner problems after 4 months of nofap/noporn and a decade of previous boner problems.
Boner problems ruined my last relationship.
Seriously, nofap (but much more noporn) is an actual lifesaver for those of us with porn induced dick problems. I was going to kill myself.

>>35414752
negro pls poptarts are what I eat between sets for maximum gains

>>35415133
Damn i fit number one and number three but i have no problem getting laid of getting it up even after climaxing like 2 or 3 times. I have a gf too. But i hap a gazillion times. A day and for long periods too. The sad thing is i have a full time job and lifting schedule and hobbies and friends. I lose sleep because of tuggin my shit instead

Are you a human being or some lower primate Anon? Use that frontal lobe in that brain of yours and fucking control yourself.

Stop blaming no fap and own up, take some fucking responsibility.

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Stop fucking blaming no fap and own the fuck up Anon. Are you some sort of lower primate or a human being with a developed frontal lobe?? Act like it.

Control your fucking self

Nofap is only effective for people who masturbate like 3 times a day.

Just fap 2-3 times per week and you will be okay. Even doctors say that.

>>35415133
>normal male
>faps every 2-3 days

sounds like your test levels are very low
if you dont fat at least once or twice a day, consider getting TRT or roids

>>35413586
plus she's a dwarf so she's destined to look like shit when she gets older

>>35413574
if your horniness level is impairing your day to day life, of course it's not fucking good for you

just fap once a week or so. god damn it

>>35414862
how about nude pics like in the sexy women board?

>>35413853
Putting up an act doesn't work anon-kun just be yourself and date chicks with more or less similar interests, lets assume you're both into exercise but shes into dancing, learn to dance or if shes into yoga,go to a yoga class with her, even if you end up sucking go into it with confidence. Bitches love confidence

>>35415856
Depends on your boundaries I guess.

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>>35413853
The reason you think it's hard is because you treat human interaction like a game. Which is why people most like clock on to this and feel uncomfortable you bloody Muppet.

At the end of the day we're all just sacks of meat with feelings, if you just treat a person like a person and not some complex puzzle to be manipulated and solved you'll have a much happier existence Lad.

>>35415653
This.

Do noporn if u need help getting it up for a girl. Fap about every other day max and youll be ok. Dont fap 2-3 times every day. Its ok to come across a pic of a girl on fit but its not ok to watch porn as you beat your dick for an hour every time u wanna masturbate.

nofap fixed my boner troubles ("needing" cialis at 28 is no fucking fun). it's very good for that, everything else is pretty much crap

Is nofap good for premature ejaculation? When i was dating i could hold myself a little, now that we broke up, i started masturbating everyday, and the other day when i got drunk and went to fuck a hooker, i cummed on 10 pumps max.

I did no fap for like 8 weeks once and ended up going home with a qt after a party and it was the most epic load I have ever blown. It was ropes of steamy goo that just kept coming and coming out and landing on her stomach

totally worth it brehs

>>35417206
probably the opposite desu. You wear a condom with that hooker? When i wear one i can fuck for hours. If its a legit problem id say instead of nofap, you should do alldayfap. Fap like twice a day for as long as you can. Edge it , stop, edge it, stop, finish. Also i found ibuprofin helps keep me hard

>>35413853
Stop following a fucking script and just be natural. Dates are the easiest way to get laid

>>35417227
Weared, which is even stranger, with my ex i didn't use a condom, but was able to hold longer.

Through that hooker was way prettier and sexier than my ex too, and knew her stuff.

>>35417260
hopefully uj got round 2. idk how hookers work. same shit happened to me tho with an ex. Used to fuck her all the time and sometimes i cldnt finish for whatever reason. We break up and we have sex after like 6 months. wear a condom. 1 min into i have to stop to try and slow down. start up again 10 secs later and blow my load in 15 secs. was terrible. she gave me the most dissapoint look but whatever, i put my thumb in her asshole.

>>35417104
I think you solved my shit, son. I'm not OP, but what you said really helped towards changing my headspace area. Keep on keeping on, man.

>>35417415
Thank Coach corey wayne

>>35417415
Lol you watch him too? Its been pretty helpful desu

>>35413574
>Falling for the nofap meme

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>>35413574
>nofap

>>35417415

Thank you based God

>>35413800
God dam Are u seriously thinking about having a baby with her ? From looking at her pic. Thats beta /femanine as fuarrk . Only desparate girls do that

>>35413574
Why don't you just fap you fucking retard? Who the hell told you that nofap had any benefit whatsoever?

>Thirsty dudes thinking more desperation will make them more successful

Kek

>>35417415
>the average girl has had sex twice as much as the average guy
This makes no sense
Say there are three guys A,B,C and three girls Z,Y,X
if A has sex with Z,Y,and X then his number of partners is 3 and the other two don't have any sex at all then the average for males and females is 1.

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>>35413574
I've been doing no fap for 2 months (still watch porn tho) and i had a wett dream on monday (which was quite funny).
So i'd recommend it.

>>35417237
>stop following a script
>proceeds to tell him what to do
>add insult to injury, this faggot uses the "just be urself" meme
>liamhemsworth.jpg

you. i hate you

>>35419505
Asian detectee

>>35419505
ur complicating things, faggot. u know what he meant.

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Here's a very Normie and realistic no fap experience. I have no agenda this is purely anecdotal

I never had any erection problems however actual sex started to become very boring for me and I began to prefer masturbating to porn. I had a very hard time reaching ejaculating with my gf who I actually find to be extremely attractive(pic related, mosy im wilong to post). She is also 5'1 and under 100 lbs, so she has the tightest cunt ever.

Found out about nofap, and that I was masturbating at lightspeed with a death grip. Do my best cut out porn and only masturbate at speeds sex can replicate and with a light grip. Still use porn occasionally (it's fucking amazing, make me worried about addiction lol I can't fully quit). But switching my masturbating habits was hard, had to no fap for a week to be able to cum like that.

So far this is definitely improving my sex life. Before it was taking 45 boring minutes to reach ejaculation and it was hurting our relationship. Still working through it but in a much better place.

>>35419505
I disagree with him too, but you've got him all fucked up lol. He obviously didn't mean the mean average

>>35419714
>my girlfriend
You have to be 18 to post here, she looks like a child.

>>35419505
Median = Average
You're an idiot.

>>35417104
I dont even have a personality so I NEED to say and do all the right things. I need to put up an act or else I'm super boned in any situation.

>>35413662
its called aging and happens to everyone no matter what
besides angie verona is old news until dan bilzerian finally gets her to his pad

>>35417104
>human interaction isnt a game
it has conventions and taboos, playing the game is exactly what manipulation is

>>35419505

Nah, 'average' is misleading here. He should phrased that differently.

He said 'average guy', not 'average sex for a guy'. The mode amount of sex for guys is 0. Most men are getting 0. Thats what he meant 'by average'. Your expected male from a random selection gets 0.

He said it wrong, but thats what he meant.

>>35419505
10 guys and 10 girls, each one corresponding to a number on the universal attractiveness scale. E.g. 2 that would rank a '5', etc.

Average guy is a 5. Average female is a 5. Average female has sex with rank 10 chad 3 times. Average male has sex with rank 4 uggo once.

Voila, average female is having 3 times as much sex as average male.

Seriously anon it's 1st grade

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>>35413574
>does nofap
Its no porn faggot and unless youre watching tranny scat video's so much that youre desensitized by anything less even that doesnt change shit

>>35413653
> this bioscience is silly but mine is totally legit
You're justbas retarded