Good morning son You're starting to look pretty big without

>>35410769
eggs, thanks mom, I have to go catch the school bus. Bye!

>>35410769
I would like for daddy to come back..

My mom's Nigella Lawson?

>Some milk mom!
>Oh we're out of milk?
>Well you can always make some you know...

>>35410791
yes

>>35410791
that would be fucking amazing... all those dirty knickers for you to sniff

muh dik

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>>35410783
>want daddy to come back

Look outside, he just ran to the store for some milk

>>35410820
>implying he didn't steal it from the neighbours

>>35410769

Fresh milk. Lots of it.

Did you know with enough nipple stimulation anyone can lactate? We could have fresh milk every day with your udders mom. Haha..

>>35410769
Ebic thread

>>35410769

You look p-pretty good without your shirt on too Mom...
pls respond

>>35410820
whats going on here? It's the 2nd time I see this.

>>35413825
Boston marathon bombing put the area in lockdown. He got milk for a family that could not get out

>>35413876

not him, it was another cop and this is shoop based on the GOMAD meme

>>35410791
>My mom's Nigella Lawson?
That would be the cruellest trick of fate, to have your mother be Nigella Lawson, considering I'd like the bang the living daylights out of her -- and she'd make me the most awesome breakfast imaginable the next morning. Oh, cruel Universe..

>>35410769
Freshly squeezed milk

>>35410769
>Not cooking your own breakfast
You guys were shit kids

>>35410769
An English muffin