>be me, fat NEET >get job >start losing weight then

>>35386357
Is that the Gaston that got his head blown off?

>>35386365
No. That was Devon Staples, who spoke with a tenor voice. The Gaston featured in my picture is who I like to call "Good Ol' Gaston" for his noticeable Southern Accent. Then there's "Gravelly Gaston", the best Gaston in my opinion so named for his gravelly voice. "Travolta Gaston" is the one who has the push up video, but he got fired not too long ago.

>>35386381
So male tumblrinas are a thing huh

File: gaston.jpg (44KB, 677x376px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 677x376px

>>35386357
Who... gives... GAINS LIKE GASTON...

>>35386394
I'm not a tumblrina, I'm just a Gaston admirer. Every night before I go to bed (post fap) I watch a couple Gaston videos. You can learn a lot from them.

File: GastonHair.jpg (93KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 800x800px

>>35386408
HAS HIGH TEST LIKE GASTON...

File: gaston 15.jpg (53KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 720x480px

>>35386425
DOES SQUATZ AND EATS OATZ JUST AS MUCH AS GASTON

File: gaston3.png (276KB, 761x426px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 761x426px

>>35386446
NOT AN INCH OF HIM IS SCRAWNY OR SKELLY.

File: gaston 5.jpg (342KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 1920x1080px

>>35386456
HE EATS PROTEIN AND DISREGARDS CAAAARBS

File: Gaston_(Reprise).png (756KB, 1163x650px) Image search: [Google]

756KB, 1163x650px

>>35386456
AND EVERYONE'S MIRIN HIS BIs

File: gaston 7.jpg (373KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

373KB, 1920x1080px

>>35386495
YOU CAN ASK TYRONE, ZYZZ OR SCOOOBYYY

File: Gaston-vanessa-and-gaston-28452857-600-765.png (192KB, 600x765px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 600x765px

>>35386505
ALL OF THEM LOVE IT BETWEEN HIS THIGHS

File: gaston 2.jpg (32KB, 677x376px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 677x376px

>>35386518
NO ONE'S RIPPED LIKE GASTON

File: Sexy-Gaston-vanessa-and-gaston-12523840-600-782.jpg (57KB, 600x782px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 600x782px

>>35386541
NO ONE'S SWOLE LIKE GASTON

File: wow.jpg (30KB, 263x396px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 263x396px

Thank you anons. Had a good laugh.

File: gaston straight.jpg (180KB, 1024x513px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 1024x513px

>>35386557
NO ONE'S QUITE SO INCREDIBLY "STRAIGHT" AS GASTON

File: gaston 9.jpg (3MB, 5000x2877px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 5000x2877px

>>35386557
NOBODY'S GAINS ARE NATTY LIKE GASTON

File: lefous.jpg (286KB, 1600x902px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 1600x902px

>>35386593
"WHEN I WAS A LAD I USED 4 DOZEN SCOOPS EVERY SHAKE TO HELP ME GET LARGE"

File: gaston2.jpg (67KB, 648x432px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 648x432px

>>35386617
"NOW THAT I'M GROWN I DO 8 HOUR ARMS SO I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAARGE"

File: gaston 3.jpg (27KB, 680x372px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 680x372px

>>35386617
NOW I EAT BETAS FOR BREAKFAST SO I'M ABLE TO DEADLIFT A BAAARGE

>>35386381
He got fired? Damon why? I met him at Disney World and he was a cool dude; a truer Gaston there never was.

>>35386644
I read on a Disney forum he got fired for continuing to do push-up contests.

>>35386598
Mirin' forearms

File: gaston_1.jpg (50KB, 504x367px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 504x367px

>>35386638
"I USE BARBELLS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING"

>>35386680
HOOK UP WITH STACY'S ALL DAAAY LOOOONG

>>35386680
OH WHAT A /FIT/ GUY, GASTOOOON!

I love you, /fit/.

Please let someone screencap this thread.

>>35386690
A true beacon of autism, this thread is.

>>35386644
Does he have an instagram or something?

kek at this entire thread

File: 1266722696908.png (120KB, 351x285px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 351x285px

>>35386593

File: rich piana.jpg (12KB, 261x221px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 261x221px

>>35386625