Just finished a heavy squat session today before Christmas. How

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>>35362802
wipe your ass your filthy fuck

>>35362827
I do anon, I think it turtle-necks out as I'm squating

>>35362802
Butt plug.

>>35362853
I was hoping it wouldn't have to come down to that.

Do kegels.

>>35362802
Change your diet. You're eating something that causes inflammation in your bowels. It could be dairy, eggs, soy, poultry. You got to figure it out and stop eating it.

>>35362836

Not well enough apparently you dirty motherfucker.

Start wet wiping your arse if you have to.

>>35362925
I can't stop eating egg whites

>>35362802
>worried about the wife seeing them
If a pair of underwear with racing stripes is gonna have a detrimental effect on your marriage, you may want to reevaluate your life m8

$10 says shes got a pair of blood stained panties burried somewhere in her underwear drawer

>>35364160
This family, also why buy white underwear, thats just fucking stupid. Also avoid grey

>>35364185
what you got against grey

>>35362802
Have you tried shitting prior to squatting

>>35362836
Then poop before you work out? jesus christ man

>>35362802

Finger your butthole with some toilet paper when you wipe. Not even joking, there's more shit stuck in there than you think.

>>35362802
Try wiping your ass mate

>>35362802
Are those magic Mormon undies?

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here are mine

godly smell mate