>you will never be a dwarven blacksmith achieving maximum

>>35299744
Dwarves=manlets

Yeah, no thanks

>>35299753
Elf lanklets pls go.

>>35299744
You know you can learn blacksmithing right?

>>35299951
>>35299753

>implying being a vampire isn't the GOAT

>>35299744
Unhealthy work environment.

I'm good, breh.

>>35299978
vampires aren't real

get a load of this retard

>>35299966
I think he wants to be a manlet too

>>35299978
Twilight pls leave

Dwarves are essentially the Jews of the Tolken world.

>obsessed with mining valuable ore
>have slaves dig for them
>sit back and horde all the ore, diamonds, gems and precious metals
>always in a state of slight anger and bitterness

>>35300066
That's a little weird but ok.

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undesirable physique imo

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>tfw you'll never achieve uruk-hai mode

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>>35299744

>>35300066
Jokes on you I'm 5'6

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You will never find the gem of Cytorak, granting permanent non-natty gains and near-invincible durability in battle

>>35299966
But your creations won't be used to mercilessly slaughter the enemies of your people.

>>35300221
Can't wait to see this on r/4chan! :)

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>>35301387

Jobbernaut

>>35301640
sez who? I'd be making armor and weapons