What the fuck is going on guys I have been eating protein bars

>>35298416
>It smelled like an animal crawled up my ass, died, came back to life and reproduced a few dozen times and then the whole animal extended family died and rotted inside of my asshole
>smells like i shit out a fucking animal holocaust apartheid from my ASS

I can't stop laughing my sides hurt so bad

>>35298416
hahahaahhahahaahhaahahhahahah

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>>35298416

Nigga u crazy LMAO

>>35298416
I can't sleep with closed windows when I eat 3 scooby scoops a day.

Also I have to flush the toilet 3 times.

/fit/ - Fitness

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>>35298416

best description of a smell I've read in a long time, good job anon!

>>35298416
>the fan is running currently and am still spraying lysol but the smell has fused with the floor walls and ceiling and my bathroom smells like thousand rotten corpses

ahah

ahahah
ahahahahahahahah

>>35298416
Buy some ozium and stop renting out your colon to animal families

Lol'd

OP here, update:

I literally just washed my asshole with a wad of paper towels with dishsoap and orange glow


afterwards i did the asshole-touch-test-and sniff

my asshole has literally been converted into the smell

and my finger smells just like it mixed with everything else ive touched today

WHY DID THIS HAPPEN

>>35298527
>the asshole-touch-test-and sniff

.........

>>35298527
>I literally just washed my asshole with a wad of paper towels with dishsoap and orange glow

so the orange glow bit, what?

>>35298527

orange glow, why did you do that