This is how it's done lads. Toy with these bitches until

I bet you are very handsome, 7.5 or higher.

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>>35269007

>>35269007
That game is actually incredibly weak. Unless if you're incredibly physically attractive, she's just gonna ditch your ass because you're being a fucking autist

>act like a pussy who makes stupid jokes
>finally get one to bite
>"heh. nailed it. so easy. man, i am SWIMMING in bitches. so fucking cool bro."

go to bed you pathetic little bitch.

>>35269007
Fuck you have shit chat

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>>35269013
>>35269011
5'9" duke of manlets bruv

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>>35269030

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>>35269034

You're dragging this bot joke for too long

>>35269034
Is this a cringe thread, I don't get it

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>>35269017
>>35269020
>>35269024
Suck it fools.

>>35269007
>stephany

I hate 'mericunts...rednecks need a list of allowed names and acceptable spellings

>met a Rion yesterday. Because Ryan was just not unique enough

The only people worse are the ones that put the emphasis on unusual syllables.

>Meet tinder date
>"Hello Angela" aka ANN-ge-LA
>"Its AN-GAY-la"
>she sucked cock like a champ, but fuck calling her that forever

>>35269043
It is painful

>>35269030
Sorry mate, but 5'9 is not that bad and a good face definitely cancels it out.

cringing like fuck dude

good lord

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>>35269052

>>35269056
Maybe you'd feel at home in Nazi Germany.

>>35269030
Holy shit, you are a sperg. You need to step your game up and quit sending 3 messages for every 1 of hers

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>>35269072
You guys way too many shits of what these hoes think

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>>35269082

>>35269034
>>35269052
I'm literally cringing so hard as I read this. I'm saving this for /b/ cringe breads

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>>35269089
This is her btw fuck ya niggas

Jesus Christ almighty. Is it possible to be this autistic ?

This is pretty bad

>OP's first time talking to a female

>>35269007
plz stop

Trying way too hard. You respond at least 3 times more than she does. Bad.

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>>35269100
She's getting emotional and talking to me about personal shit fuck this

>>35269089
You literally send an essay everytime she says something. I cant imagine what an irl conversation with you would be like. Also you took the bot thing too far to the point where it just got old and autistically tryhard.

>>35269082
>You guys way too many shits of what these hoes think

lol wat

>>35269119
Fine 1:1 more often you happy nigs?

>>35269007
the most cringe worthy betamax conversation i've ever read

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>>35269082
>be /fit/ autist
>meet 7/10 low self esteem grill on tinder
>make joke about how she s a bot
>she doesnt think it s funny
>drag the joke for a while still
>still doesnt think it s funny but tags along
>skip to a few days later
>first date
>spend $50
>invites me to her place
>making out
>"who would ve thought that a bucket of bolts could taste so good"
>hear her vagina shut down with the android power off noise
>"yeah you should probably go, i have some things to do for tomorrow"
>drive home and jerk off furiously
>a bucket of bolts

is this going anywhere?

>>35269147
Kek

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>>35269140

sorry to say it my boy but she isnt into you

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>>35269153
Going for her number next. Another pic of the sloot, can't wait to bust on them titties

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this thred

>>35269100
That was really painful buddy. Thanks for sharing. Go to sleep.

You are all forgetting she actually replied initially and continued to do so. She probably wouldn't opened my /fit/ pickup line? :(

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>>35269119
Already in the friendzone. Good job dude, that's record time

>>35269147
OP here and this shit had me rolling hahaha

>>35269076
Heil Hitler

>>35269100
>>35269164
wtf? two different people
a flip phone? nigga, you getting trolled

inb4 OP says he got her phone but doesn't post a photo proof of it because he actually didn't and should consider suicide.

>>35269100
>>35269164
nigga you about to get catfished

If this is the shit you have to go through to even have a chance at having sex in 2015 fuck it I gladly choose permavirginhood.

>>35269279
>>35269224
I forgot people only have one phone in their lifetime

>>35269164
what third world country you live in that still uses slide/flip phones?

OP are you planning on turning this conversation sexual at any point?

>>35269017
exactly this.
you're not half as funny as you think, but you should probably take her response as a compliment to your good looks... or maybe an admission that she's insecure/desperate.

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Are you fucking serious?

You're like that one really annoying uncle who tells the same unfunny joke every time you see him because you laughed at it politely once.

this thread is physically hurting me, cringe is reaching new heights

Tell her you're going to pound her pussy and get this over.

>>35269190
kek

>lol
>haha
>lol
>lol

...you are 12 years old and mentally challenged, aren't you?

OP, just for being so autistic, I've added her on Snapchat (you didn't remove her name you retard), so I can send her screencaps of this thread.

Normally I'd let it go, but you've got shit game, and you're overconfident about it.

Nothing personnel, kid.

Op u so fucking bad at dis

lmaoing at your life

>>35269537
can you post any replies?

>>35269537
>>35269560
this

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Holy shit this fucking conversation. OP you have some severe autism. I wonder how many tries it took until some girl actually replied to you.

>>35269537
haha lol :^P

>>35269007
oh god you're fucking autistic

>>35269537

lmao good shit

the amount of times I've seen these threads with over confident cringe fags is beyond belief.

destroy him.

>>35269560
>>35269575
Can't snapchat her yet, she needs to add me back, and I'm assuming she's asleep

I'm sure some smart anon can find her Facebook or Insta though

Could dox OP too if we get in contact with her, maybe that would teach manlets

>>35269537
>Nothing personnel, kid.
lel

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>>35269537

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Is this good? Am I alpha?

>>35269632
yes friend, you are top alpha

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holy fuck you are autistic

pic related it's probably you

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Holy shit kid

>>35269007
Hey faggot, if you're writing 10 words for every 1 she writes, you're fucking up.

>>35269056
Rion is the original Irish version of Ryan you autist.
t. A Ryan

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>>35269007
>tfw got two girls on Tinder who said they'd like to fuck
>tfw didn't do anything about it
one of them was even with the line 'if i was a honeybadger and you were an old shoe, i'd eat munch on you all night'

Threads like this make me feel better about myself. Maybe there is hope for me if autists like this are my "competition".

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Could this be her guys?

>>35269701
btw pls dont save this

>>35269708
Yeah I was looking at that on Twitter

Can't see any identifiable markings (piercing, glasses), although they do look somewhat similar.

Not sure if her Twitter is dead, and I don't use Twitter, but someone could try messaging her there if they want

>>35269595
>I wonder how many tries it took until some girl actually replied to you.
Well tinder started a while back now. And here we are finally. I'm gonna guess at ~1000 attempts.

Well at least he looks cool now to all his anonymous friends on the internet

>>35269537
nice
>haha im talking to a girl i bet nobody else on 4chans done this before ill be a god1!!11

I added her too. This is going to be fun once she wakes up lmao

>>35269708
Only if she did her eyebrows, got a nosejob and is a fucking shapeshifter

>>35269007
dont listen to them op
considering that most of this board are virgin sperglord autists, having a majority telling that you are doing in wrong means that you are doing ok actually))

cmon m8s, whats with the "cringe" bullshit, you are not supposed to like it, she is supposed to
exactly this game wont be successful in general, but game mastery is not a bag of tricks or a manual that you learn and follow, it is actually being flexible and calibrating
and he is doing exactly that, he goes with this stupid bot joke exactly for as long as she finds this funny, and he moves on as soon as she stops responding to it; he can actually mention it later again to form an inside joke between them; and making her snapchat you is great, she is doing stuff for you and investing her effort in you, thats what counts
nice job op, youre gonna make it

I agree that OP went a bit 2 far, but honestly, would you want to date a chick who wasn't into any humor? If some girl started to ignore me after i'd tell her my stupid jokes, then the sooner the better.

Atleast i'm not going to act any different to get a girl, i'll bring my own personality to the game. If she doesn't like it, then probably i wont like her. ofc if you're just chasing pussy then its different...

T: betacuckmax in a +3years relationship who got a girl with that kind of talk

>>35269632
post the navy pasta

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>>35269773
Looks pretty similiar desu senpai

Also she is from New York

>>35269890
I maintain they have entirely different noses, but it's not like there's anything lost by trying with her

>>35269890
Same necklace, confirms

Was that picture on her Twitter? Or did you find Facebook?

>>35269826
I wish i realized this much sooner.

I feel like I'm choking myself if i cant go with my real taste in humor

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>>35269910
>Same necklace, confirms
Oh yeah didn't see that. So it's definitely her.

I found her facebook. I checked who followed her on twitter and has a full name. Then I searched this guy on facebook and checked his friends for someone called Stephany.

>hitting on a 24yo with two kids
>ignoring all the red flags

baka desu senpai

I don't have the energy to tag any posts because there are so many.

But basically if you're using social media to try and get laid you're doing it wrong. I've never used tinder/whatsapp/dating sites etc. and have been doing fine.

The secret is that you have to get off your ass and leave the house. Bars, clubs and parties worked for me. I ain't no alpha either, just a manlet king with ok looks and the vague ability to make conversation. That's seriously all it takes.

>>35269007
I feel like I caught autism just from reading your intense autism.

>>35269957
I think that if you just want some pusseh its ok.

>>35269946
what are the general red flags when trying to date?

im kinda new to this thing

>>35269957
For bars and clubs, do you just go by yourself?

>>35269937
>>35269946
Ohshit OP pepper your angus

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>>35269537
My mission was accomplished boys

Maybe OP will finally learn

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Is OP still alive? I hope he didn't kill himself

>>35269988
Good job only 10minutes late loser >>35269937

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>>35269988

>>35269007
lmao how autistic are you

>>35269912
Its just that this site is full of neckbeard virgins who think that you have to act different, cool and alpaca to get a girl to like you. Its sad. If a girl wants you to ignore her etc. then she's not worth your time.

You have to be somewhat messed up if you think that hanging out with girls is a game where you have to act different etc. That's what makes me cringe, you desperate fuck.

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>>35269988
Ask her what OP's name is so we can dox him too

>>35269121

yeah basically this

jesus dude is this your first time talking to someone outside an imageboard

>>35269991
Yeah I wasted time screepcapping it

Thank you to >>35269937 who actually tracked her Facebook down, you the real MVP

>>35269988
OP on suicide watch
Also checked

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HAHAHAHAHA

>>35269973
If a bitch is a whore who would actually hold a conversation with you and whose prior male counterpart pumped and dumped her with 2 biracial kids, you should watch out.

>>35269988
Ayy, a fellow NC denizen

>>35270003
Just did

She's gonna be asleep for a few hours though, this thread will probably be dead and forgotten by then

I hope OP learned at least, maybe we cured him of his autism

Toppest of keks

To all

>>35270043
thanks anon

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>>35269988

he seems like a creep XD!!!!

>>35270044
If we dont let it die pls post screencaps

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>>35270043
Maybe that's OP's thing and he wants her to shit a third kid

>>35270067
I need to sleep, I'll keep tabs open and check back in 4 hours

Night night

>>35269974
When i was 19 I did sometimes. I moved away to uni and had no friends. I used to dress up like a hot pirate (playing off johnny depp, who i would look like to a short-sighted drunk chick), wear ridiculous new rocks that made me 6' 4", go to a packed metal/rock club which was a notorious meatmarket and tell anyone who asked that i ditched a lame fancy dress party.

It sounds pathetic but it's a friendly place so i quickly got talking to people and pulled hot/insecure goth/emo girls a lot. My kryptonite.

At 29 now though I def couldn't pull any of that off.

Yeah going with friends is much more fun. Just seem fun and approachable (look at those guys who just stand around looking sad -they will never get appraoched), smile and dance and say hi to people. Get just drunk enough to feel confident yet still be aware of yourself. At that club the smoking area in the courtyard was the only place without music blaring. Great place to get talking to people. 'Take up' smoking (you don't habe to inhale) or at least have cigs and a lighter available if a girl you like is in need.

A few times I've caught a girl mirin' and literally just walked over to her and started kissing her. The alcohol helps give you the confidence to do that. Also the girls really like guys just taking what they want. Even if she does push you away just say sorry and walk away. No biggie.

So yeah:
Wear clothes you are proud of/make you look good
Be happy, fun and approachable
Touch girls appropriately as you speak to them. Brush arm, hold their hip etc.
Drink enough to give you beer balls but not to be shitfaced.
If it's not going well just walk off. I've been rejected shit loads of times but i'm prouder of myself for trying.

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This is so fucking cringey f.am I can't even read the second half.

>>35270080
Make a new thread if this one is dead so we can laugh at OP senpai

>>35269988
Now THIS is the 4chan I remember. Good work m8, may your gains be bountyful.

>>35269013
>mysogynist observation right off the bat
So fucking alpha

>>35270095
>>35270107
All credit goes to >>35269937 for being the one to find her Facebook, your blessings are kind but please direct them to him

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>>35270094

but the 2nd half of the thread is the best

strong backfire itt

>>35270119
oh, it's one pretending to be a tranny from some 3rd world country again

A Y Y
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fucking christ op, are you practicing your PUA shit?

you know that shit's written by manlets for even dumber manlets, right?

duke of manlets, but king of losers. your autismo is off the charts. also you are incredibly boring. she's probably even more boring though because she's waiting up to read this sludge

>>35269708
>24 and dressing like an angsty 16 year old

welp, no wonder she fell for OP's PUA routine

>>35270164
She got dumped alone with 2 kids. Her pussy is sloppy from childbirth. She will take anything she can get.

>>35270091
Holy shit, way more in depth than I expected. Thanks man

>>35270094
2nd half is revenge on OP for cringe
9/10 would read again

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>>35269007
>thinking this is success

>>35269007
>>35269013
>>35269030
>>35269034
>>35269042
>>35269052
>>35269072
>>35269082
>>35269089
You guys clearly don't know how to play mindgames. You'll come off as desperate when she replies with three words while you type 3 consecutive messages

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>>35269537

>>35269045
This is mass destruction autism.

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OP fucked up.

>>35270252
>Changing your personality for a girl
>mindgame

kek. grow up

>>35270200
No probs bro.

Btw one of the one night stand girls I met, I arranged to meet again...and again...and again and now she's been my gf for 9 years.

Tbh probably the main reason I have never used social media for sex is because it barely existed back then.

Post screen cap on 7chan /fit/

why hasn't op deleted this thread jesus

somebody better screencap everything and post it in a 2018 /fit/ humor thread

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>>35270091

dressed up us a pirate?

>>35270324
He killed himself or is sleeping

>>35269007

This is how it's done lads, I put on a persona online and tell myself I am successful with women and look for validation on 4chan. But then when I have to meet them I'm actually scared and block/delete them.

You're a joke but hey keep trying haha.

>>35269802
look everyone, its the same faggot pretending he is a different faggot

>>35269164

She looks like a 12 yo breezerslut LOL what the fuck you aiming for nigga hahahahaeheaheha

>>35270002
That's all well and good in theory but if you are a complete fucking sperglord retard like OP then you should probably tone it down a bit when you are trying to get girls

>>35270449
You say it, like it's a bad thing

>>35270252
This. When you're double/triple messaging, you already lost. A good general rule is if your replies should be about as long as her replies give or take a little because they're women, but if you're typing fucking 5x more than her on every response, you are waaay more interested than she is. Also, shit like "lol i'm tooo lazy" or "i dont rly know how snapchat/kik/whatever works" or "oh haha im so bad at taking pictures" are all excuses. They're not interested if they tell you a blatant lie like that.

>>35269089
You both have shit Snapchat scores, 15k+ bby. I know this hot chick with 250k

>>35270457

It is unless you're a teenager that still has to grow his balls. Who the fuck wants a immature, retarded looking child on his dick? Oh wait this is 4chan.

>>35270327
PotC was big 10 years ago and I could vaguely resemble Jack Sparrow. I went more for the sexy, serious look than comedy look (fake parrot sewn to shoulder etc)

Also it's a good way to get noticed and start a conversation.

One time I got with a girl who came up to me and said 'are you the hot pirate guy?'. Good feels.

Get yourself some sort of prop/noticeable outfit if it helps. Not a fedora tho

>>35269094
I know right m8tym8 the cringe is taking over slowly

I gotta say this thread reminded why I come on /fit/ even with the shitty fitness advice
you bros always keep it real and put shit cunts in their place

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>>35269937

Holy shit fám, OP on suicide watch.

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>mfw this whole thread

>>35269052
Is this girl underage? Why a grown woman would entertain this is beyond me...

>>35269988

Jokes on you dude, she's a bot.

Get it? A bot

She's a bot...a bot...a robot...she isn't real

>>35269937
>2 kids
>ones a half nigger
holy shit what a catch OP!

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Toastin in ebin bred

OP here, you fucked it haha but it's aight. Talking to some other bitch atm as for the thread do what you like, cheers

I opened this thread because I wanted to know what normies think is impressive... I stayed for the cringe and shit on OP fest, now that we are waiting to hear back from steph... I just want to know what's fucking impressive to normies?!

>>35269072
talk to a dude like that and ur the 1 getting fucked

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>>35269537
Toppest of keks

>>35270962
>i got cuc-ked
>tfw i literally wanna kill myself
>even the internet laughs about me
>i am the biggest loser
>"h-h-hehe g-guys it's alright, i am talking to another bi-bitch"

>>35271001
Your the fucking cuck, faggot, but it's okay. I'm getting laid and you will be just jerking it to some trannies here

That last sentence hurt you, didn't it? You know it's true.

>>35270441
only a 16 old would think that somebody will actually bother to samefag for him

>>35269056
Rion is also a Japanese name.

>>35271013
Lel so salty u didn't get poon

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>>35271013
>That last sentence hurt you, didn't it?

>>35269155
"What's the city like?"*
Autistic and ESL.

>>35270962
OP is still an autistic faggot if this was him

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>>35269988

I knew browsing /fit/ while eating my post workout lunch would be a great idea.

>>35271033
>>35271038
>you salty you salty
>nerd memes
So you are going to be hitting that dick to some tranny porn. Still not getting laid faggots.

>>35269973
Using tinder/OKCupid and meeting in a club. I mean club is fine if you just want some action and don't mind a case of the herp

>>35271055
Pls tell me about ur purpose in life

>>35270478
what you are saying is basics
do you know what is the basic boxing/MT stance? now look at a pro UFC match and see how many ppl use this basic stance
game is not using some magic tricks and calculations and discarding the girl if it doesnt work
game is making her like you with zero initial interest, using whatever
what op did clearly worked

>>35271065
>nondenial
thanks for the confirmation

>>35271084
That was my first post to you. bitch

Losers: the thread

Even bij 4chan standards this shit pathetic - the OP as well as the ebin doxers

>>35271070
>it's impossible OP had one of his autistic buddies play the person he's talking too.

That has happened so many times on /fit/, /r9k/, and /b/. I doubt a quarter of the chat threads have a real recipient.
OPs shit is the most cringeworthy shit ever, he's acting like a 14 yr old sperg.

>>35271112
>this is my first week on 4chan

Mayhap le Gag of Nines or le Red twould be more to yer accommodation m'good gentlesir?

>>35269007
>OP talks to his first girl
>OP is so autistic he can't realize she isn't into the conversation at all
>SHES WET AS FUCK BROS

kek

>>35271142
>le ebin post-ironic 4chan rebuttal

I'm sure I've been here much longer than you and I don't say that with pride. I guess I've just outgrowed this juvenile trivial crap.

What's next, the fedora reply?

>>35271164
Stop being a sad cunt and laugh at idiocy. schadenfreude is a beautiful thing.

so why do people come on /fit/ to talk about girls

why arent you faggots on soc?

do you think people care about all the 5/10's you smash? kill yourself OP.

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>>35269030
>That feel when OP forgets to blur important information..

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OP confirmed for top-tier alpha male.
awesome job bro

>>35271164
What do you think is more pathetic, some young adults who have a lot of free time and dox some autistic faggot or you, a overweight man who is 30 - 40 years old, hangs most of his time on 4chan because all the people he knows are already married and are living a successful life.

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>>35270962
>>35271013
>>35271055

>>35271188
That wasn't me. I'm OP

>>35271171
It gets old

>>35271184
I'm 21. A lot of dumb assumptions fueled by a lot of frustration. If you project any more film tape will come rolling from out your ass crack. I hope you hate yourself as much as you hate others you useless sad man

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>>35271207
>I am 21

>>35271230
Failure

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This is how it's done; short and right to the point

>>35271207
>I've been on 4chan for years
>he's only 21

Congrats on being underage cancer for most of your tenure and congrats on being a maladjusted retard who spent his formative years shitposting about some gay shit.

Enjoy your loli, traps, and dragon dildos m8o

>>35271164
How long have you been here kid?

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>>35271182
FUCK, i looked

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>>35271238
Here's to you breh

>>35271013
ASS BLASTED
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>>35269988
Jeff give my fucking sides back lmaoo

>>35269030
>5'9" duke of manlets bruv

I hope he finally learned now

>>35271240
Neat more dumb assumptions.
I've been a normie luker most of my time and just came here to let off steam and laugh at losers like you, but that grew old.
But sure tell me all about retardation and alienation.. and while you're at it can you also show me on this doll where your daddy touched you?

>>35271247
Nearly 8 years

>>35271055
>mfw not going to choke the chicken to tranny porn since I'm a girl
lel OP u mad
>mfw I have no face

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>>35271013

Arrogant delusion: the thread.

Still laughing hahahahahahahahahahahshahshsjsjahajajajajajajhahahahahahahahahahahahahshshshshshsh (Get my breath) ahahahahahahahahahahshshahshshshshshshshshshshshsjsAhahahahahahhahahahahshahahshshshshshshshshshshshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshshshshshsh

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>>35271331
>Nearly 8 years
>being on 4chan since age of 13

Who is the more cringeworthy faggot guys, OP or this guy? Or possibly it's the same guy?

>>35271332
>>35271344
>no response but salt and u mad
serenity now, virgins

>>35271238

>paying for anything

>dinner for a tinder slut

you are a kek

why the fuck would you spend a dime on a slut

>>35271380
> guys

You

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>>35271394
do you want to fuck my tranny butt?

>>35271394
Implying I actually took her out

>>35271423
>implying you actually met up

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>>35271415

>>35271415

yes

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>>35271380
I'm 22 right now and first time I went on 4chan was when I was around 14-15, my friend told me about /b/ and that it had some funny and interesting shit in it and I randomly lurked it once in a while.
Prolly helped me quite a bit in understanding written English as I'm not a native speaker, not regretting a single day.

>moot was 15 when he created 4chan

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>>35271013

>>35271445
Exactly, I'd rather not catch superaids from the kind of girl who'd fall for that line

>>35271469
Surely moot was banned from his own board then? The fucking nerdy twat

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>>35271013
>I'm getting laid and you will be just jerking it to some trannies here


>>35271415
>do you want to fuck my tranny butt?
>>35271448
>nod.gif
>>35271468
>yes

>>35271415
>men hands
Kill yourself degenerate desu

>>35271380
Also I'm >>35271469 not the same guy you were responding to, just saying that there's probably still a ton of underage lurkers and posters here on 4chan but the smarter ones don't make it obvious.

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>>35271478
You didnt even get a number did you

F A I L U R E
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>>35269988
ded

>>35271525
Nah bro I never responded, shit was too easy

>>35269988
Nigga, that woman's husbands name is Dustin. Jacked nigga, muhreen now. I went to the same school as him. Small world.

>>35269988
Just seen the other tab you have ooen as well. God this is hillhairyarse. Lmao

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>>35271572

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>>35271693

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>>35271714

>>35269988
You fucking legend

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>>35271726

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>>35271768
I don't have any, but I do enjoy a little anal play once in awhile.

>>35271785
Bwwwwaaakk Cuck cuk kuk kek cack ceck cock cick cucK

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>>35271862
So many iterations of such an amazing, and to the point, word. Cuck.

Cock.

>>35270962
Jesus christ bro. Jesus fucking christ.

>>35269007

OP can you give me more advice on women? your game is insane bro, this grill is pretty much your waifu, you didn't even have to brag about your 1 rep

>>35271949
Go back to jacking it to tranny porn, bro.

>>35271017
Look everyone, that same faggot is pretending to be yet another faggot. How many faggots can one faggot be at one time? This is an impressive display of faggotry.

>>35271070
Don't you love how he keeps talking about 'op' as if we don't all know that its him

>>35271982
That's not OP, you idiot

>>35271415
Chloe is this you?

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>>35271996
w-who's chloe

>>35271993
"That's not OP, you idiot"

- OP

>>35271965
>implying I have stopped jacking it to tranny porn for a single minute of this trainwreck of a thread

>>35272012
/b/ trap i liked when i browsed b.

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>>35272027
you like boys, anon?

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>>35272037
Effeminate white guys i like.

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TRANNYPOSTERS AND TRANNY ROLEPLAYERS ARE HERE
ABANDON FUCKING THREAD

>>35272062
OP here, keep /pol/ in /pol/.

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>>35269988

Ay guys, anon who messages her.

I'm awake and she's replied, haven't gotten OP's name yet but hopefully soon

>>35272379
what did she reply?

>>35272413
Just normie confusion, "Who are you and how did you get my name"

Will post any relevant info regarding OP as it comes

>>35272434
awwww

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>mfw no matter how bad things get, I'll at least never be as insecure as OP.

>>35272013
We know you're OP faggot

>>35272434
She probably thinks you're the creep you fat fuck.

>>35272434
Post her this message

"Dear madame. Some person from Tinder posted your conversation, photos of you and your kids on the internet. Please be careful. We suspect he is schizophrenic and might be planning a rape or hijacking. Please send me his pictures and personal details so I can forward them to the necessary authorities."

>>35272483
Kill yourself.

>>35272479
>>35272525
OP mad as fuck

>>35269988
TOP KEK, OP GET REKT

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>>35272525
>fuck i am afraid she might inform the police and i will get cu.cked another time

>>35272483
>Dear madame
Dude, she just wanted a dicking, I doubt she runs a whorehouse.

>>35272379
>>35272434
>haven't gotten OP's name yet
Dude, don't do something that could really hurt someone. That's fucked up, yo.

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All these Tinder like threads... Fuck I miss /Adie/.

He was like the last funny trip. Now we have roid tryhards like MassTest.

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Watch and learn son, watch and learn.

>>35272552
Shut the fuck up, OP, you asked for this. Consequences will never be the same.

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>>35272569

>>35272552
This is to imply that manlets are people, and OP said he's only 5'9''

Nothing's gonna happen except some people would send him Facebook messages and his dumb ass might get in a screencap

>>35269632

I'm crying right now, no lies.

>>35272576
Why do you think he is OP? That could be someone different

>>35272532
Quit acting like you're not OP you landwhale autist

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>>35272552
>OP begging for mercy

>>35272037
No one likes this shit you faggot, your parents hate you and you should of been aborted.

>>35272633
>pointing fingers away from himself
the usual

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We need to summon the lord

>>35269007
You have the game of monopoly without any money OP.

>>35269030
>>35271180
That stefnyah gonna get fucked with now

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>>35272649
Why don't you put a sock in it.

>>35269007
So apparently shes 2 kids and a boyfriend/husband? Weird stuff man

>>35272677
Holy shit I want to fuck you so badly.

Contact info? I want to send you lewd pics

>>35272677
You're disgrace to human kind. And it be 'on' it not 'in' btw you have no ass learn to squat.

I am reporting this forum thread to the CyberPolice. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are lesion.

>>35272688
Get off this board you planet size neet

>>35269052
Cringe both of you are ugly most likely.

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>>35272711
>put a sock on it

>>35269709
but I really really really like this picture
>thanks Linda

>>35272747
Dude you have no ass

잘자

>>35272773
^What anon said.

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>>35272773
>>35272783
I have a mouth, though.

>>35269013
>lol
>lol
>haha
>lol

Fuck dude...

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>>35269537

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>not doing it right

>>35272800
timestamp or gtfo

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>>35269988

>>35272800
You don't say...

>>35272677
>>35272747
>>35272800
>This pathetic attempt on getting the mod's attention to delete this thread

>>35269017
Agreed

>>35272831
go on

Stephany Kneut
No actually I was in the process of delegating my account when I talked o him. And I never gave him my number also I figured he was a creep so I blocked him on snapchat but let me see if I can find his info there for you

It's all ogre OP, expecting your snapchat very soon

>>35272800
Trappy is fucking shit holy fuck

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>>35272874
>also I figured he was a creep so I blocked him on snapchat

What about his pictures / info from tinder

>>35272874
OP here you know u liked my sick game you dumb whore

>>35272874
Mods, delete this

>>35269890
>Has kids from different fathers
>confirmed coal burner

Not only is OP an autism but he has shit taste in women.

>>35272896
No mod can protect you OP

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OP IS OFFICIALLY DOXXED, I HAVE HIS INFO

Name; Bryant

Snapchat; bryantg1992

Somewhere in the New York area, potentially around Webster

>>35272800
bend over though

>>35272910
That's not allowed, anyways, no one really cares about this it's stupid

>>35272917
Why would you do that to humiliate OP. You're just as sad as him.
>inb4 I'm OP

>>35272917
Wasnt his name on tinder

>>35272917
>Any time m'lady
Supreme memer detected

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>>35271013

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>>35272917
>1992
Ashamed to be born in the same year.....

Good work anon

Delete the thread, mods. I'm not OP, I live in NC. I'm this poster
>>35270043

This isn't right.

>>35271415
KILL YOURSELF

>>35272935
Tinder doesn't give last names. I'm asking her if she has photos of him, but I think she deleted Tinder

>>35272929
lol okay Bryant haha, or are you just a bit lol

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>>35272917
>bryantg1992
That get's nothing, but...

bryantg92 gets pic related

>nj
>"fit"

yes/no?

>>35272929
Because he is a manlet fag who thought he was tough shit by posting his cringe material here :^)

>>35272957
Narrow ass clavicle
Unfortunate

>>35272957
It's close enough to New York

I think this is him boys

>>35272560
LOL at this dyel nigger i am LITERALLY kekking at your fucking life

you sitting all alone with yuor scrawny pathetic body while i am and getting fuarkin jucier by the day you lame cunt

When i walk out the door girls turn and stare and beg me for my number, LOL @ YOU. you reek of weakness and virginity

brb fucking your dream girl

>>35272957
Doublechecking with her on Facebook

>>35272969
>MassTest, MasTest

>>35272969
This definitely more edgy than faggot OP. Please don't have kids (edit: nvm i forgot the only girls you see are the ones on your computer screen)

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>>35272677
You can literally tell within .5 seconds that it's a dude in a thong.

>>35272986
but that's a girl

I take a break for a year from this board and suddenly nobody wants to fuck a homo butt

>>35272991
Where's the homo butt in this thread?

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>>35269937
>>35272957
They're like 5 hours away from each other, fuark

>>35272957
Lol hes a nigger, stephany should be lynched.

>black guy with the game of a 14 year old neckbeard

>>35272983
I could literally rape your pathetic ass and you coudn't stop it fukin keking over here. you arent a fuckin man you are a pathetic bitch boy looking frail as fuck. I really enjoy coming over here and laughing at your pathetic miserable lttle lives. come at be LOL you see me in the street you wouldn't even dare look me in the eye.

my sides are OUT omg i can't believe you fucking cυcks

>>35273012
>>35273012

Please continue doxxing and bantz here >>35273012
>>35273012