>"Okay. You've finally twisted my arm and I'm

>>35268230
You're going to teach me how to ride a bike

To meet my parents so they don't think I'm gay anymore

>>35268230
The butcher

>>35268230
hang on, my hands are cold, i need to warm them under your rolls

>>35268318
Sliding right into second base I see

Outback

So I can put you down like old yeller

>>35268230
Planet Fitness for pizza night and a leopard purse full of tootsie rolls.

Don't hate. It's the judgment free zone.

>>35268230
I'm going to my porcine wrestling room so that I can properly slam piggy.

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>>35268318
cmon dude you dont know what she has growing in there

>>35268555
Plumpin'

>>35268360

Underbuttered toast.

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>>35268296
Kek

>>35268230
>Where are you taking me?
to the treadmill

>>35268230
you're solo mid