So I fell in love with a female lifter from Glasgow and I know

>>35231091
>love

With a stranger you hardly know? lol

>>35231346
Slight exaggeration but ya know

>>35231091
Aye OP, I would suggest ya go get her some haggis and stuff.

It a be best you talk all fancy to her, maybe dude some one handed long throwing while ya at it. Have a bold heart.

Watch her stand proudly over the green tartan wave o'er blue mountains, with her long waving red hair.

If you ever go to Europe together, make sure to beat up some Italians.

Learn the bagpipes and play bagpipes.

Learn to sing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GowMI4wvmU4

And this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2CKivSfNlo

>>35231961
This is what passes for American bantz jesus christ...

You're probably too short for her.

Louise is a raging faggot autist :^)

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>>35231961

>>35233220
>Scotia
>American
???

>>35231961
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère...

Yes my love im here pls fuck md

>Isley calling Louise a raging faggot autist
>pot calling the kettle black

>>35233341
That's her name!

>>35231091
am in Yoker man, get tae fuck tho

Pls sleep Tiago

>>35231091
I'm from Glasgow, but not the burd you are looking for. Interested though. Bump

Ask her for a wee Glesga kiss baw heid

You should develop a deep and intense glorification of the working classes and propagate the idea that Glasgow is the friendliest city in the UK. You'll fit right in.

Glaswegians are like the Yorkshiremen of Scotland.

Cunts.

>>35231091
>tfw no lifting gf

For the record, I know the girl. We dated for a while. Her name was Louise.

>>35234071
Fuck off edinburgh cunt

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>>35231091
Is this her OP?

>>35234184
Nope

>>35234098
>>35233341
>>35233690

Pls fucking go you weak faggots.

>>35234176

Lel you got me by the way but, hen.

>>35231091
I used to live in New Glasgow. But I ain't her.

>>35233785
one time i got a bus to yoker when i wasn't meant to

>>35234216
doont le im ge is grips, ye ken

>

>>35234675

We don't say ken in Glasgow, how many times do I have to go over this.

And geeing TC grips is asking for trouble since he's done as much judo as me.

>>35234526
Limmy is it you?

louise pls

>>35234759
glass e cunt

>>35231091
Och aye ya wee bawbag, its me Ten Pints Louise, fur the last time ye cannae cop ma diddies so feck off ye Jessie poofter

I hope you find her anon :3

>>35235742
We aren't cockneys ya fuckin wee poof

>>35235847
Shut it you slaaaag

D U N D E E
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>>35231091
KILMARNOCK

>>35231091

Go up to her while she's having a swig of buckfast between sets and gently stab her.

Nothing like a romantic stabbing to knock a lady off her feet.

West is best

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>>35233350
>>35233220

>>35233220
>>35233350
>>35233365

Aye, ye have no sense of humor. Ye be never gettin' into her pis' flaps now.

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>>35237759
kek
reminds me of this guy

Newcastle bro here

Scots are the only people who we "Click" with in the UK especially ones from shitty places like East/south glasgow, dundee and Aberdeen - people say Liverpudlians and mancs but who likes those scruffy cunts.

Many blessed gains and glassing to our northern bros in 2016

WEST COAST BEST COAST

>>35239260
unless you're from oban

So it is Louise! Louise Murray was her name after some digging. She was really quiet but wild as fuck in bed. Liked some rough shit.

>>35231091
> glaswegian
I hope you enjoy STDs and alcoholism, anon