just hit a new deadlift PB using these babies why aren't

>>35230271
My PR's are hit by my personal assistant lifter, unlike you, I have royal class.

>>35230271
arrrrrggghhhh mateys shizyzzer me timburrrss
and a bottle o' rum and GOMAD

>>35230271

now that is stupid

>>35230271
Nice OP

Did mommy buy you those for Hanakuh

>>35230313

no yours did after i ate her pussy all night

>>35230271

i know straps can be nice tools for deadlifts, cause fuck having your grip stand in the way...but id never use those things , they just seem.....

>>35230271

Congrats on hitting 1pl8 anon! Gotta start somewhere! We're all gonna make it.

Yeah boi, i got them colour matching the training wheels on my bike.

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>>35230325
Ewww sick burn schlomo

>>35230271
because i diddle with the hands i was born with, like a real man does

Cause im not worried about lifting a lot of weight. Id rather stimulate the muscles properly and be jacked and shredded so i can fuk ur bitch. have fun woth ur DLs anon.

>>35230271
check out these coat hanger hooks i put on this nylon thing i got my mom to sew onto my old hot topic wristbands (SO happy I grew out of that)

>>35230271
>hit a new deadlift PB using these babies
So, you didn't do deadlifts today. Unless you also count using the assisted pull ups machine as doing pull ups.

>>35230271
because i'm not a gigantic pussy like you OP

Did you get that at Hot Topic faggot

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>>35230302
Underrated post.

I get it my friend.

>>35230271
Next thread: guyyzz how do i get big forearms?!?

>>35230271
Use them on a pull up bar see if you can get off

>>35230271
use them to finger your pussy later

>>35230271
The lack of calluses on your hands must really help you with giving buttery smooth handjobs, do you wear the thumb ring to add a "unique" sensation?

open your blinds and go outside you thumb ring wearing faggot

>>35230271
>what is chalk

>>35230271
do you use that to jack off?
use your hands like a man, faggot

>>35230271
I bet you do mixed grip too right? fucking egolifters faggots BEGONE

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watch your back OP

>>35230787

ahahaha

Holy shit you all got baited hard

It looks like your forearms desperately need that extra work though, go toss those in the garbage right now.

>>35230271
I think they're great for working sets, but I never use them for 1RM attempts, just my chalk.

>>35230958
>I bet you do mixed grip too right?
100% agree, if you don't compete, mixed grip is like shooting yourself in the face while smiling
>b-b-but i'm a turbocasual weekend lifter who sacrifices symmetry for facebook estats