Why are girls such gains goblins? >saturday morning >planned

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>>35223189
>>qt avg azn gf wakes me up with bj

reported for lying and roleplaying your fantasy on a fitness forum

Bo? Is that u nigga?

It's really hard not to be a gains goblin. My bf doesn't count calories and constantly tells me not to worry about what I cook him but I know that if I cook him garbage his 6pack will melt into a 2 pack and that'd be terrible.

I also really wanna go to the gym with him but I know that he's less productive in studies and gains when I'm there, so I try really hard to stay away when he's lifting or studying but damn if that's not all his time! I consider myself to spend a lot of time at the gym, clocking 9 hours a week. But jesus, he spends at least 15 hours weekly at the gym. It's crazy!

>>35223189
you might not have enough energy for her

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>>35223199
kek

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>>35223366

>kucking yourself this hard

kill yourself you retard

>>35223366
>15/168 hours spent at gym a week

That is a lot, over 2 hours per day, but in the grand scheme of things, thats really not that much. That time would likely be spent doing other useless mundane activities if it weren't spent at the gym

>>35223366
keep me posted.

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>>35223189
>qt avg azn gf wakes me up with bj
It will never be mine turn

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>>35223189
>Saturday afternoon
>faggot left for Planet Fitness for "leg day"
>I slither on in through his open bedroom window
>5/10 asian diddling herself on the bed
>"Anon finally you're here! I couldn't wait fir that limp dicked faggot OP to leave"
>Fuck that pathetic beast in the ass
>"OH Anon your cock is so much bigger that OP's"
>Cum right it that flabby pussy and escape out the chimmey

>>35223189
If true, wtf u talking about.

Lifting should take no more then 6 hours a week. No goblin is great enough to stop that.

>>35223366
shoo shoo gains goblin

>>35225079
>fitting in a chimney

DYEL? My cock won't even fit in a chimney, and I'm just a little girl~

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>>35227022
>Lifting should take no more then 6 hours a week

Shitty SS workout detected

>>35223366
TUPAC BACK!

>>35223366
>15 hrs a week
wtf is he doing

>>35228296
Another girl, obviously

>>35223366
pls be me gf, you sound perfect

>>35228296
probably lifting and cardio every day

>>35228385
Nice