>be me >want to go to the gym first time with a buddy >he

>>35222909
Dumb frogposter

>>35222909
He will be bulk as fuck but not lean

>>35222922
but thats what he eats every day, frozen pizza and drinks energy drinks

>>35222909
If he's happy let him be, don't try to damn him to a lifetime of body image issues and compulsive eating habits.

>>35222958
but i want to.
i'm really looking forward to do SL and i want him to do the same.
only thing is he has no clue at all and just wants "sixpackand some bigger arms".

goddamn.

>>35222963
Nobody gives a fuck

>>35223032
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING HOT HEAD MOTHERFUCK OUT OF MY NIGGERSHIT CUNT ASS COCK DICK PLANE REEEEEEE

>>35222909
>bread with honey

People in glass houses mate

>>35223055
>bread
Don't fucking start this again

>>35222909

>bread with honey

LMAOO

seriously honey is alright once in a while but dont make it a habit or else you program yourself into craving sweet food

get your sweet stuff from natural shit like bananas and apples or whatever fruit

>>35222909
The macros in frozen pozza are better than you'd think. You, however, with all that sugar... Cut it out or settle for never making it.

>>35223083
>get your sweet stuff from natural shit like bananas and apples or whatever fruit
>natural shit

>>35223083
was just for today to get some energy for the workout

>>35223089
>The macros in frozen pozza are better than you'd think. You, however, with all that sugar... Cut it out or settle for never making it.
this is why no beginner likes to post here.

>>35223083
>craving sweet stuff
just control yourself mang.

on a bulk that doesnt matter though

>>35223102
Go the fuck back to Reddit if you want to be pampered in a circlejerk of encouragement and positive sweet talk instead of the truth.

>>35223096

Yeah, that's good but you really should eat something natural like a fruit, not some artificial shit made by bees.

>>35223127
>i didn't start as a beginner
>i was born buff
yeah dude sure whatever

>>35223130
well, i like my bee shit and ill let you know i had a banana with it

>>35223130
Kek'd

>>35222909

>he eats pizza for breakfast
>he's auschwitz mode
>he's not gonna make it

If anyone's not gonna make it it will be you for being misinformed.

>>35223167
please e xplain why

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>>35222909

>actually being this ignorant and proud of it

>muh clean food!!!
>muh samurai discipline of righteousness!!!

>>35223170
Well pizza is pretty good for a bulk. Not a clean bulk, but dem calories.

>>35223173
>spotted the guy who dirty bulked and is now an alcoholic again

>>35223170

>>35223089
>>35223083

>>35223175
but you cant be eating pizza every freakin day

>>35223182

You do realize that "pizza" is an abstraction, right?

You do realize "pizza" is bread, tomato, onion, cheese, whatever you want...

He can eat pizza every day and still lose weight, if he controls his calorie intake.

Is it recommendable?

It's better than trying to go clean and failing because you see "cravings" for pizza as a bad thing.

I eat burgers everyday and am losing weight every week. Just make sure you drink lots of water and lift 3/4 times a week.

>>35223182
What is iifym

Seriously, the only reason to NOT eat pizza is because it is usually processed as fuck. The frozen pizzas I buy are usually 800 calories and 40g of protons. I fail to see the problem.

>>35223207
he deosnt want to lose weight he has to add weight

>>35223233
>>35223207
>recommending a dirty bulk
enjoy your 20% bf

>>35223170
He needs calories to bulk.

>>35223243
You fucking retard do you even know what dirty bulking is? Obviously not, so I will spell it out for you before you continue to embarass yourself.

Dirty or clean bulking is a concept related to calories, not what you eat. That is, eating 500 or less calories above maintenance is clean, more than that is dirty.

... fucking retard.

>>35223273
Dirty or clean bulking is a concept related to what you eat, not calories. That is, eating mcdonalds or processed foota lot

>>35223233
>processed
well buzzworded

>>35223243
a calorie is a calorie you stupid faggot. "clean" and "dirty" are the biggest buzzword in fitness. eating 4000 calories worth of carrots will give you the same amount of fat as 4000 calories of mcdonalds

>>35223319
>eating 4000 calories worth of carrots will give you the same amount of fat as 4000 calories of mcdonalds
youre literally dumb arent you

>>35223287
OK you must be trolling, no one can be this stupid.

>>35223288
Yeah, I know it is a bit buzz-wordy, but everyone knows what is meant by "processed" and desu I think it is wisest to not make such foods a cornerstone of your diet (for health reasons, not fitness reasons)

>>35223058
>bread

>>35223319
Kek shot yourself a bit in the foot here

But I get your point

>>35223332
you get what i mean

>>35223332

>youre literally dumb arent you
>literally dumb

>literally
>dumb

Nice way to reveal your complete and utter ignorance.

I'm pretty sure you don't even know what I'm talking about.

>>35222909
If he has abs and you don't he's doing it right