Are there people on /fit/ who DONT drink bulletproof coffee?

What's bulletproof coffee? What's wrong with regular old, non-bullet stopping black coffee?

>theres NO reason not to drink it

K how bout
1. Calories
2. Taste
3. Costs money
4. Dont fucking feel like it
5. Youre a faggot
6. Go shill your buttered beverage somewhere else
7. Better yet pour it straight in your poopy asshole with a funnel

>>35217020
>americans put butter in their coffee

Never change fat cunts, never change

>>35217020
>coffee
>cream
>blended

That'll be $80.75.

A nice big cup of melted butter for your morning routines.

>>35217098
amerifat here.have never heard of butter in coffee

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>>35217020
>butter and cinnamon in your coffee

>>35217141
Amerifat here as well. I have never heard of bulletproof coffee and im gagging at the visual thought of someone just drinking butter.

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>>35217020
Anyone tried the true American freedom coffee? The recipe is

- 100ml coffee
- 100g butter
- 20ml olive oil
- 20ml coconut oil
- 50g cream
- 100g chocolate
- And for the icing on the cake 3 spoons of sugar

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I dont drink coffe but lately I got taste for Proteinela. Taste like nuttela and nutrional data are not bad for bulking.

26g brotein,50g fat,7g fiber,7g carbs per 100g

>>35217064
mold in coffee fucks you up

that's what I absorbed from the creator's interview on london real

I mean, from the tidbit the man uploaded, I can't open his site for some reason

>>35217098

>jealous europoor can't afford butter and blames Muslims

>>35217198
So basically peanut butter?

>>35217223

yeah except its made from nuts and chocolate

>>35217198
That's... Nearly 600 kcal for 26 grams of protein? I mean, whatever floats your boat, but I would only consider that good when compared with regular Nutella.

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>>35217223
>taste like nuttella
>So basically peanut butter?

>>35217020
>drinking a buttery pussy drink
>not doing shots of Black Blood of the Earth
>being a coward

>>35217198
>349 kc
what the fuck is it made of, gold?

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>>35217275

>>35217020
>Taking dietary advice from this guy
https://youtu.be/4YjLMdx3YZY

>>35217099
don't forget the tip

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>Hey everyone, according to this traveling hobo blogger the coffee gets UPGRADED by adding BUTTER!
>My unhealthy disgusting habit is now slightly less unhealthy! WOW!!
>What are "caloriues"?

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put a bit of coconut milk on your coffee

coconut milk is the new vanilla

I once drank 1/1 diluted coconut milk though

it tasted amazing, the smell is lovely as well

then it became overwhelming and I felt nauseous for the rest of the day and promised myself never doing it again

>>35217020
Why would you go through the effort of making a delicious cup of coffee, and then ruin it by putting butter or oil in it.

>>35217299
he's likely better informed at nutrition and nootropics than you are

>>35217291
Regular 600g nutella costs 1/3rd of the price. So that's more-or-less what normal peanut butter must cost too. If thinking the price is outrageous makes me a jew, then I guess I should thank you for doing business with my kin at czech virus, goy.

What's the advantage here?
What is it about butter and coconut oil that's so great?

>inb4 MTCs

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>>35217380
MCTs, sorry.

>>35217020
>free gains
>coffee
Consuming an appetite suppressant that fucks up your emotional stability is the opposite of free gains.

>overpriced
>shit way to get calories
>constantly shilled
Pick 3

>>35217352
Nutella is nothing but sugar and processed shit, apart from tasting good (if you are addicted to sugar), it's value is less than zero. The price is still outrageous tho, but comparing it to nutella is just insulting.

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>>35217020
>drink bulletproof coffee
>get shot

>>35217080
Well said. And excellent transition from straight up facts to complete vitriol. This thread should just self destruct after this response.

>>35217168
well meme'd my friend, give my regards to queens pip pip

>>35217339
Coconut milk/water is disgusting.

Marketing shill pls go

>>35217198
Wouldn't wanna catch that czech virus

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>>35217531
What do you mean? I am not from UK

>>35217380
>what's the advantage of being rich?

>inb4 you have enough money to buy what you want

>>35217299
This is probably one of the most obnoxious things I've ever seen.
And why is he making such a big deal out of what kind of butter it is? It's normal butter. Is there some kind of fucked up American butter?

This far in and no one, including OP, has explained what is and how to make bullet proof coffee. Get your shit together. Heck id try it just because I like coffee and trying new things.

>>35217214
Sounds like a good ol' marketing ploy to me dog.

>>35217299
cliche intro music and video clips containing him wearing sunglasses during an indoor interview.

>>35218853
You must be on one of those retarded overpriced iPhones that can't click on links posted or open a web browser or video app.

>>35218919

At least my phone doesn't look and feel like some cheap plastic nigger phone.

>not in any way affiliated with bulletproof coffee
>never tried drinking bulletproof coffee
>still like shilling for bulletproof coffee because its hilarious

>>35217214
There's no mold in regular coffee though

>>35218853

>special bulletproof brand coffee beans
>butter
>special bulletproof brand XCT oil

Prep a cup of coffee and blend all three ingredients until it's frothy. Bulletproof coffee's CEO has made many unverified claims about how it's a healthy way to lose weight and increase alertness throughout the morning.

>>35217470
Top fucking kek

>saturated fat and coffee
>gains

Good one, I lol'd.