>wake up, take a shit >eat breakfast, take another shit

>>35212660
Aids

>>35212687
I had blood tests done so it's not aids

>>35212660
Weak sphincter.
Stop butt blasting yourself so often/vigorously.

Don't shit first thing in the morning for a start. Hold it in. Eat breakfast. Drink coffee.
Do a doubled-up dump.

Get more fibre. Stop GOMAD.

See a medical specialist.

>>35212660
I don't know op I also shit a lot myself, I'm actually on the toilet taking a shit right now

>>35212660
I've only started to eat properly which means a lot of fiber. And because of that, i've been shitting so much, my ass hurts. Not even an exaggeration, It actually fucking hurts

If you're not blasting out one forearm-sized stank log at exactly 9:43am every day, you aren't eating enough fiber.

>>35212947
I need to poop after eating fiber, and I have horrible poops if I eat more than 15 g fiber in one setting

Please don't listen to /fit/ broscience about shitting.

Perfectly normal dude, it comes down to habbits and what your body is used to.
Shitting has nothing to do with metabolism if you're in good health generally. Shit is made of dead RBC and other cells, fiber, and some other things, you digest nearly all proteins and carbs..

>itt: people think its normal to poop once every 3 days

Eat something really high in fat and see if you hate yourself later.

>>35212740
Holy shit dude are you me

Im the same I take a shit more or less at this times:

6:05am
10:15am
1:30pm
5:30pm
9:15pm

>>35212687
You're supposed to shit every time you eat. Any less and you are constipated technically.

how about

>take shit
>finish up and go about day
>fart
>kinda feel like there's still poo in there hiding

>>35215138
>dehydrated
>lack of fiber

getting proper minerals lubes up your intestines. almost everyone is deficient in magnesium

Are you bulking? I literally shit like 3 times a day cause I eat so much.