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>that guy at the gym who never socialize with anybody and

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>that guy at the gym who never socialize with anybody and is always wearing earphones
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>>35200254
Me. But I don't wear headphones. I just do my thing and avoid eye contact.
I hate it when people start acknowledging me, try to make conversation or say hello.
I just don't care about random people, fuck.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU
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>>35200254
You got a problem with me m8?
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>>35200254
I don't go to the gym to socialize.
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H-hey, a lot of people wear earbuds at the gym, r-right?
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>>35200254
>That guy who tries to force these threads on /fit/ even though they're never funny and get deIeted
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I dislike talking or engaging random people and "making friends with them", and doing that just to be nice or to fit in, because it's a completely meaningless thing.
If I find you interesting as a person, feel a good chemistry with you, or for any reason like you, then it's different.
But I really don't give a fuck about random people in the gym.
Is it weird that I do this? It seems to me that most people talk with everyone just to get social validation from them and fit in, or something like that.
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It's a gym not a Cafe.
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>>35200254

What about me?
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>>35200254
>socializing at the gym when you could be lifting heavy ass weight
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>>35200254
>that guy who reads philosophy in between sets

please don't be that guy
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>>35200254
I'm not fit enough to fit in desu :(
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>>35200283
I met someone like you. The dude is strong as fuck but a total autist. I asked him for a spot and he spilled a shit ton of spaghetti the entire time. I saw him the next day and gave him a subtle bro nod and he made eye contact and like tripped on himself and looked away really fast. It made me feel really good knowing that although I spill spaghetti, at least its not as bad as that guy.
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>>35200435
that's me
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>>35200337
>I don't go to the gym to socialize.
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>>35200254
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING IN THERE???
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this picture gives me so much anxiety
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Not even wearing earphones or anything, just unapproachable. Sometimes people will start talking in English to me (not my native language), because they assume I'm foreign and I'll reciprocate because I assume their foreign :^)
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>>35200254
That guy that waste his time and others socializing in the gym. Say hey to the regulars and lift. If you wanna socialize go to a bar or something I can't stand when people try to talk to me at the gym
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>>35200254
I hate these pictures so god damn much
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>>35200288
FUCK. THAT.
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U sed wat m8? Get lost op, I'm here to lift not make life long friends and talk diet
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>>35200397
It's like this
No one really wants to be you have to share your space with these people for a couple hours a day
So why not treat them like human beings and then try to make something pleasant out of it
Treating people like they're furniture is kind of rude, so at least acknowledge them
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>>35200643
Dying
He got stuck there and died after spending a few days there upside down
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>>35201051
no, that was a different cave. there aren't any pictures of that incident
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>>35200288
Why do this?
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>People actually getting upset about the most obvious, stupid bait of 2015

god people on this board suck
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>>35201235
wtf is happening
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>>35201263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAY-t32vyds

makes me cringe
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>>35201292
>let's see if we can fit our bodies through a small hole

what a waste of time
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>>35200288
Why don't they just put lots of lube around him to free him? Or chip away at the Rock??
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>>35200631
>this ones for you
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What the fuck do you talk to random strangers in the gym about? I don't get it
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>>35201326
Says the guy posting on a vietnamese cooking image board at 3am.
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>>35200254
so just like dorian yates? you know, 6 time mr olympia? i dont go to the gym to talk shit with dyel fags like yourself op
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>>35201292
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAY-t32vyds [Embed]

jesus fucking christ
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>>35201326
>let's see if we can fit our bodies through a small hole
>what a waste of time
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>>35200337
Does your fedora get in the way during OHP? I imagine you tip it with the barbell every rep.
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>>35200254
the gym is not the place to socialise - quit wasting our time with your... chatting
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>>35200435
This could very literally have been me if I wasn't such a dyel faggot who should kill himself for being gay and dumb, please tell me you are in northern Colorado?
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>mfw all the people that socialize at my gym either look like shit or literally spend 3 hours every single day at the gym

I think I'll pass thxu berry much
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>>35200254

that's me la

what's funny is that I see a lot of the people at my gym elsewhere and I smile at them, but I just ignore them all in the gym
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>i go to the gym to socialise
fuck off literal gains goblin
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>>35200254
FUCK YOU I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR JOB OR THE SHIT YOUE DOG TOOK ON YOUR DEAD GRANDMAS SLIPPERS JUST LET ME GET SHREDDED IN PIECE REEEEÉEEEEEEE
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>not trying to make gym brahs
Why?
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>>35201756
I will never befriend the type of human being that leads their fellow brethren astray, distracting them from self-improvement.
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>>35201725
>la
Cantonese detected
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>>35200288

>tfw drowning is the second most likely cause of death for cavers
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The OP pic kind of looks like an ear hole with a headphone in
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>>35200283
If you seek help no problem. But fuck off with your damn broscience and shit nutrition.
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>>35200397
holy fuck man just admit to your autism like the rest of us instead of this weird coping bullshit
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>>35201776
What's the most likely?
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>>35201823

Falling
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>>35201823
Suicide caused by autism
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>>35200288
Theres nothing in existence that I hate more then a British accent.
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>>35201428
kek duse spemai
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>>35201840
Wiki says drowning is first, falling is second. If you look at the actual numbers and ignore the order of placement.
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>>35200400
>implying i don't wear headphones and avoid socializing at cafés too
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>>35201045
>Treating people like they're furniture is kind of rude
what if i prefer to be treated as furniture (apart from the occasional "yo can i work in?" or whatever)?

isn't that just abiding by the golden rule at that point?
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i need a filter that stops cave diving from ever appearing around me
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>>35200254
im not wearing earphones since it does not feel good when i lift heavy but the rest describes me pretty good

and the reason for me being like that is that 90% of gympeople are just fucking idiots not worth talking to.
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>>35201823
this, but dont worry theres a simple solution
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I don't want to fucking talk to people.

I'm here to make gains and that's it. Call me an autist, narcissist, I don't give a fuck.
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>>35201663
Nope, Ohio senpai
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>>35202166
That's what happens when you raise a generation on minecraft
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>>35202550
I like you
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>>35202603
thanks
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>>35200288
>he goes back in at the end
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>>35200254
>that guy at the gym who never socialize with anybody and is always wearing earphones
that's me.
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>>35200631
>Fedora(33)
You have a fedora folder lol
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>>35202624
could we meet? maybe have a few drinks while watching the rain fall?
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>>35201381
>hey/good evenin'
>did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>have you tried *exercise*? how do you do *exercise* - I can' crack the correct form.
>what's your program?
>what sups do you take?
>where did you buy *thing*?
TL;DR: opinions on sport events and information queries
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>>35202663
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>>35202673
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
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>that guy

Puts up more weight than anyone else and trains more intensely in the 45 minutes he's there. Do work son, it's a gym not a Jr high lunch room. We here to train not socialize
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>girl I know that works at gym is always overly friendly with me and talks to me constantly in gym
>I'm a sperg and just focus on my weights
>not sure if I could bang her or not

Fuck it I should make a move right?
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>>35202712
I watched Blade Runner for the first time yesterday (Final Cut). It was a good movie, but I don't think it's worthy of its reputation as a masterpiece.
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>>35202712
i need you.
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>>35201263
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>>35202550
He said that he was 11, do you think that 11 yold kids know anything ?
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>>35202697
>fuck off
>leave me alone
>stop talking to me i owe you literally nothing
>i have small rest times stop hitting on me

Only acceptable words in the gym are
>you using this?
>cani get a spot
Thats it make friends elsewhere
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>>35202758
I'd expect them to know what drowning is
But I guess I'm an idealist
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>>35203053
What a cunt
Exactly as expected
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>>35201725

Fuck Singapore.
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>see hot girl

>focus on workout, there for gains

>dont want to be "that guy" who creeps on girls in the gym

being a guy that isn't a douchebag is hard sometimes
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>>35203053
>Thats it make friends elsewhere
I don't mind having a little chat with someone but p much this. Trying to make friends everywhere you go is over compensating autist behaviour.
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>>35200254
We are there for hard work not to talk to ur boring ass cunt.. Kill yourself u pathetic worthless bacterial piece of shit and deal with it
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>>35203076
>>35202550
How would you even manage to drown when only a little bit of water at a time is dumped on you and you're not constrained or buried at all? Tides are gradual, buddy. I live in Hawaii, I've been to beaches thousands of times.

Gravity dictates that the water would fill up from the bottom to the top, literally just float and keep your head down so the water doesn't fall straight on to your face. If you're not constrained in any way, you'd have to be an idiot to drown from the gradual rise of tides.
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>>35200435
He probably thought oh no not this fgt again trying to hit on me with his homosex
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>>35202758
I don't think 11 year olds should be on facebook
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>>35203223

and yet most of us were on the internet at 11
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>>35203251
No I was still going outside with my friends
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>>35202758
i fuked bitches at that age brah
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>>35203140
ITT: an 11 year old is right about something and 4chan puts her on blast.
Classic
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>>35201428
>>35200631
>I go to the gym to stand around talking and occasionally hop on a machine for a set of 10

You couldn't be more of a woman if you were spraying blood out of your vagina
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>that guy who brings his falcon to the gym
Fuck's sake, all I want is to eat my crab legs in peace and maybe do some deadlifts
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>>35203140
Yeah this

I'm trying to figure out why people think this won't work... I got nothing
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>>35203116
good lad
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>that guy at the gym who never socializes with other dudes but chats up literally every cute grill that comes in
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>be me strongest in my gym objectively
>see 2 dyels squatting one is his older brother or father i assume
>older figure is teaching absolute shit form i cant stand idly by and watch, show him good form
>older dyel fucks off and is angry
>little dyel reveals to me he is 16 ( looks 10) tell him he made a great decision by deciding to workout so early
>he asks me for tips tricks general life advice
>adds me on fb and i link him articles, routines, work with him on form
>i start working later hours due to audit season and heavy engagements
>have to go to the gym late at night
>after about 4 months i see my disciple
>he is still the same size
>just as weak
>terrible form
>goes up to greet me give him the look of a concerned father
>see him do a random amount of reps never even breaking a sweat
>next day buy enormous ear drowning headphones
>dont make eye contact with anyone dont even greet the woman at the desk
No friendships, EVER
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"Are you using that"No?Good" is the only socializing at the gym I do.I want to rip a hole through the hole when I see some skinny jean wearing group of teenagers giggling around their DYEL friend doing some shitty exercise with shitty form and then they proceed to suck each other's dick and discuss broscience and supplements they don't need and do jackshit.
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>>35200254
Leave me alone OP. I don't want to talk to anybody who deadlifts less than 400lbs.
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>>35202754
I imagine there should be the Goofy yell as he slips through and falls into the abyss.
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>>35203494
The only straight guy at anon's gym.
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>>35203140
The hole could easily collapse from the water, it's just sand.
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>>35203494
The manager at my previous gym did this. He didn't even acknowledge most guys.
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>>35200283
Well you go to the gym because you want to be the best physical version of yourself?

I agree I hate socializing with strangers too, but I look at it as a way to improve my conversation skills.

Being able to put others at ease, laugh, joke, or giving the impression that you're a likeable guy is an important life skill to master. Whether your trying to land a girlfriend, get a job, make friends, or advance your career.
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>>35203116
same, anon. I work out for me, mire some qt's quietly, and continue on my way because they're probably sick of guys trying to fuck them at the gym.
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>>35202166
What's wrong with that?
You can swim upwards you tard.
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>>35200254
I basically head nod to people I know while listening to music. Headphones stay in even if no music is playing to divert idiots.
Have anxiety and take pre workout so when I get mired or just notice bitches looking at me I focus like shit and start fucking up my form.
So yeah I zone out and try to focus entirely on my workout
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>>35203980
>>35203363
>>35203140

You'd think it's a gradual rise but no these things are known to flood pretty fast
Besides it's fucking sand isn't it
He'll get stuck in the sand when the water rises
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>>35200283
Same here. No headphones, but fuck off, I'm not interested in chatting. I'm here to lift weights.
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In the years I've been lifting I must've had 30 young lads come up and ask for advice, who I then made my lifting apprentices for a month or 2 before sending them on their way.
Social gym is gr8 desu, as long as they aren't slowing your workout down.
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>>35204068
>no jpop lifts
Found the autist
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>>35200631
Everyday must be jaw day for you huh faggot?
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>>35200288
>tfw she's virgin
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>>35200288
i really liked watching this not sure why

made me uncomfortable as fuck, interesting though
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>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
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>the guy who uses the machine right in front of you (when there are plenty others elsewhere) - so you can have a staring contest when resting.
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>>35200254

I have anxiety and pre-workout just makes it worse, pls don't hate.

The worst part is I've been going to the same gym for like 3 and half years so I see regulars all the time and I'm sure they all talk about that weird guy that never talks to anybody
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>>35200288
This is what nightmares are made of
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people talk to eachother at the gym?

I've gone to the same gym for 3.5 years and I've only ever said "hey" to the receptionist
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>>35203140

You live in Hawaii and know jack shit about how water interacts with sand? pls.

If that was concrete, sure. But it's not.

People have died from this.

Source, RNLI.
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>>35203140
Wet sand is not sturdy

That hole will collapse and he'll be buried in quicksand
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>>35204509
>I'm sure they all talk about that weird guy that never talks to anybody

Unless you're an actually prancing faggot, nobody gives a shit.
If you're actually strong (which is subjective and depends on the gym you go to), they actually talk about how dedicated you are.
If you are a prancing faggot who does 10 curl variations to make his 10 inch arms grow and does a 1/8th squat once every two months, then they talk about how much of a faggot you are.

Source: I'm a regular, who's outlasted all the other regulars and the new regulars think I'm oldguard.
Also we only laugh about one faggot, to his face lately. That's what you get for taking every snake oil you can, not following lifting advice having 1027 ng/dl testosterone and benching 80kg yelling like you're giving birth, while doing a single set of quarter squats in the last 3 years. Fuck you, Goofy.
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>>35202741
I think Ridley Scott is now fully committed to a PKD universe with Alien and Predator in it. Like the last ~15 years of his films are fanfiction for joining everything together. Back when it was made he was quite clear it was purely a budgetary thing with resting props and stuff. So there's like that nerdy side.

The reason more normal people like it is at the time it was sort of futuristic but familiar. Now you probably feel underwhelmed because for the most part because the aesthetics just look normal now. That's because in that way it was very prescient. It's also not really sci fi in that world building nerdy sense, shit just happens with sci fi elements and you get a sense of another larger world outside.

The story in Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? is probs my favourite post apocalyptic AI taking over type deal. Like there's something deeply poetic about robots gradually replacing a dying humanity and just trying to keep up with the Joneses and keep robot pets and so on
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>that guy who yawns in between sets
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>that guy who does chin-ups with his palms facing away from him
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>>35204879
it's called pull-ups then you dipshit
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>>35200397

I just like to focus on training and usually am in a shitty mood . So if anyone talks to me I am a prick
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>>35200435
He probably was choked a dick fuck asked him for a spot. Nobody who knows anything about training really needs a spot bad enough to risk some know nothing fuck up their set by Doing the lift for them. If you are doing some super heavy 1rm set use the power rack (fuck you, go wait and do kettle bell swings squatty mcsquat)
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>>35201895

No falling is most likely cause of death for cavers followed by drowning.

Let me guess, you looked at "List of UK caving fatalities" and thought UK was the whole world.
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>>35203489
Congratulations you're as smart as an 11 year old
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>>35200254
In Weltreich germany everyone avoids conversation because we just need the time to make our minds ready for the fight
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>>35201776
> hello my name is anon autismville and this is caveass
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>>35203116
I do that even if a qt looks at me and chews her hair.
I know that I should look back and smile, but I could never manage to do that.
Jealous of people who do.
No one will appreciate your eunuch behavior, bro, even the qts. It's completely pointless.
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>>35204266
If I wanted a joke I'd ask about your 1RM
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i dont get these threads

its like OP is trying to make fun of people being socially awkward but in the end doing so is actually OP is the one actually being social awkward by thinking this shit is socially awkward

people go to the gym to work out. Thats it. Get in get out. They got shit to do afterwards. Maybe OP doesnt have anything else to do because hes a loser. How is it funny that people go to the gym to work out and focus on their work out while listening to music? OP is a fucking autist just like 99% of this board. You guys make me sick.
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>>35204462
What is the proper attire for going to the gym? I was thinking about starting but all I have are basketball shorts
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>>35205661
It doesn't matter, bro.
Just use sportswear, don't go in jeans.
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>>35205626
:0
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>not listening to kpop while lifting
>no qt snsd in the background
>2015
this is why everyone thinks /fit/ is full of faggots.
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What about asking people to check your form? I've asked one dude and he seemed pretty happy to do it
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>>35204063
but how could the sand hole exist and be so deep. With this logic someone would have digged this in the sand between two tides.
Why should someone do this? So maybe the walls are sturdy and out of rock, placed at the beach?!
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>>35200631
please dump your fedora folder
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>>35204800
The aesthetic of the film was fine. It was the contradictory descriptions of the replicants which was the main thing. A lot of things point to them being almost entirely biological, yet they can withstand temperature extremes without ill effect and are referred to as 'skin-jobs', implying replicants without skin (makes absolutely no sense for a biological being). I know it's supposed to be ambiguous, but it goes beyond that imo. The ending was pretty poor too, very abrupt.
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>>35205626
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>Socializing in the gym
Wat
Nobody does that here
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>>35201414
kekerino
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>>35200254

>tfw that guy at the gym that's smaller than you and all your buds but lifting heavier weight with better form

t-thanks /fit/
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>>35205851
>>using the singular qt to describe a group of girls
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEE
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>>35203053

You forgot, "how many sets left?"

That one is also okay desu senpai
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>>35204968
hook, line, and sinker.
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>>35204857

>paying attention to the guy who yawn between sets instead of your sets
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>>35204879
>>35204968

tippity top kek
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>>35200254
>that guy that asks you how many sets you have left and WATCHES you until you finish
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>>35206283
The replicants as far as I could make out have been made to directly replace people and are more or less an android slave population. The newest models are almost entirely biological it seems but they're still mass produced by Tyrell in factories or something. I guess the skin job thing is like older models that were more mechanical underneath but had realistic looking outside parts, I can't remember this being explicitly stated in the book but certainly the robot pets are a lot like this and it's at least implied this is what the models before the nexus 6 (was it this one) that you saw mentioned in that little blurb at the start were more like this. It may be that these androids were meant to surreptitiously replace off planet worker populations so working humans would suddenly find a number of their colleagues were androids. There's an implication of other less purely capitalist motives from Tyrell and th guy with the bear and Napoleon robot friends.

But yeah that's part of what leads to the whole "is Deckard a replicant or just jaded and depressed?" thing. It is ultimately just another is making a real AI something moral or good type story but it's done well. I like the lack of details too, less nerd wank is always welcome to me.
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>>35206594

kek I stand in close proximity with occasional glances at your ROM
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>Go to gym at 160 kg
>Tread mill and bike always
>Almost a month

>Notice now how this chick starts taking photos of me
>Later on i see they used my pic because i had manboobs with a meme capture

Fuck gym, fuck it.
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>>35200254

>the guy who spends more time talking than lifting at the gym

kill yourself, you waste everyone elses time while you sit on a bench doing nothing.
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>>35206880
go postal on em
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>>35206891
>the guy who is too much of a bitch to tell him to fuck off if he's not using the equipment
I have bad news for you senpai
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>>35206912

I mean people who go to the gym to socialize and not lift

go to a bar, and fuck off
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>>35203116
if only gym wasn't sacred ground
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>>35202754
>"you're lucky, this is my first time."
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>>35201864

There's nothing in existence I hate more than you

Also
>British accent
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>Hot new personal trainer starts at my gym
>Compliments me on my rowing technique, says I look like a rower.
>"Erm thanks I guess...it's my favourite cardio machine"
>Haven't said anything to her in the following 2 months.
>See her at least twice a week, I smile and nod awkwardly. sometimes I make eye contact and just ignore her.

I may be an introvert, but I am objectively acting like an autist around her.

I can't believe I've had sex desu
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>That girl who is flicking through a magazine on the exercise bike and isn't even sweating.
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>>35207037

She's probably talked to more guys than you have to girls.

probably not worth desu

>I can't believe I've had sex either
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>>35207073
>She's probably fucked more guys than you have talked to girls.
FTFY
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>>35207073
"It's hard to be smooth when you're trying to set a new PB" ...That's the excuse I'm gonna stick with.
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>>35205626
best meme
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>>35200414

>not reading socrayzez while you slam down 12 scoops
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>>35206063
Why would anyone make a sturdy hole out of rock on a beach?
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>>35206570
Sometimes not when the dyel nerd wants to do a shit tier excercise like leg raises on a bench
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>>35200254
thats me. hi.

leave me alone and don't hog the benches pls
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>>35207037
Same here brah, Iv even had sex at work. A few years ago I was working in a factory. A new girl started working on the station next to me, we started talking, even tho I blush every time a attractive girl talks to me, she just thought it was cute. She was always talking about how her boyfriend was playing WOW and ignoring her, never fucking her only wanting blowjobs. I asked for her number, we texted a bit, and I ended up banging her in a storage room a few times. Always without protection and cumming inside her desu. I guess I am pretty OK looking, but I act like a total wierdo around girls, just started uni and all the girls in my class think i am creepy as fuck. I have trouble breaking eyecontact, and I ask strange questions.

I honestly cant belive I have banged five girl. They truly must have been desperate.
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>>35206595
Oh yeah, one other thing was the fact that this gigantic corporation which is apparently single-handedly responsible for making outer space resource extraction feasible seems to be relying on cottage industry to develop/source mass-produced parts.

Also, the poor security for Tyrell's penthouse.

>I like the lack of details too, less nerd wank is always welcome to me.
I appreciate that too, it's just that the details that are there are a bit more inconsistent than they should be imo.
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>>35202697
>did you see that ludicrous display last night
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>>35200414
>Not wanting to contemplate how pointless lifting is while lifting
>>
I'm at the gym to lift, not make friends.

I go midday. Headphones on. Usually thinking about some issue at work I started solving in the first part of the day.

If you want me to spot for you, happy to oblige. Attract my attention between sets, I'll help you out.

Otherwise, fuck off back to your own lifts.
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>>35207620
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>>35207677
yeah we've had this response like 15 times already, why don't you just quote some posts and say >this
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>>35200254
That's called focus.
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>>35200288
Hello claustrophobia my old friend.
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>>35205626
>robbing yourself of a good day of sets just to see how much you can put out once
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>>35202739
she probably just pity you
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>>35207932
it's probably a faggot or female, I think they just like attention.
>>
>mid-forties manlet at the gym
>see him at least twice a week
>he does some 3x5 rep program, sometimes 3x3
>does his shit and stays out of the way of other people
>never says a word to anyone other than a word or two to the front desk
>spends a lot of time muttering to himself after his sets
>takes a fuckton of time beteen sets
>can't help but laugh when he smiles after doing two and a half plate deads
>Cross paths in the locker room
>Dude has surgical scars all over
>Back has what looks like an old bullet wound

Wouldn't surprise me to see him on the news after they dig up bodies in his yard by the dozen
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>>35205661
Wear sandals, a tank top, and sunglasses.
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>>35203116

>you're not like the others
>you're a gentleman
>you respect my personal space
>all I want is a man who is sensitive to my needs
>why can't chad be more like you?

Pathetic beta fucks....
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>>35201776
imagine the last few seconds as the water fills the last remaining air pocket and you're desperately scrabbling about in a tiny space, cutting yourself and contorting your body in the most awkward ways against such close rock walls that literally have no give whatsoever

that would not be a fun way to die.
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>>35202166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDQ3a34j24M
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>>35209150
I don't hit on girls on the gym because if you do it and fail, you still have to see her every time you go there and it's awkward as fuck.
Not because of that all that faggotry you said.
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>>35209352
>I don't hit on girls on the gym because if you do it and fail, you still have to see her every time you go there and it's awkward as fuck.

That's what I said:

Pathetic beta fucks...
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>>35209377
Not him, but desu its called dont shit where you eat. If at work isnt a proper place to meet women, why would it be okay at the gym if thats the only gym in your area?
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>>35209493

Striking conversation in the gym with a female you find attractive...

That's your definition of shitting where you eat...

Really...

Were you raised by a single mother? What the fuck is wrong with you?

If she doesn't reciprocate interest, just smile and carry on with your life.

>but then she'll be all like "Oh my god! That guy just tried to hit on me... What a loser! I'm gonna tell everyone in the gym what a creep he is!"
>b-but then it will be awkard when I see her... I'll become nervous like a good little bitch who puts hot women in a pedestal!

You give women the power to make you feel uncomfortable, ergo you're a pathetic beta fuck.
>>
>>35200288
Turbo fuck that shit, I didn't get all juicey to squeeze in tight ass, unlit, flood'able, fuckin devil's rectum caves. I've done a lot of stupid/crazy shit in my life, but crawling around in caves takes a certain kind of screw loose.
>>
>>35200288
FUUUUUCK THIIIS SHIIIT
>>
>>35207553
>Oh yeah, one other thing was the fact that this gigantic corporation which is apparently single-handedly responsible for making outer space resource extraction feasible seems to be relying on cottage industry to develop/source mass-produced parts.
You'd be surprised, the FT ran an article on how that's kinda common now. Some specialised electronics in even household appliances like microwaves are sometimes built by small cottage labs cum production lines

In the book it's much more limited, they're only leaving earth to get away from the radiation from thermonuclear war and sending the best people away from earth to carry on the human race on Mars. So like most people left behind are not the brightest nor do they really want to be there. And it's a UN thing rather than a corporation.

That's another thing tho, Bladerunner is a 1982 film, and by that point irl we're just starting to get proper multinational corporations. Part of Dow Chemicals defence for the 1984 Bhopal incident was its Indian sister company or subsidiary was an entirely separate company and the very notion of a "multinational" was ridiculous. Now a massive international corporation is just kinda normal really.

The thing that bugged me for a while were the replicant test questions about butterfly collections and things, the book has quite a lot of explanation about a religion called mercerism that grew in the post apocalypse that holds every animal as sacred and generally makes a much bigger deal about how scarce even spiders are. So some stuff has bugged me but I think overall it all more or less makes sense
>>
>tfw don't interact with anyone at the gym, always wearing headphones
>girls still miring
>dont' know how to act so just pretend I never see them mirin
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>>35200414
I've read Schopenhauer's Parerga and Paralipomena between sets.
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>>35203980

It's sand. If the tide comes in, the hole will collapse and he will be buried alive under wet sand. Any rescue attempt will be thwarted by the next wave coming in to wash away any hole that rescuers try to dig. Not that it would do any good. Wet sand is heavy. It will crush his chest so he can't breathe, and even if he could, there's nothing to breathe down there except salt water. He will be dead in approximately 3 minutes.
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>>35209649
>Were you raised by a single mother? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Topkek
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>>35210527
Why would anyone be cave exploring in the first place? Christ, read a book or something. Build a kek shed or something to bide time. What a senseless, pointless way to die. baka desu senpai
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>>35204462
what should I wear senpai
>>
>>35210603
Cheap ass cotton gym shorts
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>>35207435
KEK
>>
>>35210667
isn't synthetic stuff better for sweat etc. anon. imo
>>
>>35210787
Better how? It's fucking clothing
>>
>Schmucks who stand around talking sports for 10 minutes in between half-assed sets of isolation exercises and then insist with the desperate humor they use with each other that they look like shit because they're "old"
>>
>>35209240
Why would you do that. Its 3 AM.

Thanks for the adrenaline either way.
>>
>>35212191
Why are you here watching videos at 3AM.

GO TO BED JOSHUA
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>>35212287
Fuck off, I don't wanna go to work.
>>
>>35205661
Basketball shorts are perfectly fine
most people wear them so it's easy to meme people on /fit/ about it
>>
>>35209240
kek, I've been on the internet for too many years. I just laughed.
>>
That guy is probably going to make it very He's focused instead of talking in the gym>>35200254
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>>35200254
I have no interest to know more about any of the guys in my gym desu. 90% of them are either shitskins or hipsters or old people.
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>>35200288
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705347362/Man-trapped-in-Utah-Countys-Nutty-Putty-cave-dies.html?pg=all

I wouldn't wish that kind of death on my worst enemy
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>>35200339
Yes.
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>>35203251
>tfw been on the internet since i was 6 or 7
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>>35210799
Isn't working out in basketball shorts better than working out in jeans?
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>>35205661
Saw a guy 2 days ago working out in actual dress shoes, as long as youre not that guy or wearing jeans youre good.
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>>35213830
No, if you squat in good strong jeans you can use the fabric for support and increase your lifts. Get real snug ones. Even better is to wear multiple jeans at once, for the best rebound effect at the bottom.
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>>35203504
Wish I had a senpai like you. I learned everything from the net and never ask someone to spot. If it's too heavy, I take it down a notch
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>>35200288
I could get down with it. 5'9" and pretty thin at 165lbs.
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>>35213530
>>35200288
>white people
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>>35202663
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>>35213819
so you're 15 now
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>>35204857
I yawn in between sets, but usually I'm at the gym @ 0530 hours
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>>35214070
are you retarded? internet has existed way longer than 15 years, i started with modem and shit, im 21 now
>>
>>35214289
Wow
Much old
Very grown
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>>35214317
>>>/reddit/
>>
>Ex-fatty current dyel
>Planetfitness
>Everyone in the weights section of the gym is ripped
>There's never enough plates, no plate rack
>People are always asking for 45s
>"You sure you don't need a second 45 for the smith bar?"
N...no, I don't need it yet.
>"Can I work into the leg press? What are you going to work up to?"
Nothing in the realm of 3 plates, rest assured.
>"Just... tell me when you're done."
>Look over into PlanetFitness's much larger cardio section.
>All those dyel's seem so much more at ease
>I just want to not be bothered, back like the good old days spent in the cardio room where I could just listen to headphones and not have to deal with trading plates the entire hour.
.
Why do jacked men keep asking if they can work into my set before "figuring out" that I'm a dyel and we'd be spending 30 minutes just putting on and off plates? They've been doing this longer than I have; this shouldn't be news to them that they lift more than me.
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>>35204762
>Oldguard
For Skyrim!
>>
>>35203484
Did you manage to bypass the cinema no falcon policy, brah?
>>
>>35205428
underrated post
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>>35203504
At least you tried, I guess. Maybe next life sempai.
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