open catalogue and ctrl+f = humor ... no matches let's

O-one rep maxes

>>35181900
1 rep maxes KEKEKEKEWKKEW

IF I WANTED HUMOR I'D TELL YOU WHAT MY ONE REP MAXES ARE

>>35181938
>>35181961
>>35181973
ROFL HOLY FUCK OP BTFO SOMRONE SCREENCAP AND POST ON REDDIT

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>>35181961
>>35181973

Anyone got any good my face when legs day? Lol xD

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Okay, let's actually get this started then

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>>35182302

>>35181900
If I wanted humor, I'd tell my wife's son to ask me what my 1RMs are.

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>>35182951
>my wife's son

speaking of humor

>>35183791
pls explain

>>35184167
activating your almonds

>>35181900
If I wanted humor, I would look at your one-rep maxes

>>35184199
nice meme

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Requesting the LotR one..

>>35183975

does anyone have this screencapped where that other anon greentexted and said "girl says likes it, better stop doing it" or whatever it was?

>>35182951
do you mean the wifes black son?

>>35181900
I recognize that gay scoobjob!

>>35183512
i really like the punchline

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>>35184167
This

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NEW CONTENT

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>>35181900

>>35181900
i-if i wanted niggers id tell you what my 3x3 bro split is

anyone have the rich piana party one?

WHOA NELLY

>>35182287
ROFL how did you make this?!!? is it photoshop XD i cant imagine ronald coalnog in that kind of hat hahahahaLMAO
sorry for this english btw ^_^ i'm am japanese desu senpai

Can someone post the lat pulldown machine guy, the one where he scoots around

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>>35184938
Fucking died, want to see the LOTR one now too.

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>>35187568

>>35183498

>Deadlift
>Lift tiny's parents

Savage

>>35186229
I've been laughing at that pink kid for like 2 minutes, saved.

>>35183791

you smug bastard

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You niggers just lost

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>>35183553
> his simple roider mind doesnt seem to understand
fucking gold

>>35184199
way too late, underage, etc.

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ghost puncher

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>>35181900

>>35191622
fuckin kek

>>35191622
thanks dude

>>35191779
How are ppl so smart with this shit

>>35191548
>Just screaming
Everytime haha

>>35183595
kek

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>>35185184
here you go

>inb4 screencap about dicks and shit

>>35191554
>live turd

kek

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>>35194110
u wish faggot

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>>35194230
>local man decapitates himself with homemade booby trap

>>35194290
This cracks me up every time

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I always liked these

>>35185230
>god damnit /v/

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Best one I've ever read, trust me it's worth the read.

>>35194557
It's already been posted you sped

>>35194602

Fuck.

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>>35194619
>and both with shitty crop
worth the read some other anon?

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This one always cracks me up

>>35193206
someone explain

>>35194705
>whats up thickness?

holy fuck my sides

>>35183791
Toppest kek

>>35194730
Blue

>>35194730

It was some gay "art" thing about racism where a guy sold milk that he washed white girls with.

>>35191598
man wtf been lurking here for more than 4 years and had never seen this story, I fucking lost my sides at this psycho

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>>35183975
>>35194072
This is me. Girlfriend recently broke up with me. Temporary break from going to the gym. That lady in my story doesn't go to the gym anymore either. Turned to alcohol. Life is suffering.

>>35195448
Kill yourself

>>35195533
No

Not until I look like macho man randy savage

>>35195546
but you're crying like a bitch

>>35195561
I haven't cried or anything, I just feel too sad to be sober for now. 4 years, man. I was gonna propose to her in a week or two.

>>35195594
kill yourself tho

>>35191598


fake as shit

>holy shit you guys were real

If he didn't think they were real he wouldn't have done all the shit he did

>>35195950
>>35195968
>>35195980
Not /fit/, my friend.

>>35194392
That's funny. You're all crazy. I think I'll like it here.

>>35195448
Surreal - I'm in the same boat as you buddy, 5 year relationship down the drain, I turned to whiskey instead of rum however.

Get back in the gym you faggot - if I can keep lifting so can you.

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>>35196038
Shut up bitch

>>35195950
>>35195968
>>35195980
>>35195980
>>35196209
>>35196226
>>35196237

Guessing you made these yourself, keep it up if thats the case

>>35196308
Source is itsthetie, faggot from funnyjunk dot com, doubt he would post shit on /fit/

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>>35196308
I wish

>>35191548
>just screaming
Never fails

>>35195448
>lifting in a speedo

legendary

>>35196411
holy shit yes. i was describing this to a friend the other day but had no saved pics. based fit anon

>>35195950
>winrar
>bought it
kekd. that shit used to crack me up. hey your trial is over, uh, so are you gonna pay for it or?
>No thanks

>>35194557
Story was shit, thank you for wasting my time. Might as well be a walk the dinosaur shit.

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>>35183466
ha I found /fit/ before I found body building dot com. Ironic I guess

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>>35198543

>>35182889
Fucking kek
Why is /fit/ obsessed with nofap?

>>35194721
kek

>>35195448
Your story has inspired me.

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>>35198562
You fuckers have GOT to tell me the name of her channel. She's adorable.

>>35198981
Read the post dumbass.

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>>35199309

>>35191598
This legit needs to be like a 30 minute movie.

I just flew in from the gym, and boy, are my arms tired!

>>35198644
testosterone levels possibly affected and "self improvement"

>>35195448
>>35196201

He speaks the truth, I ended a 2.-something year fucked up relationship and the breakup-sadness ended up being a perfect motivation for working out once I hit the "angry/pissy" phase of accepting.

>>35183595
... i just walked over to my doorknob and my bellybutton was flush.. but... i know, KNOW im 5'10

>>35181900
>open catalogue and ctrl+f = humor ... 1 match

>tfw still no humor

>>35183595
classic

>>35191622
good god that last is topkek jesuis fuck

>>35183791
10/10

>>35201837
maybe we should ask for your 1 rep maxes?

>>35182378
kek this actually made me laugh

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>>35194705
>dang whats up thickness

Fucking LOL

>>35182378
stupidest but funniest

i've been keking for like 15 min

>>35198484
Diogenes was the fucking man

>>35191637
Kek
I was in thread.
Almost seemed like bait but wasn't sure.

>>35201996
oly fuck.

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Mirin my ab insertions normies. get on my level. One day you will get on my genetic level.

>>35196139
Good. NowSugMyDigNoHomo.

>>35203103
>wasn't sure
wot

>>35199634
>2k + 15
>being a nineprank fagtron

>>35198543
Summarize this shit

>>35204533
>fucks number 2
>fucks number 1 and she hints maybe theyd date
>cuddles and falls asleep with number 3

>>35183512
This is cute & funny

>>35183791
was whistling, had to stop because muh grin

>>35198543
How the fuck does the guy manage to lay all three gals, they're legit 9s

How do I do that /fit/

>>35191554
every fucking time

>>35191598
I don't buy it but it did make me laugh so I'll give it an 8/10

>>35183975
>She knows my name because of the times I talk in third person in a British accent and narrate what I'm doing
Jesus fucking Christ, that sentence killed me. I do almost everything while narrating it like I was actually filming an instruction video of what I am doing, cooking, painting, working out, it's fucking embarrassing. Thinking of someone overhearing that bullshit kills me. I still do it, because I think it gives me more confidence with what I'm doing, even though it makes no sense.

>>35195448
My girlfriend recently dumped me too. I feel for you bro. /fit/ cares.

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>>35198562
fuck

i'm ashamed of my lulz

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>>35198543
i really really really hope this happened
we're all gonna make it t b h

>>35195448
Way to ruin the fun dude

>>35182324
don't make me cry
this should be a humor thread
:(

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>>35185380
"blended alkalised water"...
This diet is more supplements and retarded vegan buzzwords than food.
Found out what Pete meant by activated almonds though: https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/food/news/a/16020776/pete-evans-chef-weight-loss/
'Soaked in water to fool the nut into starting to sprout.'
Also, at a guess: 400, 500, 400, 300, 300, 300 calories per 'meal' for a total of 2200?
Now, let's estimate weight and height.

Pic related is him with surfer Joel Parkinson, who's 6'0 176lbs...I'd put Pete at about the same height, give or take an inch, and a good 20-30 pounds lighter. Just look at his (nonexistent) legs.

So, as the old saying goes, "never trust a skinny chef, especially for health advice, and especially when they spout retarded hippie bullshit."

>>35183595
So many sources of error. Broscience all up in that pic

>>35208319
No everyone's bellybuttons are at the same exact height duh

>>35201762 you too you're obviously not 5'10

>>35204686

Shit, i remember this lol

they guy said he was in a club dancing and just used moves as if he was reloading weapons from call of duty or some shit.

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>>35185380

>>35194480
kek

>>35208724
I want to marry her and have her make me food

>>35208837
she's old enogh to be your mom... oh nevermind