roommates ate all my oats. how should i punish them for fucking

>>35128599
stretch their tight bungholes


..and post the video

MURDER THEM ALL YOU FUCKING DICK LICKER

>>35128599
Poor all their alcohols down the toilet. Don't flush. It won't look pretty. Make sure you lay the butt baby in there first. A big one. Wear your biggest butt plug all day so you can lay the biggest butt baby you ever have.
>gotta eat big to lay big, amirite?!?

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>>35128623
This.

N-no homo.

>>35128599

buy a gallon of chocolate milk, drink 1/4 of it. Spike it with laxative or poison and put that shit back in the fridge.

give them preworkout that is nothing but powder melatonin

>>35128599
shit but don't flush

>>35128599
smoke 1 cigarette inside

God I fucking hate my roommate. Dude literally only smokes weed and plays vidya all damn day. Also messy as fuck, like literally doesn't know how to put anything back where he got it. Also throws little temper tantrums. I might as well be a single dad living with his fucking 8 year old son

>>35128599
spoof on the toilet seat