Mirin stories time. >At frat party >running around the

>>35107958
>solid

>female coworkers constantly finding reasons to touch me

Feels violating to be honest.

How do I fuck them /fit/?

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>>35108056
If you feel violated, you probably shouldn't fuck them

>>35108056
>feels violating

For some reason this is the one thing I can't stand on here. When fags on here say shit like

>It's actually very annoyiing, girls constantly blah blah they won't leave me alone blah blah only like me for my body blah blah

Horseshit.

>>35108106
I was taking the piss but it is kinda weird when I think about it. It really is sexual harassment

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>>35108121
Yeah but they won't think of it that way cause you're a guy. If you don't like it tell them.

>>35108218
Can you like it and it still be wrong?

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>>35107958
>Doing bench press next to squat rack
>Resting in between reps
>8/10 qt walks past me toward squat rack
>She smiles at me
>Girls never used to smile at me
>It felt nice

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>hi test 5ft girl in my class last semester
>obv wants my d always catch er mirin
>adds me on fb
>we talk a bit over summer but I was too lazy/busy to meet up
>months pass, hits me up again 2 weeks ago
>we hang out, she pays for drinks, we boink
>give her multiple shaking orgasms, she keeps calling me champ(wtf?), says shes never been boinked like that before
>asks me how I last so long and if I want a finger up my ass to make me cum faster
>tells me shes been masturbating to me all week and thanks me when she leaves
>my face is pic related the entire time because no other girl has reacted this way before
>spend next week feeling like a baller

fast forward to last sunday

>some nigga sends me message on fb telling me to "tread lightly"(okay walter white)
>think about who I could've pissed off recently
>check his pics, its the girls bf
>he blocks me, she blocks me
>3 days later get another message: "if you talk to [girl], if you touch [girl], youre a dead man walking
>blocks me again
>my face the entire time

I don't get it family, not my fault his gf was trying to catch this pipe, maybe you should be mad at her instead of sending death threats to strangers

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>>35108508
>Taking shit from a DYEL nigger

>>35108106
>being so beta you'll let any girl touch you any time and be thankful for it

>>35107958
congrats OP. Wish i was u

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>>35108530
Hey bro dont judge me I was trying to think of a good I fucked your bitch song to send back to him but he blocked me before I could reply

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>be flabby fuck with good facial aesthetics
>working at some shitty coffeeshop
>have qt high test coworker, she's really into weightlifting
>we spend most of our shifts together shooting the shit over coffee, not really working
>she says it's a shame I don't work out or do sports, could be pretty hot if I did
>she leaves to Italy for two months
>decide to start lifting, start to get into decent shape, not jacked or anything but no longer flabby, have some actual musculature beyond the bare minimum
>she gets back
>"fuck anon you're looking really good, we should workout together sometime"
>mfw I move to a higher paying job a week later
>mfw haven't seen her in two months

>>35108630
Holy shit who is this???

>>35109632
Nvm its Kacy Anne Hill.

>at frat party

so you're a geed? ayy lmao

>>35109331
fucking add her on facebook and get her number and fuck her m8 cmon

>why are you so big anon? Why do you want to have such big muscles?
>y-you too

I made an unconvincing attempt to say it's my hobby, but really I just want to be batman-hueg and strong

>>35108630
Hit Em Up linked on YouTube to the point where Pac says: "You claim to be a player but I fucked you wife."

>>35107958
Body pic or gtfo