>about to start next set >suddenly gotta fart >you

>>35088750
Bathroom man

Finish gym session and then go home for a wash.
Once it happens to you every work out session you'll see Im right. Im speaking from experience.

>>35088783
you shouldn't be shitting yourself every workout senpai

you're probably not eating enough fibre

>>35088783
gonna make it

>>35088794
Youre not lifting hard enough.

>>35088750
>Going for 315lbs squat PR max
>finally hitting 3plate yes yes yes
>rumbly in my tummy
>oh shit
>in the bottom of a squat holding a fart with all my might
>press up and blow my ass out losing all compression
>somehow didn't snap shit up
fuck yeah gas powered PR

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>>35088825
these stories are always great

>shit yourself a little
There are two varieties of things that will come out of your ass over the course of your life: farts and things that are not farts. Farts can be left unattended for the most part, but everything else needs to land in a toilet.

>>35088980
Sitting on the toilet pooping loling irl

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>>35088980
i do not approve of this post

>>35089090
I don't approve of your lifestyle scoobs

>going on the crosstrainer for new record
>2 minutes left, feel pressure
>try my best to fart softly
>feels okay, have my headphones in so no sound
>going on
>sweat starts to roll down my legs but then again I'm fat ass fat ass and I'm nearing my record
>notice that the fart smell keeps hoovering around
>done
>get off
>people looking at me, guess it's because of my tomato red face
>go to the restroom, pull down jogging pants
>shits smeared all over my legs
>eldery guy yelling what the fuck
>two teenage boys start laughing but one ends up throwing up
>pull up my pants and run out of the gym
>realise I went with the bus that day
>run 2 kms to home

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>>35088980
>everything else needs to land in a toilet.
Not necessarily...